Monica Furness
@monicafurness.bsky.social
PEIslander by birth. Quebecer by circumstance. Sometimes I write stuff. she/her
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😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
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Trunk-or-treating is an insult to the gods of Halloween, who demand that children face the cold horrors of the night.
October 27, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Trunk-or-treating is an insult to the gods of Halloween, who demand that children face the cold horrors of the night.
Frankenstein (2025) is the best Frankenstein since Frankenstein (1818)
October 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Frankenstein (2025) is the best Frankenstein since Frankenstein (1818)
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WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
October 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
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ABC News is out of control
former fbi director james comey indicted by abc news
September 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
ABC News is out of control
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CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called?
ME: Slay the Spire.
CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer?
ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours.
CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them?
ME: Now hold on a second,
ME: Slay the Spire.
CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer?
ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours.
CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them?
ME: Now hold on a second,
September 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called?
ME: Slay the Spire.
CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer?
ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours.
CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them?
ME: Now hold on a second,
ME: Slay the Spire.
CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer?
ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours.
CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them?
ME: Now hold on a second,
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will never understand how Canadians became known for saying “eh” when we should be known for our ability to make the phase “okay buddy” mean everything from “of course I will give my life for yours” to “I am the drunkest man alive and I am going to fight you in this parking lot”
September 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
will never understand how Canadians became known for saying “eh” when we should be known for our ability to make the phase “okay buddy” mean everything from “of course I will give my life for yours” to “I am the drunkest man alive and I am going to fight you in this parking lot”
Hell yeah!
Nobody knows what they're doing, nobody makes money, and nobody reads it either!! ARE YOU IN OR WHAT?????
September 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Hell yeah!
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Sometimes it's nice to remember that even Marcus Aurelius was like "you don't have to comment on everything bro"
September 17, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Sometimes it's nice to remember that even Marcus Aurelius was like "you don't have to comment on everything bro"
After Frozen came out, one of my profs spent half of a class making the case that Elsa was the ideal Übermensch. Can confirm that he was having the time of his life.
i bet it feels amazing to be a middle aged college professor and say stuff like "napoleon wouldn't stay in his lane so the duke of wellington locked in" to a survey course of a hundred bored 18 year olds
September 8, 2025 at 12:08 PM
After Frozen came out, one of my profs spent half of a class making the case that Elsa was the ideal Übermensch. Can confirm that he was having the time of his life.
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Eventually you have to accept that no matter how many different notebooks you buy, they won’t make you a better writer. For that, you need to spend a lot of money on the right pen.
November 20, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Eventually you have to accept that no matter how many different notebooks you buy, they won’t make you a better writer. For that, you need to spend a lot of money on the right pen.
I know there are, like, ten more important problems with this map, but I gotta ask — what happened to Canada's east coast?
September 6, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I know there are, like, ten more important problems with this map, but I gotta ask — what happened to Canada's east coast?
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“with AI, you will never again have to look at a spreadsheet.” this will be devastating for my friend paul, whose love for spreadsheets is second only to his love for his own children
September 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
“with AI, you will never again have to look at a spreadsheet.” this will be devastating for my friend paul, whose love for spreadsheets is second only to his love for his own children
Today I learned I and my ADHD family members got ADHD from energy drinks, a thing literally none of us have ever consumed before
It is a big thing. Energy drinks are one of the causes of the rise in ADHD, in my view. High caffeine leads to mood swings, irrational behaviour and lack of sleep. And lack of sleep can cause all kinds of issues, from depression to physical issues.
September 3, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Today I learned I and my ADHD family members got ADHD from energy drinks, a thing literally none of us have ever consumed before
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Does Not Rhyme
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August 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Does Not Rhyme
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Does Rhyme
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Does Rhyme
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Me every two seconds while watching the Fallout Season 2 trailer:
August 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Me every two seconds while watching the Fallout Season 2 trailer:
Obviously, ChatGPT invented the em dash. Nobody ever in the history of the world used an em dash before ChatGPT existed. (Emily Dickinson? Who's that?)
I just want to know where these ppl think ChatGPT got the em dash
People posting about how they’ve never seen em dashes used before the rise of ChatGPT are really great at telling folks they’ve never read a book before.
August 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Obviously, ChatGPT invented the em dash. Nobody ever in the history of the world used an em dash before ChatGPT existed. (Emily Dickinson? Who's that?)
Therapist: Left Buffalo Sabres logo isn't real, it can't hurt you
Left Buffalo Sabres logo:
Left Buffalo Sabres logo:
August 16, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Therapist: Left Buffalo Sabres logo isn't real, it can't hurt you
Left Buffalo Sabres logo:
Left Buffalo Sabres logo:
This cat is part of the 17% who defeated their nemesis
August 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
This cat is part of the 17% who defeated their nemesis
Dear Sirius XM: the fuck is "yacht rock"?
August 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Dear Sirius XM: the fuck is "yacht rock"?
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Literature is dead and no one reads anymore! I would still encourage you to make terrible life choices and become a writer anyway! Fuck a job, write poetry!
June 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Literature is dead and no one reads anymore! I would still encourage you to make terrible life choices and become a writer anyway! Fuck a job, write poetry!
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
June 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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Me (crying): Please...I just need to message my coworkers
Microsoft Teams Developers: No you don't. You want a Bunch of Bullshit that also changes week-to-week for some reason
Microsoft Teams Developers: No you don't. You want a Bunch of Bullshit that also changes week-to-week for some reason
May 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Me (crying): Please...I just need to message my coworkers
Microsoft Teams Developers: No you don't. You want a Bunch of Bullshit that also changes week-to-week for some reason
Microsoft Teams Developers: No you don't. You want a Bunch of Bullshit that also changes week-to-week for some reason
Montreal was so impressed by its mountain, Mont Royal, they named the city after it.
The "mountain":
The "mountain":
May 1, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Montreal was so impressed by its mountain, Mont Royal, they named the city after it.
The "mountain":
The "mountain":