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Marlene Spatuk 🇨🇦
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Childless, catless and happily jobless.
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Image of Mr. Burns’ coffin with Smithers buried alive and screaming at his feet
September 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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@cbcradiocanada.bsky.social you may want to look into this deepfake Adrienne Arsenault ad.
June 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Homer Simpson lying on the couch with a bandaged head talking on the phone. “You heard me, I won’t be in for the rest of the week. I told you, my baby beat me up. Oh, it is not the worst excuse I ever thought up.”
June 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Logo for Brawndo: green electric bolt, text “It’s got electrolytes” and “the thirst mutilator”
June 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Ned Flanders: “I’ve done everything the Bible says—even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff.”
May 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Couldn’t be arsed to leave Ottawa to visit suburban Ottawa.
Jake Peralta character from Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Caption: “I mean, suburban Ottawa’s great.”
May 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Kentucky Incest Cult
May 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Same energy.
JD Vance meeting Pope Francis. Liz Truss meeting Queen Elizabeth.
April 21, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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Enjoy my Ozempic meme.
Image of Ina Garten with caption reading “if you can’t make your own GLP-1, store-bought is fine”
April 20, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Ralph Wiggum picking his nose. Text: Ralph for President: There isn’t a better pick.
April 14, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Screen grabs from The Office: Michael: “I am the victim of a hate crime. Stanley knows what I’m talking about.” Stanley: “that’s not what a hate crime is.” Michael: “Well I hated it!”
March 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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March 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Drew Carey: “Welcome to Whose Canada Is It Anyway? Where the tariff rules are made up and the borders don’t matter.”
March 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Homer Simpson at piano writing song. Caption (modified from original): “Everybody in Canada…hates a stupid neighbour.”
March 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Cher in Clueless: I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies’ room.”
March 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Maybe not the best example.
March 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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“What a presidential term, huh?”
“Lemon, it’s March 5th.”
March 5, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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March 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Sorry, George Bailey already lassoed it.
March 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Kent Brockman (Simpson news anchor) saying “Little girl…likes her brain. What’s your opinion?”
March 1, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Reverend Lovejoy from the Simpsons holding a Bible - caption: You ever sat down and read this thing? Technically, we’re not allowed to go to the bathroom.
February 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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February 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Don Draper (in German accent): Did you enjoy the fuhrer’s birthday? Roger Sterling: May he live for a thousand years!
February 19, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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I’d like to #BuyCanadian, but what if your presumably-Canadian Leclerc Celebration cookies with the Château Frontenac design may have been made in Ontario, Quebec, Pennsylvania, Tennessee *or* Arizona?
A box of Leclerc Celebration cookies with a photo of cookies with the Château Frontenac moulded in the chocolate coating A detail from a box of Leclerc Celebration cookies listing their plants in Saint-Augustin-de-Desmaures, Quebec, Hawkesbury, Ontario, Cornwall, Ontario, Brockville, Ontario, Kingsport, Tennessee, Montgomery, Pennsylvania, and Phoenix, Arizona.
February 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Canadians addressing DJT right now
Terence and Philip (South Park characters) saying Fuck you, Uncle Fucka!
February 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM