Jonas
mrbigbooty.bsky.social
Jonas
@mrbigbooty.bsky.social
just some guy
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my new favorite
I think there’s a fake Voltaire quote describing this
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the US is unbelievably fucked. a friend casually mentioned that last month she got T-boned by a guy running a red light and in her concussed state she was arguing with the EMTs to not take her to the hospital because she couldn't afford to pay. absurd that car dependence is a mandatory life gamble.
November 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
This bra aint big enough for the two of us (breasts)
November 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
If I have kids I aint teaching them what a "gender" is until theyre 16!!
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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My most firmly held political belief is that it should be illegal to refer to wet wipes as "flushable" considering the havoc they wreak on our sewer systems. It is entirely coincidental that Marxist-Leninism is the only way to achieve this.
November 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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lmao
November 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Daisy!

More Nintendo queens on my patreon and more to come soon!
November 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
keir starmie be like: *a joke about labour's performance but with a pokemon twist to it, sorry i don't know either very well to make said joke*
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Ai is the future guys! Asking a stupid chatbot questions all day will definitely make us more productive and not just ask the thing how to do something people were doing before ai was a thing, thus making us less productive!
November 20, 2025 at 4:43 AM
My ai girlfriend is cheating on my with another man
November 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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☞︎my September #promosky ☜︎
♡︎Welcome to my page♥︎
✪ Name: Flynn
✪ Age/zodiac: 22/♊︎
✪ Pronouns: All
✪ Interests: Drag, Music, politics(i keep it lowkey) history, science, pop culture, cozy gaming, activism,vinyls,hiking,roadtrips,🍃photography,makeup etc
✪ AuDHD,Ptsd,etc
✪ SFW MDNI
♥︎ or ↺ i follow back
September 2, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Who up ejecting they cockpit rn
November 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Literally a list of what the dumbest guy you know listens to
November 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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everyone who has ever seen my penis has said nice things no one ever told me my penis is weird, just some #penisfacts
November 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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im beginning to think it was a mistake to stake our entire economy on chatbots and fake internet money
November 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Be the anime girl you want to see in the world
November 18, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Why do dating apps show me to people I cant see due to preferences?
*SOMEONE LIKED YOU!!*
cool bitch I cant see them give me someone I can kiss!!
November 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Free Palestine
November 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
You chat should we execute this guy?
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen
November 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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This is real life now I guess
November 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Stopping for a moonlit drink
November 16, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Ass jumpscare on snapchat
November 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Guy 1: Are you going to launch a war that destabilizes an entire region and harms millions of people for no discernible reason

Guy 2: Idk I sort of have an idea I’m just kind of winging it if I’m being honest
November 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM