Chris Martin
@mreschatologist.bsky.social
I'm an excellent critic! I automatically know when someone's done a bad job. Six Sigma Agile ISO-9000 Certified Dungeon Master, He/Him/Yinz 🏳️🌈
I don't like to call someone an NPC as an insult, but he does specifically look like an Oblivion NPC.
Sweaty Bongino is back ranting and raving on Fox tonight about how unfair the media was to him.
January 23, 2026 at 4:30 AM
I don't like to call someone an NPC as an insult, but he does specifically look like an Oblivion NPC.
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Harrowing NY Times expose of the FBI, with some operational details of Minneapolis investigations & comments from ex-agents on the current federal occupation. The FBI is more fucked than you expect, which makes them less effective AND more dangerous. www.nytimes.com/interactive/... (gift link)
Kash Patel’s FBI Is Making America Less Safe, Current and Former Employees Say (Gift Article)
Forty-five current and former employees on the changes they say are undermining the agency and making America less safe.
www.nytimes.com
January 22, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Harrowing NY Times expose of the FBI, with some operational details of Minneapolis investigations & comments from ex-agents on the current federal occupation. The FBI is more fucked than you expect, which makes them less effective AND more dangerous. www.nytimes.com/interactive/... (gift link)
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An important read that looks inside the FBI and shows how a year of changes are making Americans less safe.
Kash Patel’s FBI Is Making America Less Safe, Current and Former Employees Say
Forty-five current and former employees on the changes they say are undermining the agency and making America less safe.
www.nytimes.com
January 22, 2026 at 3:42 PM
An important read that looks inside the FBI and shows how a year of changes are making Americans less safe.
When your toddler spots The Forbidden iPad.
January 22, 2026 at 3:22 PM
When your toddler spots The Forbidden iPad.
Give Fox News credit, they know their audience -- filthy, stupid shit-stained pigs.
Rise up, Western man, Cuomo, and fight! fight to preserve that fine layer of sh1t on your skin 🚽
January 21, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Give Fox News credit, they know their audience -- filthy, stupid shit-stained pigs.
Once again, having very vivid extremely unpublishable thoughts about The Situation
January 21, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Once again, having very vivid extremely unpublishable thoughts about The Situation
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The single best theory of the last few months
The TACO cycle:
Markets want to price in TACO. But TACO only works if Trump sees stocks tank.
So we get a loop: Trump does things → nothing happens (markets already priced in TACO) → that emboldens him to do more → until markets start to think he might not TACO → stocks fall → TACO is restored.
Markets want to price in TACO. But TACO only works if Trump sees stocks tank.
So we get a loop: Trump does things → nothing happens (markets already priced in TACO) → that emboldens him to do more → until markets start to think he might not TACO → stocks fall → TACO is restored.
January 21, 2026 at 7:50 PM
The single best theory of the last few months
Epic Bacon Democrat: "Actually, I think Doland Drumph is too much of a pussy to shoot the hostages" (follows up with some very Bluthian Chicken Noises)
Newsom: "It was remarkably boring. It was remarkably insignificant. He was never going invade Greenland. It was never real."
January 21, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Epic Bacon Democrat: "Actually, I think Doland Drumph is too much of a pussy to shoot the hostages" (follows up with some very Bluthian Chicken Noises)
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Another way of looking at this is: the Libs couldn’t believe their luck when the right went apeshit - their moment to take over sole management! Except the business was broke, in huge debt, had no customers and the right correctly concluded it was time to burn the joint out, under mafia rules.
January 21, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Another way of looking at this is: the Libs couldn’t believe their luck when the right went apeshit - their moment to take over sole management! Except the business was broke, in huge debt, had no customers and the right correctly concluded it was time to burn the joint out, under mafia rules.
LADY ELAINE FAIRCHILD
YARTEK, LEADER OF THE ALIEN VOORD
January 21, 2026 at 2:56 PM
LADY ELAINE FAIRCHILD
バカヤロー
TRUMP ON WW2: WITHOUT US, YOU WOULD ALL BE SPEAKING GERMAN OR A LITTLE JAPANESE, PERHAPS
January 21, 2026 at 2:22 PM
バカヤロー
Sending a text via Signal to my commanding officer at Cobra that he needs to Venmo me $45 for the evil plan to move forward.
January 20, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Sending a text via Signal to my commanding officer at Cobra that he needs to Venmo me $45 for the evil plan to move forward.
It's gotta be up and running by now, if any of you have an invite code for the Internet of Women DM me.
January 20, 2026 at 4:17 PM
It's gotta be up and running by now, if any of you have an invite code for the Internet of Women DM me.
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rapist foreign policy from a government full of rapists
US Secretary of Treasury Scott Bessent:
What I am urging everyone here to do is sit back, take a deep breath, and let things play out. The worst thing countries can do is escalate against the United States.
What I am urging everyone here to do is sit back, take a deep breath, and let things play out. The worst thing countries can do is escalate against the United States.
January 20, 2026 at 12:01 PM
rapist foreign policy from a government full of rapists
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These are the icy mountains of Pluto. It took 9 years to get these magnificent images… and 4.8 billion kilometers.
January 18, 2026 at 7:39 PM
These are the icy mountains of Pluto. It took 9 years to get these magnificent images… and 4.8 billion kilometers.
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It can never be overstated that I think about this panel every day of my god damn life
January 19, 2026 at 5:25 AM
It can never be overstated that I think about this panel every day of my god damn life
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Not headline news. No real fuss by Democratic leaders. No calls to censure. No pushback. No questions asked of GOP leadership by the press.
Just totally accepted anti-Muslim bigotry across the board.
Just totally accepted anti-Muslim bigotry across the board.
January 19, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Not headline news. No real fuss by Democratic leaders. No calls to censure. No pushback. No questions asked of GOP leadership by the press.
Just totally accepted anti-Muslim bigotry across the board.
Just totally accepted anti-Muslim bigotry across the board.
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You look awesome dude. Hit em with the ubermensch pose ha ha ha. No I’m being serious you look so cool
January 18, 2026 at 6:49 PM
You look awesome dude. Hit em with the ubermensch pose ha ha ha. No I’m being serious you look so cool
So the centrist DNC third way "popularist" line is "Abolish ICE gets in the way of appealing to voters who want strict but invisible immigration enforcement" Problem is, we tried this! Biden deported a lot of people and tried to pass a bill. Turns out, those voters aren't reachable!
January 18, 2026 at 12:53 AM
So the centrist DNC third way "popularist" line is "Abolish ICE gets in the way of appealing to voters who want strict but invisible immigration enforcement" Problem is, we tried this! Biden deported a lot of people and tried to pass a bill. Turns out, those voters aren't reachable!
This can't be your guy, right? Like even if you're from the wing of the Democrats that considers Palestinians and Transgender people a millstone around the party's neck, you gotta find a better guy than this. Dude is jettisoning principles like sandbags trying to get your attention.
Ben Shapiro: "Israel did not commit a genocide in Gaza"
Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."
Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."
January 17, 2026 at 9:27 PM
This can't be your guy, right? Like even if you're from the wing of the Democrats that considers Palestinians and Transgender people a millstone around the party's neck, you gotta find a better guy than this. Dude is jettisoning principles like sandbags trying to get your attention.
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OP1 - Cowboy Bebop (1998)
Tank! - The Seatbelts
#Anime #Animesky #RetroAnime #Opening #AnimeOpening #CowboyBebop #ShinichiroWatanabe #Sunrise
Tank! - The Seatbelts
#Anime #Animesky #RetroAnime #Opening #AnimeOpening #CowboyBebop #ShinichiroWatanabe #Sunrise
January 17, 2026 at 11:45 AM
OP1 - Cowboy Bebop (1998)
Tank! - The Seatbelts
#Anime #Animesky #RetroAnime #Opening #AnimeOpening #CowboyBebop #ShinichiroWatanabe #Sunrise
Tank! - The Seatbelts
#Anime #Animesky #RetroAnime #Opening #AnimeOpening #CowboyBebop #ShinichiroWatanabe #Sunrise
Mimosa #3 kind of morning
January 17, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Mimosa #3 kind of morning
"Hi my name is Brenda Smith from Grand Rapids and I ain't going in no hole!"
Crowd, in unison: "That's what YOU think!"
- A scene from my pitch for The Hole, the hot new gameshow of 2026
Crowd, in unison: "That's what YOU think!"
- A scene from my pitch for The Hole, the hot new gameshow of 2026
January 17, 2026 at 4:50 PM
"Hi my name is Brenda Smith from Grand Rapids and I ain't going in no hole!"
Crowd, in unison: "That's what YOU think!"
- A scene from my pitch for The Hole, the hot new gameshow of 2026
Crowd, in unison: "That's what YOU think!"
- A scene from my pitch for The Hole, the hot new gameshow of 2026