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chill? i hate the word - as I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee
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#BadBunny's performers continued to dance and party outside the stadium after the #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow
February 9, 2026 at 1:58 AM
#BadBunny's performers continued to dance and party outside the stadium after the #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow
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so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined
the patriots went 51 yards in the first half??? LMAO is that good???
February 9, 2026 at 1:10 AM
the patriots went 51 yards in the first half??? LMAO is that good???
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“im not familiar with bad bunny but..” i mourn for the lack of baddies in your life brother
February 8, 2026 at 8:49 PM
“im not familiar with bad bunny but..” i mourn for the lack of baddies in your life brother
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Union workers solved the trolley problem, you're welcome
January 31, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Union workers solved the trolley problem, you're welcome
i can crosspost this, right? julien davinos is just like me for REAL #criticalrolespoilers
January 30, 2026 at 7:35 AM
i can crosspost this, right? julien davinos is just like me for REAL #criticalrolespoilers
hey @mayorofseattle.bsky.social could you come pick me up
January 28, 2026 at 2:18 AM
hey @mayorofseattle.bsky.social could you come pick me up
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I hate the Nazgûl’s treatment of the hobbits as much as you do but the security of Middle Earth is critical in this age. I believe we can strike a balance between the rights of Shire residents and black land border enforcement with proper training and funding.
January 12, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I hate the Nazgûl’s treatment of the hobbits as much as you do but the security of Middle Earth is critical in this age. I believe we can strike a balance between the rights of Shire residents and black land border enforcement with proper training and funding.
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has anyone tried just stripping bovino of his spike vest so a hawk or owl can solve all our problems? just a thought
January 26, 2026 at 7:28 PM
has anyone tried just stripping bovino of his spike vest so a hawk or owl can solve all our problems? just a thought
Seattle fans, in California, starring Bad Bunny and Green Day. Yeah sure, it’s “too far away.” lmfaoooooooo
President Donald Trump will not be attending Super Bowl LX on Feb. 8 in Santa Clara, Calif., he said in an interview with the New York Post.
“It’s just too far away,” he said.
“It’s just too far away,” he said.
January 26, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Seattle fans, in California, starring Bad Bunny and Green Day. Yeah sure, it’s “too far away.” lmfaoooooooo
anyway YOOO LET’S GO MOTHERFUCKING SEAHAWKS!!!!!!!!
January 26, 2026 at 3:33 AM
anyway YOOO LET’S GO MOTHERFUCKING SEAHAWKS!!!!!!!!
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Perhaps the enduring image of this game
January 26, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Perhaps the enduring image of this game
every time my safe blue seat incumbent senator says something weak-willed and mealymouthed instead of “abolish ice” i set aside another ten dollars for whoever runs to primary her in 2028
Federal agents cannot murder people in broad daylight and face zero consequences.
I will NOT support the DHS bill as it stands.
The DHS bill needs to be split off from the larger funding package before the Senate—Republicans must work with us to do that.
I’ll keep fighting to rein in DHS and ICE.
I will NOT support the DHS bill as it stands.
The DHS bill needs to be split off from the larger funding package before the Senate—Republicans must work with us to do that.
I’ll keep fighting to rein in DHS and ICE.
January 25, 2026 at 4:10 AM
every time my safe blue seat incumbent senator says something weak-willed and mealymouthed instead of “abolish ice” i set aside another ten dollars for whoever runs to primary her in 2028
where’s the “if i were frodo i simply would put down the ring” post
January 25, 2026 at 12:53 AM
where’s the “if i were frodo i simply would put down the ring” post
[someone whose senator is patty murray voice] JEFFRIES figured it out??? JEFFRIES??? This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts
Hakeem Jeffries comes out against the bill funding ICE and DHS. This seems like quite a big deal.
Scoop: House Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries opposes bill funding DHS and ICE
Democrats are lining up against the bill.
www.axios.com
January 21, 2026 at 8:24 PM
[someone whose senator is patty murray voice] JEFFRIES figured it out??? JEFFRIES??? This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts
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he is simultaneously dead and alive until we open up the plane and look
so wait is trump confirmed alive or are we still speculating? just catching up
January 21, 2026 at 5:34 AM
he is simultaneously dead and alive until we open up the plane and look
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lifelong Jew here but watching the Bears do all this after the rise of the Chicago Pope, you have to at least consider the fact that Catholicism is the One True Faith
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 AM
lifelong Jew here but watching the Bears do all this after the rise of the Chicago Pope, you have to at least consider the fact that Catholicism is the One True Faith
very annoying that the seahawks may make it back to the superbowl and i’ll have to think about the patriots again. i’ve loved this respite of basically never thinking about them
January 18, 2026 at 11:31 PM
very annoying that the seahawks may make it back to the superbowl and i’ll have to think about the patriots again. i’ve loved this respite of basically never thinking about them
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“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy
January 16, 2026 at 3:49 AM
“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy
bro tell me how the fuck I went to a physical therapist and got told, for the first time in 34 years, that I’m walking wrong. feels like it should have been mentioned previously. also. what do you mean
January 16, 2026 at 1:46 AM
bro tell me how the fuck I went to a physical therapist and got told, for the first time in 34 years, that I’m walking wrong. feels like it should have been mentioned previously. also. what do you mean
literally my entire timeline is aaron rodgers dunks, and honestly, I wanna thank aaron rodgers. it’s been a tough january. we all needed this
January 13, 2026 at 6:14 AM
literally my entire timeline is aaron rodgers dunks, and honestly, I wanna thank aaron rodgers. it’s been a tough january. we all needed this
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Other people go have a drink after a loss like this but Aaron Rodgers is going to go out there and get measles
January 13, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Other people go have a drink after a loss like this but Aaron Rodgers is going to go out there and get measles