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MrMustard
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Fully paid up member of the Wokerati. Drinks beer to dull the pain of every team he supports being hopeless.
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Public transport should be free.
November 23, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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17 strikes and you’re out. 💀
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 Great News for Britain - hopefully one more criminal off our streets!
November 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
This writing. One of the best paragraphs I’ve ever read.
November 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Literally the sexiest video on the internet: youtu.be/_bUAVOxVp7A?...
FIRST LOOK | Birmingham City unveil their NEW 62,000-capacity stadium 🏟️
YouTube video by Birmingham City Football Club
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Illegal immigration is not tearing Britain apart. A media-driven obsession with illegal immigration is tearing Britain apart.
November 16, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Glorious stuff.
"Even though my job requires me to commit sociopathic acts of evil that directly contribute to making the world a measurably worse place from Monday through Friday, five days a week, from morning to night, outside work, I’m actually a really good person."
I Work For an Evil Company, but Outside Work, I’m Actually a Really Good Person
I love my job. I make a great salary, there’s a clear path to promotion, and a never-ending supply of cold brew in the office. And even though my j...
buff.ly
November 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Hang on. Right wing Tim Davie has resigned because he’s failed to make the BBC right wing enough? Who’s next in line for the job? The ghost of Thatcher? Yaxley-Lennon?
November 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
In other news, ELB continue their stealth takeover of Walthamstow. Their beers are now available at Walthamstow FC and the club chairman suggested they’re going to make a Walthamstow FC exclusive beer.
November 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I’m threatening to expand this to a full blown essay. That’s how convinced I am.
Traitors is a metaphor for UK politics. The majority of good honest people are being hoodwinked into voting against each other and leaving the bad guys to run the show.
November 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Traitors is a metaphor for UK politics. The majority of good honest people are being hoodwinked into voting against each other and leaving the bad guys to run the show.
November 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
WE’RE FULL UP MATE!
November 4, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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Precisely this👇👇👇👇

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October 23, 2025 at 5:20 AM
If all you get is pictures of Newcastle United fans with their tops off, that’s Toonscrolling.
If all you get are pics of Michael Elphick on a motorbike, it's Boonscrolling.
If all you get is clips of Peter Sellers, Harry Secombe and Spike Milligan from the 1950s, it's Goonscrolling.
October 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I am in Sheffield for one night (Thursday) this week. Which craft beer/real ale places should be top of my list? #bskybeer
October 21, 2025 at 6:38 AM
One Battle After Another is a very good film. I’m very much a 90 minute movie kind of guy, but there isn’t an unnecessary scene in two and a half hours.
October 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Birmingham unites against the far right and racism.
Brum Greens joins them to say: no place for hate here.
#BrumUnited #NoPlaceForHate
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
‘Brummies united against racism’: poster campaign takes on the far right
A message of neighbourly solidarity is thriving in Birmingham against a backdrop of racist intimidation
www.theguardian.com
October 12, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Bridget Christie’s The Change is quite wonderful. Getting stuck into series two.
October 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Abolishing stamp duty is insane.
October 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
My annual order for the @ahoppyplace.bsky.social beer advent calendar has been placed. Can’t wait to see what treats they have in store for us this year.
September 19, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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mfer is literally named "rob tombs", did they summon the spirit of the british museum into an op ed writer
September 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
#drivingthebus on a rainy morning in Walthamstow.
September 17, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Wonder what the people who did this said when Just Stop Oil spilt a drop of paint on Stonehenge?
A police investigation has begun after a historic white horse carved into a Wiltshire hillside was temporarily turned into an England flag.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

#r4today
September 17, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Wow. That second season of Sandman was a rollercoaster. And by that I mean it started quite well, dipped towards boring in the middle, had two good episodes towards the end and then finished really, really badly. What a waste.
September 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM