MrMustard
@mrmustard.bsky.social
Fully paid up member of the Wokerati. Drinks beer to dull the pain of every team he supports being hopeless.
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"I am just a normal heterosexual boy who likes being a boy and is medically, legally, and socially transitioning to female to cheat at girls’ sports. I don’t get what’s so hard to understand."
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Guys, I Swear I’m Only Transitioning So I Can Cheat at Girls’ Sports
Guys, I know you’ve heard rumors around school, and I’m sure you noticed that I wasn’t at basketball tryouts, and I wanted to make sure you heard w...
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January 13, 2026 at 6:25 PM
"I am just a normal heterosexual boy who likes being a boy and is medically, legally, and socially transitioning to female to cheat at girls’ sports. I don’t get what’s so hard to understand."
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Finally got round to cancelling my Spotify subscription today. Moved to Qobuz. It’s a good feeling.
January 13, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Finally got round to cancelling my Spotify subscription today. Moved to Qobuz. It’s a good feeling.
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At this point, I can’t understand why any international traveller would visit the US
Even if you think you’re not at risk, you could get caught in the crossfire of ICE gunning people down in residential streets or have masked gunmen storm your restaurant and haul kitchen staff away as you eat lunch
Even if you think you’re not at risk, you could get caught in the crossfire of ICE gunning people down in residential streets or have masked gunmen storm your restaurant and haul kitchen staff away as you eat lunch
January 7, 2026 at 11:01 PM
At this point, I can’t understand why any international traveller would visit the US
Even if you think you’re not at risk, you could get caught in the crossfire of ICE gunning people down in residential streets or have masked gunmen storm your restaurant and haul kitchen staff away as you eat lunch
Even if you think you’re not at risk, you could get caught in the crossfire of ICE gunning people down in residential streets or have masked gunmen storm your restaurant and haul kitchen staff away as you eat lunch
Religious people are nuts.
January 3, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Religious people are nuts.
Absolutely wonderful. I LOL’d more than once.
"How long before this trek ends up as a LinkedIn think piece? 'Five Things Mother Nature Taught Me About Payroll Automation.' I give it ninety minutes, Carl. I know your kind."
Your Local Hiking Trail Has Had It with You People
Hey, it’s me, the closest trail to the metropolis, and I’m begging you to take your midlife crisis elsewhere. Every week, a fresh crop of you forty...
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January 3, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Absolutely wonderful. I LOL’d more than once.
Just switched Ghostbusters on. Can’t imagine a kids film right now showing the heroes smoking quite that much.
January 3, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Just switched Ghostbusters on. Can’t imagine a kids film right now showing the heroes smoking quite that much.
Can’t complain about mine 😆
January 1, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Can’t complain about mine 😆
If you have Prime, or are getting it free for a month because you bought some shit on there for Christmas or whatever, do yourself a favour and binge this before you cancel it.
The greatest hidden gem on Prime is the unpromisingly named series ‘Patriot’. Ten years old, only two seasons. Have a look at the trailer.
December 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
If you have Prime, or are getting it free for a month because you bought some shit on there for Christmas or whatever, do yourself a favour and binge this before you cancel it.
Is Upload worth persevering with? I have Prime for a month so if there’s something better I should be watching, let me know.
November 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Is Upload worth persevering with? I have Prime for a month so if there’s something better I should be watching, let me know.
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Public transport should be free.
November 23, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Public transport should be free.
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17 strikes and you’re out. 💀
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
17 strikes and you’re out. 💀
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🏴🇬🇧 Great News for Britain - hopefully one more criminal off our streets!
November 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
🏴🇬🇧 Great News for Britain - hopefully one more criminal off our streets!
This writing. One of the best paragraphs I’ve ever read.
November 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
This writing. One of the best paragraphs I’ve ever read.
Literally the sexiest video on the internet: youtu.be/_bUAVOxVp7A?...
FIRST LOOK | Birmingham City unveil their NEW 62,000-capacity stadium 🏟️
YouTube video by Birmingham City Football Club
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November 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Literally the sexiest video on the internet: youtu.be/_bUAVOxVp7A?...
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Illegal immigration is not tearing Britain apart. A media-driven obsession with illegal immigration is tearing Britain apart.
November 16, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Illegal immigration is not tearing Britain apart. A media-driven obsession with illegal immigration is tearing Britain apart.
Glorious stuff.
"Even though my job requires me to commit sociopathic acts of evil that directly contribute to making the world a measurably worse place from Monday through Friday, five days a week, from morning to night, outside work, I’m actually a really good person."
I Work For an Evil Company, but Outside Work, I’m Actually a Really Good Person
I love my job. I make a great salary, there’s a clear path to promotion, and a never-ending supply of cold brew in the office. And even though my j...
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November 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Glorious stuff.
Hang on. Right wing Tim Davie has resigned because he’s failed to make the BBC right wing enough? Who’s next in line for the job? The ghost of Thatcher? Yaxley-Lennon?
November 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Hang on. Right wing Tim Davie has resigned because he’s failed to make the BBC right wing enough? Who’s next in line for the job? The ghost of Thatcher? Yaxley-Lennon?
In other news, ELB continue their stealth takeover of Walthamstow. Their beers are now available at Walthamstow FC and the club chairman suggested they’re going to make a Walthamstow FC exclusive beer.
November 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
In other news, ELB continue their stealth takeover of Walthamstow. Their beers are now available at Walthamstow FC and the club chairman suggested they’re going to make a Walthamstow FC exclusive beer.
I’m threatening to expand this to a full blown essay. That’s how convinced I am.
Traitors is a metaphor for UK politics. The majority of good honest people are being hoodwinked into voting against each other and leaving the bad guys to run the show.
November 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I’m threatening to expand this to a full blown essay. That’s how convinced I am.
Traitors is a metaphor for UK politics. The majority of good honest people are being hoodwinked into voting against each other and leaving the bad guys to run the show.
November 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Traitors is a metaphor for UK politics. The majority of good honest people are being hoodwinked into voting against each other and leaving the bad guys to run the show.
WE’RE FULL UP MATE!
November 4, 2025 at 9:39 AM
WE’RE FULL UP MATE!
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Precisely this👇👇👇👇
Repost!
Repost!
October 23, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Precisely this👇👇👇👇
Repost!
Repost!
If all you get is pictures of Newcastle United fans with their tops off, that’s Toonscrolling.
If all you get are pics of Michael Elphick on a motorbike, it's Boonscrolling.
If all you get is clips of Peter Sellers, Harry Secombe and Spike Milligan from the 1950s, it's Goonscrolling.
October 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
If all you get is pictures of Newcastle United fans with their tops off, that’s Toonscrolling.
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Excellent
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Standing with Maccabi’s football hooligans against local police – is that what patriotism looks like now? | Jonathan Liew
Tommy Robinson is said to be going to Villa Park as a Maccabi Tel Aviv fan. Do the politicians jumping on this bandwagon care what they are doing, asks Guardian columnist Jonathan Liew
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October 21, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Excellent
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