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Mr. Kalamari
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Local Idiot. I think I like movies too.
THANK YOU people don't seem to get that that man did not age gracefully
October 16, 2025 at 1:00 PM
That last pose reminds me of Knight Artorias 😎
a picture of a wolf and a knight with the words the pruld on the bottom right
Alt: a picture of Knight Artorias (right) and his dog Sif (left) dancing. The words the pruld on the bottom right
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September 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Boots theory + a twist of FOMO!
August 29, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Reposted by Mr. Kalamari
Full resignation letter from Demetre C. Daskalakis, a CDC leader, does not hold back.
"The recent shooting at CDC is not why I am resigning. My grandfather, who I am named after, stood up to fascist forces in Greece and lost his life doing so. I am resigning to make him and his legacy proud."
August 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I thought the upside-down bird was a silhouette of Sonic the Hedgehog
August 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
August 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
And here I thought it would’ve been The Name of the Rose
August 23, 2025 at 5:23 AM
FUCK I MISSED THIS 😭😭😭
August 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
What kind of bike you got!
August 10, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Dapper fella. I just got into linen this summer and it’s a game changer
August 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
She's like when Coraline's mom transforms in the kitchen lol
July 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I got a neighbor who is selling a blue Honda Acty that I've been eyeing every time I go past, but I do too much highway driving to justify the purchase 😭
July 16, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Whenever I qualify how lucky I am to be in remission before complaining about my cancer treatment, I usually wave my hand in a circle and go "blah-blah" and get right to complaining about how chemo fucked me up forever
July 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
You framed your FakeBoy so well that I thought it was a png
June 26, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Traffic DIGESTION!
June 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
This sounds like a Zone-tan thing
June 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Does that forearm have a calf muscle photoshopped on it???
June 2, 2025 at 3:44 PM
It's honestly very comfy but gets so hot in the summer months. I should show up to yoga with that on one day tho lol
May 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM