Turbo sloth dork
@mthomsen.bsky.social
they/them
Proud parent of 3 wonderfully weird kiddos.
Married to my best friend for over a quarter century.
Old punk/geek.
Comics/books/news junkie
Proud parent of 3 wonderfully weird kiddos.
Married to my best friend for over a quarter century.
Old punk/geek.
Comics/books/news junkie
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Someone's nervous about the noises from the TV, lol.
April 17, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Someone's nervous about the noises from the TV, lol.
Eating a thai salad that my wife made for meal prep this weekend (coming out of winter, gotta try and eat a little less of the winter comfort foods) and it is delicious, except for the ONE bite that seemed to contain ALL the hot peppers. Hell of a way to wake you up, though.
April 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Eating a thai salad that my wife made for meal prep this weekend (coming out of winter, gotta try and eat a little less of the winter comfort foods) and it is delicious, except for the ONE bite that seemed to contain ALL the hot peppers. Hell of a way to wake you up, though.
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“History repeats itself, first as a tragedy, second as a farce.”
— Karl Marx
— Karl Marx
April 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
“History repeats itself, first as a tragedy, second as a farce.”
— Karl Marx
— Karl Marx
Apparently the vacay did something to my brain, as I've hit productivity levels not seen in the maraca that is my skull for ages. Now if I could be productive on what I'm *supposed* to be doing, lol. Still, office is looking clean!
April 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Apparently the vacay did something to my brain, as I've hit productivity levels not seen in the maraca that is my skull for ages. Now if I could be productive on what I'm *supposed* to be doing, lol. Still, office is looking clean!
First day back after vacation. Hooray.
April 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
First day back after vacation. Hooray.
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You weren’t “high-functioning.”
You were masking.
You weren’t “coping.”
You were dissociating.
You weren’t “fine.”
You were in burnout.
They praised your performance.
But never saw the cost.
You deserved care.
Not applause.
You were masking.
You weren’t “coping.”
You were dissociating.
You weren’t “fine.”
You were in burnout.
They praised your performance.
But never saw the cost.
You deserved care.
Not applause.
April 7, 2025 at 9:49 AM
You weren’t “high-functioning.”
You were masking.
You weren’t “coping.”
You were dissociating.
You weren’t “fine.”
You were in burnout.
They praised your performance.
But never saw the cost.
You deserved care.
Not applause.
You were masking.
You weren’t “coping.”
You were dissociating.
You weren’t “fine.”
You were in burnout.
They praised your performance.
But never saw the cost.
You deserved care.
Not applause.
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People blame me for things just because I did them.
March 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
People blame me for things just because I did them.
Given the whole 'every accusation is a confession' the right has going on, is the oompa-loompa-in-chief's accusation that Biden's staff may have signed things without his knowledge....... What do y'all think has been signed behind his enormous, shitty back?
March 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Given the whole 'every accusation is a confession' the right has going on, is the oompa-loompa-in-chief's accusation that Biden's staff may have signed things without his knowledge....... What do y'all think has been signed behind his enormous, shitty back?
Anyone else struggling with vacillating from rage to despair over the state of... everything, I guess?
February 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Anyone else struggling with vacillating from rage to despair over the state of... everything, I guess?
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Don’t make me mad. You wouldn’t like me when I’m mad. Or happy. Or indifferent. The point is I’m extremely unlikable.
January 31, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Don’t make me mad. You wouldn’t like me when I’m mad. Or happy. Or indifferent. The point is I’m extremely unlikable.
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i knew as a very young child that i was already annoyed
January 23, 2025 at 4:16 AM
i knew as a very young child that i was already annoyed
Starting hour 5 in the ER waiting room. Burning ? of the moment - who has the key pad noises of their phone set to what feels like 25/10 in public?!?
January 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Starting hour 5 in the ER waiting room. Burning ? of the moment - who has the key pad noises of their phone set to what feels like 25/10 in public?!?
Attempting to eat better for the new year is going great - except for the fact that ye olde fibre intake has gone up substantially. Farts. Farts everywhere, y'all.
January 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Attempting to eat better for the new year is going great - except for the fact that ye olde fibre intake has gone up substantially. Farts. Farts everywhere, y'all.
I need a new tattoo, badly. Something simple, not too big, but I am struggling with exactly *what*. Anyone have cool ideas, or weird shit?
January 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I need a new tattoo, badly. Something simple, not too big, but I am struggling with exactly *what*. Anyone have cool ideas, or weird shit?
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How does beauty sleep work? Every time I sleep I wake up even uglier. I also tried not sleeping, but I'm still ugly. Naps? Still ugly.
December 29, 2024 at 2:43 PM
How does beauty sleep work? Every time I sleep I wake up even uglier. I also tried not sleeping, but I'm still ugly. Naps? Still ugly.
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I used to be so careful with my books. I’d never mark them and I’d feel bad if I creased or tore a cover. Like I was disrespecting the book if I even cracked a spine.
Now I underline and dog ear and get sand in them, making my mark as they mark me.
A loved book should be barely hanging together.
Now I underline and dog ear and get sand in them, making my mark as they mark me.
A loved book should be barely hanging together.
December 14, 2024 at 8:43 PM
I used to be so careful with my books. I’d never mark them and I’d feel bad if I creased or tore a cover. Like I was disrespecting the book if I even cracked a spine.
Now I underline and dog ear and get sand in them, making my mark as they mark me.
A loved book should be barely hanging together.
Now I underline and dog ear and get sand in them, making my mark as they mark me.
A loved book should be barely hanging together.
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If you think about it, the very best books are really just extremely long spells that turn you into a different person for the rest of your life
December 12, 2024 at 1:40 PM
If you think about it, the very best books are really just extremely long spells that turn you into a different person for the rest of your life
Far too full. Oh well, time for pie!
November 28, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Far too full. Oh well, time for pie!
If anyone wants to know
November 27, 2024 at 1:32 AM
If anyone wants to know
All 4 voting eligible family members for Harris/Walz!
November 6, 2024 at 1:55 AM
All 4 voting eligible family members for Harris/Walz!
Had a bunch of bees hanging out on these yellow flowers upside down like sleeping bats. Probably got cold and didn't/ couldn't get too the hive. When they get warmer they seem to come back to life. Neat!
September 8, 2023 at 12:13 PM
Had a bunch of bees hanging out on these yellow flowers upside down like sleeping bats. Probably got cold and didn't/ couldn't get too the hive. When they get warmer they seem to come back to life. Neat!
