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Chaos Monkey
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Just another refugee from elon's fascist cesspool. 🇨🇷🇩🇪🇵🇸
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"If you're smart and a fascist, you're not honest.

If you're honest and a fascist, you're not smart.

If you're smart and honest, you're not a fascist."

-Italian WW2 proverb
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one day you start mourning not just individual people, but the world they made for you.
January 5, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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Grok’s angle is to seemingly drive women to suicide by creepy ass revenge porn generations
January 5, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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🚨 Three Freedom Flotilla participants have publicly accused Israeli forces of severe sexual abuse, including rape and torture, after being seized and detained by Israeli authorities in October 2025.

📌 Statements from Anna, Vincenzo, and Surya

▪️Anna: “After I was kidnapped by Israeli forces...
January 2, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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buen momento para recordar esta obra maestra de Montt
December 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Dear listeners,

When the days feel narrow and the noise gets loud, try a song.
Not as escape — as evidence.
Someone, somewhere, once felt this too and made something that still holds.

If hope is hiding, it often hums first.
December 23, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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Evil pricks seem to get away with everything these days. That is, until they don’t. Sometimes reality remembers how to do its job.

This weekend, we all got that moment.
Bless The Boxer Who Knocked Jake Paul the F—k Out
So shines a good smite in a weary world.
www.thegodpodcast.com
December 22, 2025 at 1:53 PM
This is inaccurate. Those are adult skeletons.
December 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Para mí la diferencia importante es: cuál tiene mejores posibilidades de sacar al chabestialismo, según encuestas. Esa persona es la que tendrá mi apoyo.
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¿Cuáles son las verdaderas diferencias políticas entre Claudia Dobles, Ariel Robles y Álvaro Ramos? Aunque no son muchas, sí son sensibles a nivel ideológico, principalmente entre dos candidaturas:

culturacr.net/diferencias-...
December 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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"Es que los zurdos son una resentidos sociales"
En efecto mi estimado. Toda la razón. Porque si a ud no le genera resentimiento ver a gente millonaria y hasta trillonaria mientras que hay millones de personas muriendo de hambre y que no viven con dignidad es porque ud es un tremendo hp.
December 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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They make it intentionally awful to make us turn away so they can go on with what they're doing without being seen.

I agree, we all deserve much better. Our children most of all.
December 15, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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Musk.

He's the piece of shit that opened the door to all this hot garbage in the car industry. Before he started meddling, cars were infinity better. Now every goddamn car maker is more interested in stupid gimmicks than in good, honest engineering.

There's a special place in hell for Elon.
December 12, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Gana labruta fernandez y se termina de ir la salud pública, banca pública, educación pública, electricidad y si la empujan hasta el agua.
December 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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“We are targeting Venezuela because of DRUGS, not OIL, which is why we are blowing up boats without any drugs and stealing a tanker full of oil.”
December 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Clearly the Optimus robots are worth $500 billion of extra market cap for a declining EV manufacturer.
December 8, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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Tiene cierta gracia que los muy patriotas sean al final unos súbditos de Trump y compañía.
December 6, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Aguinaldo, concierto y mejenga, la tormenta perfecta. De veras lo lamento por cualquiera que tenga que salir a las calles hoy.
December 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Related: i've always been able to tell when the shower turns hot by the change in pitch of the sound of the water rushing out the showerhead.
while making some tea i remembered a substitute Physics teacher we had at school for a bit who'd end every lesson with a general "do you have any questions?" segment and one person asked why when you forget to boil a kettle you can tell by the sound because hot and cold water sound different
December 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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The boats the regime is claiming are going from Venezuela to the US would need to refuel over 20 times to get to Miami.

They are lying to us.
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Facts
December 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Also every time mass communication changes things go insane. Printing press made people believe in witches around every corner, newspapers ginned up racial panics, radio comes around and bang fascism follows, etc etc.
November 30, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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I feel like one of the most underrated explanations for what's happening right now in global politics is that almost everyone has lost their minds.
November 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I've said this before.
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Saben cuál otro país cuenta solo con unas cuantas emisoras aprobadas por el Estado?

Exacto, Cuba.
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM