⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️
@mrjhnsn.com
IT Security Admin/Blue Team – He/Him/Fucker – Weapons Grade Shitposting
🇵🇸 Free Palestine
🏳️⚧️Trans Rights = Human Rights.
🅅 Veilid for the people.
Antifascist Tech Support ™️
Don’t like me, complain to my boss: 248-434-5508
MrJhnsn.com
SF, CA
🇵🇸 Free Palestine
🏳️⚧️Trans Rights = Human Rights.
🅅 Veilid for the people.
Antifascist Tech Support ™️
Don’t like me, complain to my boss: 248-434-5508
MrJhnsn.com
SF, CA
Watch me walk in with one. LOL
New York’s incoming mayor bans Raspberry Pi at his inauguration party
New York’s incoming mayor bans Raspberry Pi at his inauguration party
Zohran Mamdani appears not to understand that smartphones can be used for evil
New York’s mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani has invited the city’s residents to join him at a block party to celebrate his inauguration but told attendees not to bring a Raspberry Pi to the event.…
dlvr.it
December 31, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Watch me walk in with one. LOL
Reposted by ⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️
New York’s incoming mayor bans Raspberry Pi at his inauguration party
New York’s incoming mayor bans Raspberry Pi at his inauguration party
Zohran Mamdani appears not to understand that smartphones can be used for evil
New York’s mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani has invited the city’s residents to join him at a block party to celebrate his inauguration but told attendees not to bring a Raspberry Pi to the event.…
dlvr.it
December 31, 2025 at 12:34 AM
New York’s incoming mayor bans Raspberry Pi at his inauguration party
Hide that shit from JD you heathen.
December 31, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Hide that shit from JD you heathen.
While I have had a pretty great year, I'm a white male with a 6 figure job, hardly a surprise there.
I worry about those not like me.
Those who can't afford to feed their families, heat their homes, find a job.
Please vote with intention to help those who need what you don't.
I worry about those not like me.
Those who can't afford to feed their families, heat their homes, find a job.
Please vote with intention to help those who need what you don't.
December 31, 2025 at 7:12 AM
While I have had a pretty great year, I'm a white male with a 6 figure job, hardly a surprise there.
I worry about those not like me.
Those who can't afford to feed their families, heat their homes, find a job.
Please vote with intention to help those who need what you don't.
I worry about those not like me.
Those who can't afford to feed their families, heat their homes, find a job.
Please vote with intention to help those who need what you don't.
The people I like the most as an adult, are the people I made the most fun of as an un-enlightened child.
As if empathy is a strength or something.
Be weird, fat, skinny, queer, nerdy, or whatever YOU feels like you; I'll support the YOU that YOU want to be.
Don't be an asshole.
Be a support.
As if empathy is a strength or something.
Be weird, fat, skinny, queer, nerdy, or whatever YOU feels like you; I'll support the YOU that YOU want to be.
Don't be an asshole.
Be a support.
December 31, 2025 at 6:50 AM
The people I like the most as an adult, are the people I made the most fun of as an un-enlightened child.
As if empathy is a strength or something.
Be weird, fat, skinny, queer, nerdy, or whatever YOU feels like you; I'll support the YOU that YOU want to be.
Don't be an asshole.
Be a support.
As if empathy is a strength or something.
Be weird, fat, skinny, queer, nerdy, or whatever YOU feels like you; I'll support the YOU that YOU want to be.
Don't be an asshole.
Be a support.
Me in Jr High: "Hahahah you fat nerds!!"
Me as an enlightened adult: "Come here you nerd, I love you. If anyone calls you fat I'm gonna kick their ass."
Me as an enlightened adult: "Come here you nerd, I love you. If anyone calls you fat I'm gonna kick their ass."
December 31, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Me in Jr High: "Hahahah you fat nerds!!"
Me as an enlightened adult: "Come here you nerd, I love you. If anyone calls you fat I'm gonna kick their ass."
Me as an enlightened adult: "Come here you nerd, I love you. If anyone calls you fat I'm gonna kick their ass."
Kinda mad that I didn’t get any of the drugs or other CIA stuff in the GATE program as a kid.
Although I don’t remember a single thing that happened when I was at GATE. 🤔
Although I don’t remember a single thing that happened when I was at GATE. 🤔
December 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Kinda mad that I didn’t get any of the drugs or other CIA stuff in the GATE program as a kid.
Although I don’t remember a single thing that happened when I was at GATE. 🤔
Although I don’t remember a single thing that happened when I was at GATE. 🤔
I love my new t-shirt.
December 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I love my new t-shirt.
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Per Craig Ferguson: When you're about to say something, ask yourself
1. Does this need to be said
2. Does this need to be said by me
3. Does this need to be said by me right now
It's amazing how asking these will get keep you out of trouble (that is, if you actually have sense to begin with)
1. Does this need to be said
2. Does this need to be said by me
3. Does this need to be said by me right now
It's amazing how asking these will get keep you out of trouble (that is, if you actually have sense to begin with)
I’ve been trying very hard to not be an asshole as I get older. Often, that just means keeping my mouth shut and nodding along.
December 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Per Craig Ferguson: When you're about to say something, ask yourself
1. Does this need to be said
2. Does this need to be said by me
3. Does this need to be said by me right now
It's amazing how asking these will get keep you out of trouble (that is, if you actually have sense to begin with)
1. Does this need to be said
2. Does this need to be said by me
3. Does this need to be said by me right now
It's amazing how asking these will get keep you out of trouble (that is, if you actually have sense to begin with)
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As an incident responder who bills by the hour, I endorse this message. Keep shipping "slop that works" - my kid's college fund thanks you!
