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Chris Larkin
@mostimpressive.bsky.social
Fae king consort, aka Mr. Pie Fairy at thepiefairy.com. Latchkey adult. Aspiring fake sports journalist. I am my own imaginary friend.
Okay, yeah, I see it.
November 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Southeast Asia's commitment to ignoring copyright law is a feature, not a bug, imo
November 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
You guys wanna see my wife's Nockers?
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
November 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
It's RIGHT THERE
November 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Unrelated:
November 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Braggart.
November 6, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Take me back to the times of the old conservative party: reliably manic, but in a fun, kooky way, and with better art.
November 5, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I've seen enough. @goodshirts.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Big fan of the new @thepiefairy.bsky.social office in Bali.
November 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Play with us, Donny! Forever and ever and ever!
October 31, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I'm not telling which one of you got a present from here.
October 29, 2025 at 5:45 AM
When I load up my 3AM noodle bowl with too much chili crisp:
October 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Blue sky, I got you this:
October 28, 2025 at 1:25 PM
October 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Went for takeout brb ❤️
October 25, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Well, you say that, but...
October 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The guy working the inflatable frog suit shelf at Temu:
October 11, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Q. When do I select my week of sleep?
October 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Government shut down. Post communist memes.
October 1, 2025 at 5:40 AM
September 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
September 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
This Bud's for us. #PrideofOmaha
September 14, 2025 at 6:05 AM
"Two doinks?! What is this, WrestleMania IX?"
September 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM