Mr Sting
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NUFC, Music, Films and other such escapism
The Man With the Golden Bollocks
October 6, 2025 at 6:32 AM
The Man With the Golden Bollocks
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I made an alternative cover for JK Rowling's new book, The Toilet Constable.
Coming soon to a bad bookshop near you...
Print file can be downloaded from my website: www.spellingmistakescostlives.com/single-post/...
Coming soon to a bad bookshop near you...
Print file can be downloaded from my website: www.spellingmistakescostlives.com/single-post/...
September 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I made an alternative cover for JK Rowling's new book, The Toilet Constable.
Coming soon to a bad bookshop near you...
Print file can be downloaded from my website: www.spellingmistakescostlives.com/single-post/...
Coming soon to a bad bookshop near you...
Print file can be downloaded from my website: www.spellingmistakescostlives.com/single-post/...
Cuti? Am I the only one just learning this?
🚨🤍 Cuti Romero becomes new Tottenham captain with immediate effect. Decision made by Thomas Frank who saw Cuti as key player since day one at the club. Deal with Atlético was never advanced this summer despite reports, full focus on #THFC for Romero.
August 13, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Cuti? Am I the only one just learning this?
Ramsdale would be an improvement in the GK department for #NUFC. Maybe a bit underwhelming but he's better with his feet than any keeper we've got and is a good shot stopper, but a little behind Pope in that area.
July 28, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Ramsdale would be an improvement in the GK department for #NUFC. Maybe a bit underwhelming but he's better with his feet than any keeper we've got and is a good shot stopper, but a little behind Pope in that area.
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I found a website where you can specify a tiny bit of dialogue and it'll find a clip of someone saying exactly that for you. I have no idea what to use it for but…
June 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I found a website where you can specify a tiny bit of dialogue and it'll find a clip of someone saying exactly that for you. I have no idea what to use it for but…
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Ouch. They'd have probably got away with it if they hadn't panicked. It's the panic that makes people go "what's going on here then?"
Still the moral lesson here is: don't go to Coldplay gigs.
Still the moral lesson here is: don't go to Coldplay gigs.
Coldplay's Chris Martin accidentally exposes astronomer CEO Andy Byron having an affair with his HR chief Kristin Cabot.
July 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Ouch. They'd have probably got away with it if they hadn't panicked. It's the panic that makes people go "what's going on here then?"
Still the moral lesson here is: don't go to Coldplay gigs.
Still the moral lesson here is: don't go to Coldplay gigs.
All this NUFC and Liverpool 4d chess over strikers is just plain annoying. Bid or don't bid, don't piss about.
July 16, 2025 at 9:51 AM
All this NUFC and Liverpool 4d chess over strikers is just plain annoying. Bid or don't bid, don't piss about.
Floating Points is so good
June 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Floating Points is so good
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Much as I would not dare to predict the consequences of this war, I do think we can summarize it thusly so far:
A smart and evil man manipulated a stupid and evil man into a war against a fanatical and evil regime.
A smart and evil man manipulated a stupid and evil man into a war against a fanatical and evil regime.
June 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Much as I would not dare to predict the consequences of this war, I do think we can summarize it thusly so far:
A smart and evil man manipulated a stupid and evil man into a war against a fanatical and evil regime.
A smart and evil man manipulated a stupid and evil man into a war against a fanatical and evil regime.
Only 73 days of the transfer window remaining. Time for panic stations according to some...
June 20, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Only 73 days of the transfer window remaining. Time for panic stations according to some...
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Alan Shearer once drove into a box junction at a crossroads when traffic was queuing and blocked me from going across the other way. #NUFC
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Alan Shearer once drove into a box junction at a crossroads when traffic was queuing and blocked me from going across the other way. #NUFC
Nanny state...
June 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Nanny state...
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Have the Labour Party forgotten who their bad guys are meant to be? They’ve had to borrow scapegoats from the right (trans people, the arts sector, dreadful foreigns).
GUYS! The Undeserving Sociopath Rich are RIGHT FUCKING THERE.
And the advantage with them is it’s all actually their fault.
GUYS! The Undeserving Sociopath Rich are RIGHT FUCKING THERE.
And the advantage with them is it’s all actually their fault.
May 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Have the Labour Party forgotten who their bad guys are meant to be? They’ve had to borrow scapegoats from the right (trans people, the arts sector, dreadful foreigns).
GUYS! The Undeserving Sociopath Rich are RIGHT FUCKING THERE.
And the advantage with them is it’s all actually their fault.
GUYS! The Undeserving Sociopath Rich are RIGHT FUCKING THERE.
And the advantage with them is it’s all actually their fault.
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Oh yeah nice one kid hook that hope for humanity right into my veins
May 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Oh yeah nice one kid hook that hope for humanity right into my veins
May the 4th of May be with you
May 4, 2025 at 5:39 AM
May the 4th of May be with you
Feels like Newcastle can beat anyone at the minute, partly because everyone else seems to have given up for the season. Except Villa, would feel more confident playing any other team today.
April 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Feels like Newcastle can beat anyone at the minute, partly because everyone else seems to have given up for the season. Except Villa, would feel more confident playing any other team today.
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March 19, 2025 at 7:33 AM
We have now entered the 70s UK sitcom era of US politics
Leavitt: "It's only because of the United States of America that the French aren't speaking German right now."
March 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
We have now entered the 70s UK sitcom era of US politics
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YOUR 2024/25 CARABAO CUP WINNERS 😍
March 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
YOUR 2024/25 CARABAO CUP WINNERS 😍