Marlene Spatuk 🇨🇦
@mspatuk.bsky.social
Childless, catless and happily jobless.
Whose stack?
November 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Whose stack?
Near a window.
Now the retirement age in Russia is 60 years.
Putin is 73 years old, so the deacon should make his “suggestion” there over a cup of tea.
Putin is 73 years old, so the deacon should make his “suggestion” there over a cup of tea.
November 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Near a window.
Now he’s starting wars so he can end them.
Trump says he's instructing the Department of Defense to prepare for military action against Nigeria
November 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Now he’s starting wars so he can end them.
“Werewolves of London”
October 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
“Werewolves of London”
I think the kids call it “the ick.”
Large majority of women in Canada have a negative opinion of Pierre Poilievre
Large majority of women in Canada have a negative opinion of Pierre Poilievre
A large majority of women in Canada have a negative opinion of Pierre Poilievre.
cultmtl.com
October 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I think the kids call it “the ick.”
Reposted by Marlene Spatuk 🇨🇦
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
Must be that British deadpan wit he imported along with stuffy sartorial standards and the spelling of “recognise.”
"You are a transformative president" -- I regret to inform you that Mark Carney is kissing Trump's ass
October 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Must be that British deadpan wit he imported along with stuffy sartorial standards and the spelling of “recognise.”
Yay, six-day speed pass!
This makes me feel crazy. Being aware of the speed limit is like step 1 for driving! "Stealing is illegal, sure, but how are people supposed to know which stores they can steal from without getting caught if the camera ones don't have giant 'NO STEALING' signs??"
www.thestar.com/news/gta/20-...
www.thestar.com/news/gta/20-...
October 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Yay, six-day speed pass!
Americans better fall in love with tofu.
US farmers are saying they "just need temporary help, until things get better."
Here's the thing. US farm exports- which are mostly soy- CANNOT get better.
Other countries expanded their soy industries to fill China's demand.
We've walled ourselves out of the global market, folks. This is it.
Here's the thing. US farm exports- which are mostly soy- CANNOT get better.
Other countries expanded their soy industries to fill China's demand.
We've walled ourselves out of the global market, folks. This is it.
September 30, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Americans better fall in love with tofu.
Of course it’s the one that makes Viagra.
Pfizer "secured a three-year grace period from President Donald Trump’s promised tariffs on pharmaceuticals" and in return will "sell some drugs at a 50% average discount on a direct-to-consumer website called TrumpRx"
looks like state capitalism to me
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
looks like state capitalism to me
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Pfizer Gets Three-Year Reprieve From Trump Pharma Tariffs
Pfizer Inc. Chief Executive Officer Albert Bourla said the company secured a three-year grace period from President Donald Trump’s promised tariffs on pharmaceuticals in a deal that would lower some o...
www.bloomberg.com
September 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Of course it’s the one that makes Viagra.
Canada doesn’t know her.
Trump to generals: "Canada called me a couple weeks ago. They want to be a part of it. To which I said, 'Well, why don't you just join our country. Become the 51st state. And you get it for free!' So I don't know if that made a big impact but it does make a lot of sense."
September 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Canada doesn’t know her.
Cackhanded as in “kakistocracy.”
One thing we're seeing is that ordinarily competent conservative people, and there are many people like this even in and around MAGA, are seething about how cackhanded the Trump orbit is
genuinely surprised how many MAGA people have been critical of this
www.thedailybeast.com/keystone-kas...
www.thedailybeast.com/keystone-kas...
September 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Cackhanded as in “kakistocracy.”
Dumbest anything speech of all time
September 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Dumbest anything speech of all time
September 9, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Looks kinda popular to me.
CBS poll on support for deploying the National Guard to police cities.
It’s not popular.
We’re Americans, after all.
It’s not popular.
We’re Americans, after all.
September 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Looks kinda popular to me.
Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and 💀💀💀💀💀💀
August 31, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Great Big Sea did it faster.
August 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Great Big Sea did it faster.
I’m a Palladium stan #ottawa
I’m on board. Nothing sucks more than calling an arena, field, park or venue than by its corporate branding.
Every time you refuse to call it by the corporate branding, you’re committing a tiny little act of economic terrorism
Every time you refuse to call it by the corporate branding, you’re committing a tiny little act of economic terrorism
I’m with The Weeknd: bring back the SkyDome
August 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I’m a Palladium stan #ottawa
Yes We Can!
A Canadian can maker has cut the US out of its processes and is now all Canadian.
Why a Quebec food can maker reshored its supply chain back to Canada from the U.S. | CBC News
With U.S. tariffs still weighing on Canada's steel and aluminum sectors, a Quebec-based food can manufacturer is expanding its operations — and bringing the American portion of its supply chain back h...
www.cbc.ca
August 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Yes We Can!
this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like
August 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I have a tip: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Crime is so rampant in DC that even when you put feds on literally every corner, they can't find any criminals and have to bribe the public for help.
They can't see the forest for the trees, except they're actually in the middle of a lake and can't figure out where all the trees are hiding.
They can't see the forest for the trees, except they're actually in the middle of a lake and can't figure out where all the trees are hiding.
Search your heart… you know what to do
August 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I have a tip: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Waiting for @dieworkwear.bsky.social to weigh in on Zelenskyy’s suit.
August 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Waiting for @dieworkwear.bsky.social to weigh in on Zelenskyy’s suit.
“Yay, we’re dinosaurs! And we’re gonna keep burning dinosaurs!”
Estevan had a bleak future because there was no transition plan to bring alternatives for jobs and support the local economy. Geothermal, renewable energy, recycling all could have helped in the transition but instead they'll remain attached to coal
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Built by coal: Sask. community fights to keep burning fuel in face of an uncertain future | CBC News
Known as the Energy City because of coal, oil and gas, Estevan, Sask., was projected to lose a third of its population of about 11,000 people. Residents hope the local coal plants can keep running unt...
www.cbc.ca
August 18, 2025 at 4:32 AM
“Yay, we’re dinosaurs! And we’re gonna keep burning dinosaurs!”