Devon Dympsy
@devondympsy.bsky.social
Trains, Architecture, Maps, History, Music, Art, Theatre, Literature, Film. Plus a few stupid jokes, and quite a lot of beer ! 😁🍺🍺
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Devon Dympsy
@devondympsy.bsky.social
· Nov 6
Fuck it, the world's gone to hell anyway...
I'm having chocolate biscuits for breakfast !!
I'm having chocolate biscuits for breakfast !!
For years as a kid, I wanted one of these office play sets...
And now that I have given up work, I think I would like one again! 😀
And now that I have given up work, I think I would like one again! 😀
February 18, 2026 at 9:18 AM
For years as a kid, I wanted one of these office play sets...
And now that I have given up work, I think I would like one again! 😀
And now that I have given up work, I think I would like one again! 😀
Today I have mostly been:
Wrapping birthday presents.
And it's a good job that I enjoy doing it, cos all of my fam have their birthdays at this time of year! 🎁🎁
Wrapping birthday presents.
And it's a good job that I enjoy doing it, cos all of my fam have their birthdays at this time of year! 🎁🎁
February 17, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Today I have mostly been:
Wrapping birthday presents.
And it's a good job that I enjoy doing it, cos all of my fam have their birthdays at this time of year! 🎁🎁
Wrapping birthday presents.
And it's a good job that I enjoy doing it, cos all of my fam have their birthdays at this time of year! 🎁🎁
February 17, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Yeah, that is pretty much my attitude too!
February 17, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Yeah, that is pretty much my attitude too!
No, but you can dislike them intensely! 😀
February 16, 2026 at 5:46 PM
No, but you can dislike them intensely! 😀
I only ever really remember having my dap bag (made by mother!) and my swim bag...
February 16, 2026 at 2:30 PM
I only ever really remember having my dap bag (made by mother!) and my swim bag...
Panic. I'm late for school!!
February 16, 2026 at 9:31 AM
Panic. I'm late for school!!
Hard disagree...
February 15, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Hard disagree...
#MemoryUnlocked
Oh my days, look at this pen set, especially those ones on the left...
Haven't seen any like that since primary school. We all used to have the blue ones to practice our joinedupwriting! 🙂
Oh my days, look at this pen set, especially those ones on the left...
Haven't seen any like that since primary school. We all used to have the blue ones to practice our joinedupwriting! 🙂
February 15, 2026 at 4:41 PM
#MemoryUnlocked
Oh my days, look at this pen set, especially those ones on the left...
Haven't seen any like that since primary school. We all used to have the blue ones to practice our joinedupwriting! 🙂
Oh my days, look at this pen set, especially those ones on the left...
Haven't seen any like that since primary school. We all used to have the blue ones to practice our joinedupwriting! 🙂
It was so dark when I posted that ⬇️ I'd had to put the light on...
And now look!!
#DreamsCanComeTrue
And now look!!
#DreamsCanComeTrue
February 15, 2026 at 2:08 PM
It was so dark when I posted that ⬇️ I'd had to put the light on...
And now look!!
#DreamsCanComeTrue
And now look!!
#DreamsCanComeTrue
Reposted by Devon Dympsy
We had a whole day yesterday when it didn't rain and now we are paying a thousandfold for our hubris. It's like a Greek tragedy but with weather instead of incest
February 15, 2026 at 10:36 AM
We had a whole day yesterday when it didn't rain and now we are paying a thousandfold for our hubris. It's like a Greek tragedy but with weather instead of incest
Reposted by Devon Dympsy
February 15, 2026 at 12:29 PM
I feel like I must have dreamt yesterday's weather!!
February 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
I feel like I must have dreamt yesterday's weather!!
For those commenting on my glass last night.
It was apparently part of a promo they did back in 2000 where you could get "free" Guinness products if you collected enough bottle tops or ring pulls.
It still had its box and the little catalogue inside that showed what else you could get.
#BskyBeer
It was apparently part of a promo they did back in 2000 where you could get "free" Guinness products if you collected enough bottle tops or ring pulls.
It still had its box and the little catalogue inside that showed what else you could get.
#BskyBeer
February 15, 2026 at 12:19 PM
For those commenting on my glass last night.
It was apparently part of a promo they did back in 2000 where you could get "free" Guinness products if you collected enough bottle tops or ring pulls.
It still had its box and the little catalogue inside that showed what else you could get.
#BskyBeer
It was apparently part of a promo they did back in 2000 where you could get "free" Guinness products if you collected enough bottle tops or ring pulls.
It still had its box and the little catalogue inside that showed what else you could get.
#BskyBeer
To the best of my knowledge* I have never had this beer before...
But, I shall be having it again! 👍🍺
(*have to caveat, because I have drunk any number of beers before that I have no recollection of! 😀)
#BskyBeer
But, I shall be having it again! 👍🍺
(*have to caveat, because I have drunk any number of beers before that I have no recollection of! 😀)
#BskyBeer
February 14, 2026 at 8:52 PM
To the best of my knowledge* I have never had this beer before...
But, I shall be having it again! 👍🍺
(*have to caveat, because I have drunk any number of beers before that I have no recollection of! 😀)
#BskyBeer
But, I shall be having it again! 👍🍺
(*have to caveat, because I have drunk any number of beers before that I have no recollection of! 😀)
#BskyBeer
I am not a dog person...
But, if you are, can you please give even some small words of comfort to my mate Dan who seems to be facing a difficult time.
But, if you are, can you please give even some small words of comfort to my mate Dan who seems to be facing a difficult time.
So. Knowing there is a possibility I may have to send my best mate to be put down, anyone give me any words of solice. Apart from it’s for the best? How did you deal with it?
February 14, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I am not a dog person...
But, if you are, can you please give even some small words of comfort to my mate Dan who seems to be facing a difficult time.
But, if you are, can you please give even some small words of comfort to my mate Dan who seems to be facing a difficult time.
February 14, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Been saying for ages that I need to stop buying loads of expensive fancy pants beers...
And move instead to some more affordable but still quaffable ones...
And that is what I am doing tonight! 👍🍺
#BskyBeer
And move instead to some more affordable but still quaffable ones...
And that is what I am doing tonight! 👍🍺
#BskyBeer
February 14, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Been saying for ages that I need to stop buying loads of expensive fancy pants beers...
And move instead to some more affordable but still quaffable ones...
And that is what I am doing tonight! 👍🍺
#BskyBeer
And move instead to some more affordable but still quaffable ones...
And that is what I am doing tonight! 👍🍺
#BskyBeer
Soooo, I went out in one coat and came home in another!
Well, it went better with my dress, and it was £6 in the chazza shop...so, what was a girl supposed to do?! 🤷♀️ 😀
Well, it went better with my dress, and it was £6 in the chazza shop...so, what was a girl supposed to do?! 🤷♀️ 😀
February 14, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Soooo, I went out in one coat and came home in another!
Well, it went better with my dress, and it was £6 in the chazza shop...so, what was a girl supposed to do?! 🤷♀️ 😀
Well, it went better with my dress, and it was £6 in the chazza shop...so, what was a girl supposed to do?! 🤷♀️ 😀
February 14, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Right, I am coated and booted...and am going out into the bright blue yonder! 🌞💙
February 14, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Right, I am coated and booted...and am going out into the bright blue yonder! 🌞💙
Some bastard's only gone and made a Boromir pen holder!
February 13, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Some bastard's only gone and made a Boromir pen holder!
Reposted by Devon Dympsy
50 percent of people who go to watch The Cure actually end up watching Placebo, and enjoy it just as much.
(No, YOU fuck off)
(No, YOU fuck off)
February 13, 2026 at 12:29 PM
50 percent of people who go to watch The Cure actually end up watching Placebo, and enjoy it just as much.
(No, YOU fuck off)
(No, YOU fuck off)