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Mr. Kalamari
@mrkalamari.bsky.social
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Local Idiot. I think I like movies too.
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August 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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I don't know if there would be a world left to arrest me
Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker, a Hideo Kojima joint.
July 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Some fits from the last few weeks
Black Solovair boots, black Dickies relaxed fit cargos, blue mostly opened button down layered over a white tee with “Yikes” embroidered in it. I’m standing in front of my desk on the shop floor at work. Old French Army PT suit. It is blue with a bluish green accent on the top half of the zip-up jacket. Blue Levi 512s that I cut down to jorts. I fixed the hemline after this pic lol. Pink tee that says “Cunt” in the Champion logo font. Black and blue windbreaker layered over a yellow/blue plaid flannel. I’m wearing sunglasses and a straw hat I didn’t buy with a dumb expression on my face.
May 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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hell yeah
A Bluesky post of a black and white drawing of Ben Affleck sleeping with his chin/face up is serendipitously posted just above a meme image of He-Man with his face positioned the same way with the same expression.
May 5, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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It just makes sense. Happy birthday!
A screenshot of this post. The text says “30” with a stock image of an old person walking with the use of a walker. The post has 30 likes.
April 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Hi @dieworkwear.bsky.social, I like thicker tnecks but find those usually as cable knits which I avoid tucking into my pants. I would like to wear a thicker tneck with the leather jacket shown, but tucked in. Should I go for the white tneck shown? Should I go for a longer overcoat? What do you think
January 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Merry Christmas! Have Kiki (tux) and Klonoa (gray) for today
Black and white short-haired tuxedo cat sitting on a ledge made out of white tile. Gray medium haired cat lying down and lounging in front of a DnD screen and on top of all my DM materials The two cats mentioned from before both sleeping on my computer desk. The gray cat has one leg dangling off the desk.
December 25, 2024 at 4:03 PM
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Whenever somebody posts this Norman Rockwell painting, it's always with the same type of energy the guy standing up historically brought with him.
The famous Norman Rockwell painting "Save Freedom of Speech" from his Four Freedoms poster collection. A man is standing up in a schoolroom in mid-century workwear and everyone around him is looking up at him expectantly.
December 12, 2024 at 3:48 PM
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Now seated for Phantom of the Paradise
December 1, 2024 at 5:34 AM
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Hell yeah!+
Known fugitive smiling
December 1, 2024 at 2:08 AM
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Post you from a different era

1) 3 weeks ago
2) BALD
3) post-BALD
4)MUSTACHE FREAK
White guy with dark-brown shoulder-length curly hair and a beard White bald guy wearing golden aviator glasses Short curly haired whitey with a beard and wearing a blue fluffy jacket in front of a window Caucasian male mewing for a photo with dark short curly hair and a mustache with a slight beard shadow
November 22, 2024 at 1:18 AM
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Me in my head when I'm stuck in a conversation I don't want to have with a coworker.
November 18, 2024 at 3:53 PM
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Sorry for the late update. I watched Phantom of the Paradise. NW! Anyways, here are some photos. It’s missing the lever for the derailleur and the large chainring. Idk anything about derailleurs though :/
November 7, 2024 at 2:35 AM
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I got you
Buff James Sunderland on a black background with an arrow-pierced heart tattoo on his shoulder crossing his arms and smoldering at the camera.
October 22, 2024 at 5:54 PM