⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️
@mrjhnsn.com
IT Security Admin/Blue Team – He/Him/Fucker – Weapons Grade Shitposting
🇵🇸 Free Palestine
🏳️⚧️Trans Rights = Human Rights.
🅅 Veilid for the people.
Antifascist Tech Support ™️
Don’t like me, complain to my boss: 248-434-5508
MrJhnsn.com
SF, CA
🇵🇸 Free Palestine
🏳️⚧️Trans Rights = Human Rights.
🅅 Veilid for the people.
Antifascist Tech Support ™️
Don’t like me, complain to my boss: 248-434-5508
MrJhnsn.com
SF, CA
I love my new t-shirt.
December 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I love my new t-shirt.
Should I let the cat out of the bag?
December 26, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Should I let the cat out of the bag?
This is his default tail config.
December 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
This is his default tail config.
We are so back baby!!
December 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
We are so back baby!!
Anyone feel like wasting these assholes time?
They REALLY want someone to call them.
They seem lonely.
They REALLY want someone to call them.
They seem lonely.
December 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Anyone feel like wasting these assholes time?
They REALLY want someone to call them.
They seem lonely.
They REALLY want someone to call them.
They seem lonely.
TFW you sleep for 12 hrs and wake up to 900 unread messages in the group chat.
December 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
TFW you sleep for 12 hrs and wake up to 900 unread messages in the group chat.
deep sigh... #phishing for #cryptocurrency
December 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
deep sigh... #phishing for #cryptocurrency
It is time. Do your part.
December 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
It is time. Do your part.
You know your brain is fully nerdified when you are seriously contemplating what ICs and other components are required to make your PCB coaster functional.
December 10, 2025 at 6:07 AM
You know your brain is fully nerdified when you are seriously contemplating what ICs and other components are required to make your PCB coaster functional.
User decided that they would start BCC'ing themselves on every email.
December 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
User decided that they would start BCC'ing themselves on every email.
If you see this, qts with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
December 2, 2025 at 6:36 AM
If you see this, qts with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
My friend @sudox.bsky.social posted this and I snorted my coffee when I saw it.
November 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
My friend @sudox.bsky.social posted this and I snorted my coffee when I saw it.
Representing!
@bsidespyongyang.bsky.social
@bsidespyongyang.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Representing!
@bsidespyongyang.bsky.social
@bsidespyongyang.bsky.social
Ohio valley gettin t-bagged by God’s blue balls.
November 11, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Ohio valley gettin t-bagged by God’s blue balls.
Just in time for my annual review. 🙌 This should get me at least another 10% salary increase.
Thanks @mrr3b00t.bsky.social
mr-r3b00t.github.io/how_to_be_a_...
Thanks @mrr3b00t.bsky.social
mr-r3b00t.github.io/how_to_be_a_...
November 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Just in time for my annual review. 🙌 This should get me at least another 10% salary increase.
Thanks @mrr3b00t.bsky.social
mr-r3b00t.github.io/how_to_be_a_...
Thanks @mrr3b00t.bsky.social
mr-r3b00t.github.io/how_to_be_a_...
I feel ya bud. It’s been a long day (of playing bottlecap fetch while dad was trying to work).
October 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I feel ya bud. It’s been a long day (of playing bottlecap fetch while dad was trying to work).
Fuck each and every GOP MAGA Trump taintlicker that caused this tragedy.
#LiaSmith
#TransRightsAreHumanRights 🏳️⚧️
#LiaSmith
#TransRightsAreHumanRights 🏳️⚧️
October 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Fuck each and every GOP MAGA Trump taintlicker that caused this tragedy.
#LiaSmith
#TransRightsAreHumanRights 🏳️⚧️
#LiaSmith
#TransRightsAreHumanRights 🏳️⚧️
My client: "Hey can I get access to the Domain Controller? Since we moved to the cloud I don't have access any more."
Me: "No. No one needs access to the domain controllers anymore except me. You have all the roles and permissions you need in EntraID/O365 to do the technical stuff you want."
Me: "No. No one needs access to the domain controllers anymore except me. You have all the roles and permissions you need in EntraID/O365 to do the technical stuff you want."
October 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
My client: "Hey can I get access to the Domain Controller? Since we moved to the cloud I don't have access any more."
Me: "No. No one needs access to the domain controllers anymore except me. You have all the roles and permissions you need in EntraID/O365 to do the technical stuff you want."
Me: "No. No one needs access to the domain controllers anymore except me. You have all the roles and permissions you need in EntraID/O365 to do the technical stuff you want."
October 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Jen I’m so sorry🫂
My loaf sends his curly butt love.
My loaf sends his curly butt love.
October 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Jen I’m so sorry🫂
My loaf sends his curly butt love.
My loaf sends his curly butt love.
