Matthew Bamford
@mtbamford.bsky.social
Twitter Refugee. Humanist. Atheist. Progressive. Geek. Perfectly Cromulent. Hella NorCal. Zeta Male. He/Him #BLM #FreePalestine #ProChoice
He's impossibly good at this.
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 5:20 AM
He's impossibly good at this.
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Excellent. Be miserable, you Nazi POS.
February 5, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Excellent. Be miserable, you Nazi POS.
Fuck yeah. 🤘🏻
Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
February 5, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Fuck yeah. 🤘🏻
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Q: You're a constitutional lawyer. Can you detail the 4th Amendment protections someone has if ICE approaches their home w/an administrative warrant?
MIKE JOHNSON: When ICE goes to execute a warrant, it's issued by an immigration judge, & that is a sufficient legal authority to go apprehend someone
MIKE JOHNSON: When ICE goes to execute a warrant, it's issued by an immigration judge, & that is a sufficient legal authority to go apprehend someone
February 3, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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Agent: These guys were all threatening us yesterday with hand guns.
...
Agent: *Hand* guns, like threatening to shoot us.
Reporter: You mean like with hand symbols?
A: Pulling them out, trying to engage us.
R: Pulling out literal guns?
A: No. Making... assuming we were going to do something.
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Agent: *Hand* guns, like threatening to shoot us.
Reporter: You mean like with hand symbols?
A: Pulling them out, trying to engage us.
R: Pulling out literal guns?
A: No. Making... assuming we were going to do something.
February 3, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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They want us working earlier and til we die to pay for their tax cuts for the rich. Supervillains.
February 3, 2026 at 4:15 AM
They want us working earlier and til we die to pay for their tax cuts for the rich. Supervillains.
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Tonight other dumb napkin cartoon…
February 2, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Tonight other dumb napkin cartoon…
My son made dinner tonight which was pretty cool. Turned out great, too!
February 2, 2026 at 4:18 AM
My son made dinner tonight which was pretty cool. Turned out great, too!
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There's racism and then there's pretending Lupita N'yongo is miscast as the most beautiful woman in the world
February 1, 2026 at 5:45 PM
There's racism and then there's pretending Lupita N'yongo is miscast as the most beautiful woman in the world
Absolutely nightmare headline.
Jeffrey Epstein Sent Five Nights At Freddy's Porn Via 4Chan Links, Emails Show
Jeffrey Epstein Sent Five Nights At Freddy's Porn Via 4Chan Links, Emails Show
One email from Epstein included the subject line 'amazing animations'
kotaku.com
January 31, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Absolutely nightmare headline.
These people are insane.
SBA Administration Kelly Loeffler accuses previous administrations of "discriminating against white business owners"
January 30, 2026 at 5:09 PM
These people are insane.
The American Dream is not being able to afford food.
Brooke Rollins: "The American dream is not being on a food stamp program. The American dream is not being on all these programs. That should be a hand up, not a handout. As of yesterday, we have moved 1.75 million people off of SNAP."
January 30, 2026 at 5:07 PM
The American Dream is not being able to afford food.
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reminder that a small handful of Republicans in the House and Senate could end this madness today
January 30, 2026 at 3:22 PM
reminder that a small handful of Republicans in the House and Senate could end this madness today
Love it when the timeline delivers.
January 30, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Love it when the timeline delivers.
Sharks lose in OT after leading 3-0 in the 3rd. 🤦🏼♂️
January 30, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Sharks lose in OT after leading 3-0 in the 3rd. 🤦🏼♂️
Aronofsky's doing AI?!? NOOOOOO!!!
January 30, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Aronofsky's doing AI?!? NOOOOOO!!!
Quite the society we've created. 😒
One of the hardest things to explain to people who aren’t here is the very real feeling that we are in a war against the federal government. Not only are we occupied by unaccountable armed, masked paramilitaries, but we are constantly aware our neighbors might be abducted in the blink of an eye.
Was he actually approaching Minnesota as a regime change
January 30, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Quite the society we've created. 😒
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2022: Massachusetts enacts a 4% tax on millionaires. Critics predict catastrophe.
2026: MA sees 39%⬆️ in number of millionaires, $5B⬆️ in new revenue, & MA is bottom 10 in poverty.
Taxing the wealthy creates more wealth. Taxing working people creates more poverty: www.qasimrashid.com/p/fixing-the...
2026: MA sees 39%⬆️ in number of millionaires, $5B⬆️ in new revenue, & MA is bottom 10 in poverty.
Taxing the wealthy creates more wealth. Taxing working people creates more poverty: www.qasimrashid.com/p/fixing-the...
Fixing the $12 Billion Lie
How Mayor Mamdani Plans to Fix NYC's Existential Budget Crisis—And Why It Affects Every Single American Nationwide
www.qasimrashid.com
January 29, 2026 at 12:20 PM
2022: Massachusetts enacts a 4% tax on millionaires. Critics predict catastrophe.
2026: MA sees 39%⬆️ in number of millionaires, $5B⬆️ in new revenue, & MA is bottom 10 in poverty.
Taxing the wealthy creates more wealth. Taxing working people creates more poverty: www.qasimrashid.com/p/fixing-the...
2026: MA sees 39%⬆️ in number of millionaires, $5B⬆️ in new revenue, & MA is bottom 10 in poverty.
Taxing the wealthy creates more wealth. Taxing working people creates more poverty: www.qasimrashid.com/p/fixing-the...
January 30, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Shocker.
January 30, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Shocker.
Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants https://theonion.com/democrats-condemn-ice-for-murdering-without-proper-warrants/
January 30, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Someday they'll lower the price for Borderlands 4. Unfortunately, today is not that day.
January 29, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Someday they'll lower the price for Borderlands 4. Unfortunately, today is not that day.
Losing my goddamn mind. 🤦🏼♂️
TIM WALZ: “I don't agree with Tom Homan’s philosophy on things, but I do understand that he is law enforcement and he understands right and wrong.”
January 29, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Losing my goddamn mind. 🤦🏼♂️