Chris Martin
@mreschatologist.bsky.social
I'm an excellent critic! I automatically know when someone's done a bad job. Six Sigma Agile ISO-9000 Certified Dungeon Master, He/Him/Yinz 🏳️🌈
"Prisons are a blight on our society and an affront to our communitarian, life-affirming values. We should have lynch mobs instead" - A depressingly large number of these nitwits.
November 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
"Prisons are a blight on our society and an affront to our communitarian, life-affirming values. We should have lynch mobs instead" - A depressingly large number of these nitwits.
Bluesky's path to profitability is by letting me pay $5 to change someone else's avatar
November 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Bluesky's path to profitability is by letting me pay $5 to change someone else's avatar
Bah GAWD that's Janet from Accounts Payable's music!!!
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Bah GAWD that's Janet from Accounts Payable's music!!!
It was extremely "based" of Japan to do this and I know there's no way we could ever have something so nice in the US. Threatening your child with eternal torture is a sacred right to most Americans! www.straitstimes.com/asia/east-as...
Forced participation in religious activities to be classified as child abuse in Japan
Telling children they will go to hell for not joining religious activities will be regarded as abuse. Read more at straitstimes.com. Read more at straitstimes.com.
www.straitstimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 11:48 AM
It was extremely "based" of Japan to do this and I know there's no way we could ever have something so nice in the US. Threatening your child with eternal torture is a sacred right to most Americans! www.straitstimes.com/asia/east-as...
Still can't believe people pay this guy tuition money to sit and listen to his woolgathering
November 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Still can't believe people pay this guy tuition money to sit and listen to his woolgathering
"Never put it in writing" / "Always get it in writing" paying dividends
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
"Never put it in writing" / "Always get it in writing" paying dividends
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Forcing every mainstream journalist to write a 50-60 page piece on "why PissPigGranddad was right and I was wrong"
November 13, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Forcing every mainstream journalist to write a 50-60 page piece on "why PissPigGranddad was right and I was wrong"
He's a plant by the Technocracy to catch errant time travelers. You see someone giggling at the terrible news that Dr. Gay Hitler has passed? Boom. Time Traveler. Lock em up!
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
He's a plant by the Technocracy to catch errant time travelers. You see someone giggling at the terrible news that Dr. Gay Hitler has passed? Boom. Time Traveler. Lock em up!
TSA Fastpass or something like that
November 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
TSA Fastpass or something like that
"Oh you're evacuating a building after the fire alarm went off? How very droll..."
November 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
"Oh you're evacuating a building after the fire alarm went off? How very droll..."
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Remember "the ownership society"?
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Remember "the ownership society"?
Lol he's still stung by JCO's read so he's doing his best at pretending to be human by talking about movies he read the wikipedia summary of.
November 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Lol he's still stung by JCO's read so he's doing his best at pretending to be human by talking about movies he read the wikipedia summary of.