Blake LaTurno
@mortonsaltman.bsky.social
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Baron Vladimir Harkonnen on Arrakis: We're going to run the planet until such time as we can do a safe, proper and judicious transition.
January 3, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Baron Vladimir Harkonnen on Arrakis: We're going to run the planet until such time as we can do a safe, proper and judicious transition.
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sending my love for venezuela and all of my venezuelan friends & mutuals. love u all. words cannot describe how fucking furious i am right now
January 3, 2026 at 7:20 AM
sending my love for venezuela and all of my venezuelan friends & mutuals. love u all. words cannot describe how fucking furious i am right now
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I'm well aware that this cbs line is just cynical but also it would be so funny if they actually made a nightly news cast that is just like: ZERO EXPERTS, ALL ANALYSIS IS FROM SOME DUDE WE PULLED OFF THE STREET AND HES CONFUSED ABOUT WHY WE ARE FILMING HIM IN THE BUFFALO WILD WINGS PARKING LOT
I truly cannot wait for these incredibly stupid people to find out what happens when you try to wave the flag harder than Fox News
January 3, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I'm well aware that this cbs line is just cynical but also it would be so funny if they actually made a nightly news cast that is just like: ZERO EXPERTS, ALL ANALYSIS IS FROM SOME DUDE WE PULLED OFF THE STREET AND HES CONFUSED ABOUT WHY WE ARE FILMING HIM IN THE BUFFALO WILD WINGS PARKING LOT
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Patiently waiting for the next Duck Detective.
January 3, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Patiently waiting for the next Duck Detective.
Going to try chipping away at my backlog this year and actually play my retro emulators instead of endlessly tinkering.
January 2, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Going to try chipping away at my backlog this year and actually play my retro emulators instead of endlessly tinkering.
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What horrible things did we do to our penises last year? defector.com/what-horribl...
What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year? | Defector
Getting stuff stuck in your rectum is so 2025. Doing Looney Tunes–style violence to your groin is the new hotness. Below are some very real, very gnarly penis injuries suffered by Americans. All descr...
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January 1, 2026 at 2:13 PM
What horrible things did we do to our penises last year? defector.com/what-horribl...
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Mass Effect style dialogue wheel except the only dialogue options ever offered are "No, yeah, for sure." and "Damn, that's crazy"
December 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Mass Effect style dialogue wheel except the only dialogue options ever offered are "No, yeah, for sure." and "Damn, that's crazy"
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ain't this that communist video game no one shuts up about
December 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
ain't this that communist video game no one shuts up about
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another day volunteering at the artificial mouth research lab. everyone keeps asking me
This is an artificial mouth created by Japanese researchers. It uses artificial vocal cords, a trachea system, and a flexible silicone mouth that moves and shapes sound in real time.
It sounds so human-like!
It sounds so human-like!
December 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
another day volunteering at the artificial mouth research lab. everyone keeps asking me
4 games that defined my 2025:
Clair Obscure: Expedition 33
Hades 2
Death Stranding 2: On The Beach
Consume Me
Clair Obscure: Expedition 33
Hades 2
Death Stranding 2: On The Beach
Consume Me
December 28, 2025 at 7:25 AM
4 games that defined my 2025:
Clair Obscure: Expedition 33
Hades 2
Death Stranding 2: On The Beach
Consume Me
Clair Obscure: Expedition 33
Hades 2
Death Stranding 2: On The Beach
Consume Me
As we come to the end of 2025, here are my movie highlights and lowlights:
Best 4 movies I watched:
Hundreds of Beavers
All That Jazz
One Battle After Another
Perfect Blue
Best 4 2025 Releases:
One Battle After Another
Chainsaw Man Reze Arc
Wake Up Dead Man
Sinners
Worst movie:
Emilia Perez
Best 4 movies I watched:
Hundreds of Beavers
All That Jazz
One Battle After Another
Perfect Blue
Best 4 2025 Releases:
One Battle After Another
Chainsaw Man Reze Arc
Wake Up Dead Man
Sinners
Worst movie:
Emilia Perez
December 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
As we come to the end of 2025, here are my movie highlights and lowlights:
Best 4 movies I watched:
Hundreds of Beavers
All That Jazz
One Battle After Another
Perfect Blue
Best 4 2025 Releases:
One Battle After Another
Chainsaw Man Reze Arc
Wake Up Dead Man
Sinners
Worst movie:
Emilia Perez
Best 4 movies I watched:
Hundreds of Beavers
All That Jazz
One Battle After Another
Perfect Blue
Best 4 2025 Releases:
One Battle After Another
Chainsaw Man Reze Arc
Wake Up Dead Man
Sinners
Worst movie:
Emilia Perez
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Here’s to 2026
December 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Here’s to 2026
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sorry to say but nothing beats the zojirushi elephant
December 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
sorry to say but nothing beats the zojirushi elephant
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December 23, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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The CBS 60 Minutes Doc confirms what we knew: The U.S. is currently using our tax dollars to imprison brown people with no criminal record in torture camps overseas.
It’s no wonder administration shill Bari Weiss pulled this off the air: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjY7...
It’s no wonder administration shill Bari Weiss pulled this off the air: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjY7...
CANCELLED 60 MINUTES CECOT DOC
YouTube video by eoin higgins
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December 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The CBS 60 Minutes Doc confirms what we knew: The U.S. is currently using our tax dollars to imprison brown people with no criminal record in torture camps overseas.
It’s no wonder administration shill Bari Weiss pulled this off the air: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjY7...
It’s no wonder administration shill Bari Weiss pulled this off the air: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjY7...
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When they ask me what radicalized me
December 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
When they ask me what radicalized me
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muppet christmas carol (happy holidays!)
December 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
muppet christmas carol (happy holidays!)
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yea i got havana syndrome. havana fat ass
So did Havana Syndrome get sorted out?
December 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
yea i got havana syndrome. havana fat ass
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I like video games because they allow me to act out my wildest power fantasies
December 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I like video games because they allow me to act out my wildest power fantasies
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The Oscars will stream exclusively on YouTube, starting in 2029.
December 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The Oscars will stream exclusively on YouTube, starting in 2029.
Me today:
December 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Me today:
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Happy 30th anniversary to "Linda 3" video game (1995) and its art by Tatsuyuki Tanaka (aka Cannabis Works).
A pop-up store will open on December 24 in Tokyo.
news.denfaminicogamer.jp/news/2512124r
In the meantime, here are some illustrations (better than the usual scans).
A pop-up store will open on December 24 in Tokyo.
news.denfaminicogamer.jp/news/2512124r
In the meantime, here are some illustrations (better than the usual scans).
December 15, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Happy 30th anniversary to "Linda 3" video game (1995) and its art by Tatsuyuki Tanaka (aka Cannabis Works).
A pop-up store will open on December 24 in Tokyo.
news.denfaminicogamer.jp/news/2512124r
In the meantime, here are some illustrations (better than the usual scans).
A pop-up store will open on December 24 in Tokyo.
news.denfaminicogamer.jp/news/2512124r
In the meantime, here are some illustrations (better than the usual scans).
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Happy 100th birthday to Dick Van Dyke!
December 13, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Happy 100th birthday to Dick Van Dyke!