Chris Martin
@mreschatologist.bsky.social
I'm an excellent critic! I automatically know when someone's done a bad job. Six Sigma Agile ISO-9000 Certified Dungeon Master, He/Him/Yinz 🏳️🌈
It's such a shame that Trump is such a piece of shit because stuff like this would be genuinely endearing in some at least partially human
Trump blares Phantom of the Opera at the White House with an empty Friday schedule
November 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
It's such a shame that Trump is such a piece of shit because stuff like this would be genuinely endearing in some at least partially human
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When a far right pundit on a CNN panel with me ‘joked’ about my beeper going off live on air & then got banned by CNN, Megyn Kelly had him on her show & they both laughed about it.
Yet here is Kelly getting super offended when someone else makes the beeper threat against her. Oh, the hypocrisy.
Yet here is Kelly getting super offended when someone else makes the beeper threat against her. Oh, the hypocrisy.
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
When a far right pundit on a CNN panel with me ‘joked’ about my beeper going off live on air & then got banned by CNN, Megyn Kelly had him on her show & they both laughed about it.
Yet here is Kelly getting super offended when someone else makes the beeper threat against her. Oh, the hypocrisy.
Yet here is Kelly getting super offended when someone else makes the beeper threat against her. Oh, the hypocrisy.
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This is an early test for Democrats' willingness to use power to hold Trump II era abuses (and abusers) to account. Anything less than a full colonoscopy here contributes to the next Trump.
Jim Ryan is a man of incredible character and this is a deeply troubling read. Gov. Spanberger and the legislature need to get those three members of the board to resign and reevaluate the university and state's ties with McGuireWoods drive.google.com/file/d/1Is6x...
11.14.25_JER Resignation Facuty.pdf
drive.google.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
This is an early test for Democrats' willingness to use power to hold Trump II era abuses (and abusers) to account. Anything less than a full colonoscopy here contributes to the next Trump.
Before they went all in on MAGA, the Babylon Bee had a semi-respectable niche doing Onion-style "Church do be like that" parody articles. It's certainly been a lot more successful than their previous venture, doing Christian comics in the style of The Oatmeal.
November 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Before they went all in on MAGA, the Babylon Bee had a semi-respectable niche doing Onion-style "Church do be like that" parody articles. It's certainly been a lot more successful than their previous venture, doing Christian comics in the style of The Oatmeal.
You could do a fun story about the unsung ventriloquist hero who taught all of his best tricks to every member of the Justice League
November 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
You could do a fun story about the unsung ventriloquist hero who taught all of his best tricks to every member of the Justice League
I'd like to write a love story about Michael Wolff and a rabid pit bull. I think people would enjoy it!
Just came across an email where Michael Wolff and Epstein are discussing how to discredit Dylan Farrow's story about getting r*ped by Woody Allen by getting Soon-Yi Previn to "turn this into a love story with Soon-Yi. She's the only one who can save him" and I think I need a break now.
Christ.
Christ.
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I'd like to write a love story about Michael Wolff and a rabid pit bull. I think people would enjoy it!
Oh man THIS piece of work. She used to have the least convincing "I was an atheist who became Catholic" blog on Patheos. A lot of "I'm quirky! I love Dr. Who and legos! God wants you to give birth to your rapist's child! Sherlock and Tolkien!"
You might have read something about Ross Douthat’s podcast last week. Becca Rothfeld reviews the new book by Leah Libresco Sargeant, one of the guests on that show. www.washingtonpost.com/books/2025/1...
Review | A conservative argues we need to value ‘women as women.’ But what does that mean?
Leah Libresco Sargeant argues that we need to better acknowledge human need and vulnerability, and that valuing women “as women” is a start
www.washingtonpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Oh man THIS piece of work. She used to have the least convincing "I was an atheist who became Catholic" blog on Patheos. A lot of "I'm quirky! I love Dr. Who and legos! God wants you to give birth to your rapist's child! Sherlock and Tolkien!"
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Forcing every mainstream journalist to write a 50-60 page piece on "why PissPigGranddad was right and I was wrong"
November 13, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Forcing every mainstream journalist to write a 50-60 page piece on "why PissPigGranddad was right and I was wrong"
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A way to quit the game without having to go back to the title menu.
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
A way to quit the game without having to go back to the title menu.
Roboco making a good point
November 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Roboco making a good point
Last day of vacation pouring a B-52 shot into my coffee let's go
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Last day of vacation pouring a B-52 shot into my coffee let's go
America needs a president who'll call a ball a ball, a strike a strike, and a teacher who was stabbed twenty times (ten in the back) a suicide.
November 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
America needs a president who'll call a ball a ball, a strike a strike, and a teacher who was stabbed twenty times (ten in the back) a suicide.
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Extremely badass illustration technique
November 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Extremely badass illustration technique
Adult Lunchables Time
November 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Adult Lunchables Time
Behold! The Cheese of Darkness!
November 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Behold! The Cheese of Darkness!
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
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Great. Now I need to get a bell for MY bathroom.
November 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Great. Now I need to get a bell for MY bathroom.
Anius the Pig is not my strongest soldier but he is valuable for team morale. Also I'm going to butcher his children and turn them into Chantages
November 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Anius the Pig is not my strongest soldier but he is valuable for team morale. Also I'm going to butcher his children and turn them into Chantages
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仲良しです。がんぼるぞい。
translation:
We are good friends.
translation:
We are good friends.
November 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
仲良しです。がんぼるぞい。
translation:
We are good friends.
translation:
We are good friends.
First the pope and now Chicago popcorn excellence is being recognized with Japan 's highest honor -- being made into collectible capsule toys.
https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/31162
『ギャレットポップコーン ミニチュアクォート缶マスコット』発売！本物と同じパッケージ
Garrett Popcorn Miniature Quart Can Mascots Now on Sale! Packaging the Same as the Real Thing
#ガチャポン #gachapon
『ギャレットポップコーン ミニチュアクォート缶マスコット』発売！本物と同じパッケージ
Garrett Popcorn Miniature Quart Can Mascots Now on Sale! Packaging the Same as the Real Thing
#ガチャポン #gachapon
November 6, 2025 at 5:12 AM
First the pope and now Chicago popcorn excellence is being recognized with Japan 's highest honor -- being made into collectible capsule toys.