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Max Roahrig
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Photography doofus. Life lesson, not a role model. He/him

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Did y’all see a different cut of The Bone Temple or something?
January 20, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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jack asked if i would sketch up a poster to tell people in nearby neighborhoods about the partnership between flock and ring, and this is what i came up with. it can be printed on an 8.5x11 sheet of paper.
January 19, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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replace rfk jr with this guy
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Finished my first time through Star Trek The Next Generation. What a program.
January 17, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Whiskey Fridays in space???
January 16, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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one year since David Lynch passed, happy friday and RIP big dawg
January 16, 2026 at 10:06 AM
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between this, the piss bottles, and the footage of ICE agents getting yelled at in a restaurant, i like this new thing where the fascists vocally inform everyone about what kind of opposition bothers them the most
January 16, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again
January 15, 2026 at 6:09 PM
So if we can't vote them out...
"Election officials, private election vendors, and security experts describe a dual breakdown: renewed alarm that Trump admin is seeking tighter fed control over elections, and a simultaneous retreat by CISA from the hands-on support states had come to depend on."

www.votebeat.org/2026/01/15/c...
Election officials say trust with CISA is broken — maybe permanently
States once relied on CISA for election security. Now officials say politicization and retreating support have shattered that trust.
www.votebeat.org
January 15, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Weak shit.
January 15, 2026 at 5:24 PM
If you can believe it, it’s a Crow once again
January 15, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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For all the grandstanding, Democrats have been nowhere to be seen on the ground in Minnesota. The work there is being done by leftist groups, immigrants rights orgs, and random citizens. Took Walz almost a week to visit Good's memorial. Democrats do not functionally exist in the conversation anymore
January 12, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Is there a resource out there outlining why we hate Vop Osili? I need to know what we're up against here.
January 15, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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January 15, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Ah yes, use your personal phone to scan a QR code provided by the federal government currently bashing your skull in. Gee, I wonder what else they'll include in that code. Definitely not anything to further track you.
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.

ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 5:44 PM
January 14, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Data centers DO NOT bring in jobs. Data centers only pollute the environment and raise your energy bills. There is no sound investment in data centers.
"We cannot put all data centers in the same box. There are some that are bad for our community. There are some that could possibly be a good investment," Councilor Rob Gibson said. https://tinyurl.com/bduv676c 
January 14, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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“We cannot put all City Councilors in the same box. There are some that are bad for our community. There are some that are Ron Gibson who are absolute ghouls.” 46th Street Mayor Anderson York said.
"We cannot put all data centers in the same box. There are some that are bad for our community. There are some that could possibly be a good investment," Councilor Rob Gibson said. https://tinyurl.com/bduv676c 
January 14, 2026 at 1:55 PM
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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clearly she was onto something seeing as how they fucking killed her
what the fuck are we doing here, @cnn.com?
January 14, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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I really want ppl w/o Minneapolis connections to understand

You might've heard that Mpls public schools went hybrid bc so many families are in hiding. Well, a coworker just told me that today, during his kid's hybrid class, a kid's apt building was raided onscreen

*Everyone has stories like this*
January 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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I threatened to do it yesterday, so here it is: andor scenes as dril tweets
August 15, 2023 at 5:43 PM
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Needs to be stressed that although Scott Adams died, Dilbert is still very much alive and he’s out there somewhere right now, scared
January 13, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Every time one of these douchebag CEOs gets hurt feelings over AI, it just means we're not going hard enough. I want to see one of them cry.
January 13, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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If you want a powerful image of normal people standing up against nazis, Sweden has one for you
January 13, 2026 at 12:31 AM