Chris Larkin
@mostimpressive.bsky.social
Fae king consort, aka Mr. Pie Fairy at thepiefairy.com. Latchkey adult. Aspiring fake sports journalist. I am my own imaginary friend.
You know, Ron Hug, if we worked on reducing the need for so many cars, we wouldn't have to waste valuable time running our city council like an HOA.
New Omaha parking rules would ban cars on grass, in residential areas
City council member Ron Hug proposed an ordinance requiring vehicles in residential areas to be parked on paved surfaces only, with fines ranging from $25 to $250 for violations.
www.3newsnow.com
November 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
You know, Ron Hug, if we worked on reducing the need for so many cars, we wouldn't have to waste valuable time running our city council like an HOA.
Thank you for your attention to this matter. *points to crotch*
November 15, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Thank you for your attention to this matter. *points to crotch*
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boy oh boy, I wish Late Night With Conan o' Brien was still on the air tonight
November 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
boy oh boy, I wish Late Night With Conan o' Brien was still on the air tonight
Oh shit, it me
Every day someone new learns that Oscar Isaac was in a late 90s Christian ska band. Who will today’s person be.
November 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Oh shit, it me
Southeast Asia's commitment to ignoring copyright law is a feature, not a bug, imo
November 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Southeast Asia's commitment to ignoring copyright law is a feature, not a bug, imo
I want this image posted under every single article about how AI is going to change all of our lives for the better.
Not because I think it won't, eventually, but because I think we're still in the "complete and absolute dipshittery" phase of its development.
Not because I think it won't, eventually, but because I think we're still in the "complete and absolute dipshittery" phase of its development.
November 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I want this image posted under every single article about how AI is going to change all of our lives for the better.
Not because I think it won't, eventually, but because I think we're still in the "complete and absolute dipshittery" phase of its development.
Not because I think it won't, eventually, but because I think we're still in the "complete and absolute dipshittery" phase of its development.
"This could take down Democrats, too, you know."
a man is holding a microphone in his hand and says `` good '' .
Alt: a man is holding a microphone in his hand and says `` good '' .
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:50 AM
"This could take down Democrats, too, you know."
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Thinking about The American Dream in 2025:
if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
November 12, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Thinking about The American Dream in 2025:
You guys wanna see my wife's Nockers?
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
You guys wanna see my wife's Nockers?
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football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
New slogan for Socialism just dropped.
Just because the show is over doesn't mean I'm not still coming for your money Ben Stein
November 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
New slogan for Socialism just dropped.
If there was ever a metaphor for this century...
World's biggest spiderweb discovered inside 'Sulfur Cave' with 111,000 arachnids living in pitch black.
www.livescience.com/animals/spid...
www.livescience.com/animals/spid...
November 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
If there was ever a metaphor for this century...
It's RIGHT THERE
November 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
It's RIGHT THERE
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e pluribus, numnum
Sandwich Guy thanks everyone for their support, “emotional, spiritual, artistic or financial.” Intones, “Let us not forget that the great seal of the United States says…‘ out of many, one.’…You all have a right to live a life that is free.”
November 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
e pluribus, numnum
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No it’s important to listen to this. Because then you understand that many of them will do ANYTHING to keep power. Remember Musk got involved in the 2024 election after saying to Tucker “if she wins” I am definitely going to prison.
So we need to move knowing that nothing is off the table for them.
So we need to move knowing that nothing is off the table for them.
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
November 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
No it’s important to listen to this. Because then you understand that many of them will do ANYTHING to keep power. Remember Musk got involved in the 2024 election after saying to Tucker “if she wins” I am definitely going to prison.
So we need to move knowing that nothing is off the table for them.
So we need to move knowing that nothing is off the table for them.
Those of you who use Shopify for a small business: are you happy with their service? First two goals are an online storefront and automation of basic customer contact.
November 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Those of you who use Shopify for a small business: are you happy with their service? First two goals are an online storefront and automation of basic customer contact.
Look at my baby go! PS buy pies so we can pay for this thanks!
Greetings from The Island of the Gods! We're in Bali on a pastry bootcamp sabbatical w/ the amazing folks at Room4Dessert. BTW, R4D only orders in 2 ingredients -- butter and milk -- because they're the ONLY ingredients they can't make in house or source from within an hour of the restaurant? Goals.
November 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Look at my baby go! PS buy pies so we can pay for this thanks!
Looking forward to three or four of these "Presidential addresses from the cigar lounge at a steakhouse" interstitials on the next SNL.
And here's the one on Obamacare. It's 26 seconds long and it's him just ranting to camera.
Maybe this is just his new style of unhinged decrees. Maybe an advisor told him younger people like video and his text-based social media presence on Truth Social is seen as old hat. I really don't know.
Maybe this is just his new style of unhinged decrees. Maybe an advisor told him younger people like video and his text-based social media presence on Truth Social is seen as old hat. I really don't know.
November 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Looking forward to three or four of these "Presidential addresses from the cigar lounge at a steakhouse" interstitials on the next SNL.
The Oval Office paper sign, p'shopped into the Simpsons "Do For Her" meme, but it's bikini pictures of Ivanka.
this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
November 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The Oval Office paper sign, p'shopped into the Simpsons "Do For Her" meme, but it's bikini pictures of Ivanka.
Take me back to the times of the old conservative party: reliably manic, but in a fun, kooky way, and with better art.
November 5, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Take me back to the times of the old conservative party: reliably manic, but in a fun, kooky way, and with better art.