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Mr. Kalamari
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Local Idiot. I think I like movies too.
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"I was young, and I was a liar, and I have never been as invincible as I was when both of those things were true."

ICYMI, my newsletter this week about when McNuggets were cheap, an eating competition, and the beauty of failure.
Cheap McNuggets at the gates of Heaven
Tasting heaven only cost $.49, and each bite brought me closer to God.
www.anxietyshark.ca
August 30, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Full resignation letter from Demetre C. Daskalakis, a CDC leader, does not hold back.
"The recent shooting at CDC is not why I am resigning. My grandfather, who I am named after, stood up to fascist forces in Greece and lost his life doing so. I am resigning to make him and his legacy proud."
August 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I don't know if there would be a world left to arrest me
July 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Happy pride
I quit my job today after what i can only assume was discrimination as a transgender person and need help filling in the gaps while i look for work
Its irresponsible to be asking for help but im simply too scorned to work at a place like my old job
June 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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So update, im p sure i landed a job but ive missed about 2 weeks of work which means im low on funds and bills are due soon. I desperately need any sort of financial help. #transcrowdfund #marequest
June 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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have decided to start fundraising for bottom surgery which is something I've needed for basically as long as I can remember, shares would be appreciated 💞

www.gofundme.com/f/help-veia-...
Donate to Help Veia Achieve Their Lifelong Dream , organized by Veia Kurman
Hey, my name is Veia Kurman (they/she) and I am a trans woman raising funds for bo… Veia Kurman needs your support for Help Veia Achieve Their Lifelong Dream
www.gofundme.com
May 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Some fits from the last few weeks
May 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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May 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Frustrated? Intro to communism reading list with pdfs, online text, and audio books for each

aliciastuff.notion.site/Communist-Be...
July 1, 2024 at 10:59 PM
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Just youuuu 🎶
February 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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"That dad lost custody"
"Purely cybersomatic"
"That dad lost custody"
January 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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god bless Street Fighter making causal Mai popular for the time being. someone please show the artists at capcom her other fits; Mai lowkey stylish as hell
January 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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sorry to post this again, but once again im missing work because of an injury. anything helps in regards to food, hospital bills, or rent. #transcrowdfund
January 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost

your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
www.newsweek.com
December 26, 2024 at 12:03 PM
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December 25, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Merry Christmas! Have Kiki (tux) and Klonoa (gray) for today
December 25, 2024 at 4:03 PM
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gm
December 24, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Last night a friend of mine said I was dressed like the Ralph Lauren bear and honestly that’s the goal with all of my outfits 🥰
December 22, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Good game alert! Good game on sale alert!!
It's the Steam Winter Sale and Endless Monday: Dreams and Deadlines is cheaper than usual! Buy it for your friends! And look forward to the bonus chapter, coming soon... store.steampowered.com/app/2262610/...
December 19, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Hey uhhh all off you should listen to this and his album Swords
Thank you everyone for the unbelievably kind words re: Punchline. For those unaware, I'll be releasing singles and videos every month for the foreseeable future. If you can't wait that long, I'll be doing an early preview stream of the full album 12/22 on Patreon.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU6T...
Nick Lutsko - Punchline (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Nick Lutsko
www.youtube.com
December 19, 2024 at 3:57 PM
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Thank you everyone for the unbelievably kind words re: Punchline. For those unaware, I'll be releasing singles and videos every month for the foreseeable future. If you can't wait that long, I'll be doing an early preview stream of the full album 12/22 on Patreon.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU6T...
Nick Lutsko - Punchline (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Nick Lutsko
www.youtube.com
December 19, 2024 at 2:41 PM
I wish manosphere stuff was like "how to do your laundry" and "how to cook anything other than eggs" for these guys who will definitely live by themselves for the rest of their lives for believing and acting out the stupid shit that they believe. Maybe then they'd slowly become normal.
December 17, 2024 at 7:51 PM
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I also want to believe this but I feel like it's ridiculous to take any credit
Speaking of, I'd like to think you had an indirect hand in its return.
December 17, 2024 at 5:39 PM