Can't wait for the loosened up, non-perfect, but quickly shipped AI-enhanced updates to hit my banking and insurance services next year.
Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
December 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
As an incident responder who bills by the hour, I endorse this message. Keep shipping "slop that works" - my kid's college fund thanks you!
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America has 925 billionaires as of this year. Collectively they have a record $6.9 trillion in wealth.
The bottom 50% of Americans control $4.2 trillion in wealth.
When 925 people control more wealth than half a country’s population, we have a very serious problem.
The bottom 50% of Americans control $4.2 trillion in wealth.
When 925 people control more wealth than half a country’s population, we have a very serious problem.
December 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
America has 925 billionaires as of this year. Collectively they have a record $6.9 trillion in wealth.
The bottom 50% of Americans control $4.2 trillion in wealth.
When 925 people control more wealth than half a country’s population, we have a very serious problem.
The bottom 50% of Americans control $4.2 trillion in wealth.
When 925 people control more wealth than half a country’s population, we have a very serious problem.
Should I let the cat out of the bag?
December 26, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Should I let the cat out of the bag?
Hopefully this helps stop the onslaught of Teams invite based phishing.
Microsoft Teams to let admins block external users via Defender portal
Microsoft Teams to let admins block external users via Defender portal
Microsoft announced that security administrators will soon be able to block external users from sending messages, calls, or meeting invitations to members of their organization via Teams.
www.bleepingcomputer.com
December 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Hopefully this helps stop the onslaught of Teams invite based phishing.
Reposted by ⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️
Microsoft Teams to let admins block external users via Defender portal
Microsoft Teams to let admins block external users via Defender portal
Microsoft announced that security administrators will soon be able to block external users from sending messages, calls, or meeting invitations to members of their organization via Teams.
www.bleepingcomputer.com
December 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Microsoft Teams to let admins block external users via Defender portal
One of the best parts about my job: when something annoys me, I can usually just go fix it however I want.
December 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
One of the best parts about my job: when something annoys me, I can usually just go fix it however I want.
Found a rock in my shoe. Am I a spy now?
December 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Found a rock in my shoe. Am I a spy now?
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This is 404 Media's @jasonkoebler.bsky.social waving at himself through a Flock camera; one of 60 we learned was left exposed to the open internet. Not only could anyone with a link livestream it, but some admin portals were open with no login credentials required.
www.404media.co/flock-expose...
www.404media.co/flock-expose...
December 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
This is 404 Media's @jasonkoebler.bsky.social waving at himself through a Flock camera; one of 60 we learned was left exposed to the open internet. Not only could anyone with a link livestream it, but some admin portals were open with no login credentials required.
www.404media.co/flock-expose...
www.404media.co/flock-expose...
I can’t imagine being a bigger loser bitch than Logan Paul or Andrew Tate.
If you look up to either of these two, I’m very sorry for your penis size.
Maybe consider removing it entirely as its clearly useless.
If you look up to either of these two, I’m very sorry for your penis size.
Maybe consider removing it entirely as its clearly useless.
December 21, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I can’t imagine being a bigger loser bitch than Logan Paul or Andrew Tate.
If you look up to either of these two, I’m very sorry for your penis size.
Maybe consider removing it entirely as its clearly useless.
If you look up to either of these two, I’m very sorry for your penis size.
Maybe consider removing it entirely as its clearly useless.
Look, no one is gonna shit on IOT faster than I will; but hot damn is it fun using my home camera to spy on my cat as I mess with him with the robovac.
December 21, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Look, no one is gonna shit on IOT faster than I will; but hot damn is it fun using my home camera to spy on my cat as I mess with him with the robovac.
Look, SF having a widespread power outage has no correlation to me receiving my @hak5.bsky.social WiFi Pineapple Pager.
I appreciate the concern.
I appreciate the concern.
December 21, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Look, SF having a widespread power outage has no correlation to me receiving my @hak5.bsky.social WiFi Pineapple Pager.
I appreciate the concern.
I appreciate the concern.
Weird, the more money I earn, the stronger my integrity gets.
Money will make a lot of people lose their integrity. Smh.
December 20, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Weird, the more money I earn, the stronger my integrity gets.
This is his default tail config.
December 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
This is his default tail config.
Me at the weed store showing off my new toy:
“Yes I could theoretically use this to hack your Wi-Fi, but I’m not going to because I don’t have your permission to.
Them: “wait you can just buy this stuff?”
Me: “fortunately for all of us, yes”
“Yes I could theoretically use this to hack your Wi-Fi, but I’m not going to because I don’t have your permission to.
Them: “wait you can just buy this stuff?”
Me: “fortunately for all of us, yes”
December 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Me at the weed store showing off my new toy:
“Yes I could theoretically use this to hack your Wi-Fi, but I’m not going to because I don’t have your permission to.
Them: “wait you can just buy this stuff?”
Me: “fortunately for all of us, yes”
“Yes I could theoretically use this to hack your Wi-Fi, but I’m not going to because I don’t have your permission to.
Them: “wait you can just buy this stuff?”
Me: “fortunately for all of us, yes”
Weird, all of these are things that don’t happen.
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 19, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Weird, all of these are things that don’t happen.