Lizard In The Spring
@moleintheground.bsky.social
One of God's most mediocre and middle-aged children.
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO I HOPE BLAKE TREINEN IS CRYINGGGGGGGGGG
Will Klein in a "Rapinoe/Kaepernick 2020" shirt
October 28, 2025 at 6:57 AM
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO I HOPE BLAKE TREINEN IS CRYINGGGGGGGGGG
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it's cool to see that this game's starting pitcher is still hanging in there
October 28, 2025 at 6:32 AM
it's cool to see that this game's starting pitcher is still hanging in there
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Senator Phineas Gage.
February 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Senator Phineas Gage.
Shohei Ohtani married a Yes fan? The world is a wonderful and unpredictable place.
It's Dodgers Date Night at Dodger Stadium and tonight's player walk-up music has been chosen by their significant others! 😍
April 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Shohei Ohtani married a Yes fan? The world is a wonderful and unpredictable place.
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I feel so hopeful for our future.
March 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I feel so hopeful for our future.
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All of Elon’s kids are named like Tool songs
March 1, 2025 at 3:23 AM
All of Elon’s kids are named like Tool songs
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i hope more than anything what people learn from this 2nd trump term is that the capitalist class are aligned and they want you to have less rights and only want you to exist to generate profit for them
“I recommend being in the office at least every weekday,” Sergey Brin, co-founder of Google, wrote in a memo. He added that “60 hours a week is the sweet spot of productivity.” nyti.ms/41yElFc
February 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
i hope more than anything what people learn from this 2nd trump term is that the capitalist class are aligned and they want you to have less rights and only want you to exist to generate profit for them
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All my time is lying
On the factory floor ✨
On the factory floor ✨
February 23, 2025 at 8:12 AM
All my time is lying
On the factory floor ✨
On the factory floor ✨
The replies to this are really showing off the worst of this app.
“I’m in West Virginia — My insulin went from $6 to $80”
February 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The replies to this are really showing off the worst of this app.
I laughed at the Seal commercial. I hate myself.
February 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I laughed at the Seal commercial. I hate myself.
First two orders I pulled today. Bobmania is real.
December 27, 2024 at 3:13 PM
First two orders I pulled today. Bobmania is real.
Full shares for all forever.
December 21, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Full shares for all forever.
Had to look this up, but it was Terry Whitfield off Eric Show at Dodger Stadium in 1984.
Quote this with the player name and ballpark of the first player you ever saw in person hit an MLB home run.
Mine was Johnny Bench at Shea Stadium.
Mine was Johnny Bench at Shea Stadium.
December 17, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Had to look this up, but it was Terry Whitfield off Eric Show at Dodger Stadium in 1984.
This is a Christmas album to me.
December 15, 2024 at 6:52 PM
This is a Christmas album to me.
This place is fine and all but as long as Dylan is responding to tweets like this I'm never leaving Twitter.
November 23, 2024 at 12:10 AM
This place is fine and all but as long as Dylan is responding to tweets like this I'm never leaving Twitter.
Am a 44 year old starting pitcher looking for a job. Hill issue.
Having trouble finding video clips of every single old SNL commercial. Swill issue
I want to support the colonies’ independence but don’t have a writing implement. Quill issue.
November 16, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Am a 44 year old starting pitcher looking for a job. Hill issue.
I hate when this happens.
November 16, 2024 at 7:25 PM
I hate when this happens.
This is a beautiful record. And it's short enough that you can listen to it twice in less than an hour.
All is Sound, by The Cosmic Tones Research Trio
6 track album
mississippirecords.bandcamp.com
November 16, 2024 at 1:34 AM
This is a beautiful record. And it's short enough that you can listen to it twice in less than an hour.
Somebody had some thoughts about Jay-Z they needed to share before trading this in.
November 15, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Somebody had some thoughts about Jay-Z they needed to share before trading this in.
Uh, thanks.
November 7, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Uh, thanks.
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In sports, when a coaching staff keeps running the same playbook over and over, and it keeps not working and the team keeps losing, over and over and over and over and over again, that staff will eventually get fired and other teams will stop rehiring them, because their strategies don't work
Not necessarily condoning it. But hard to deny that drawing and quarting some high-level Democratic consultants in the public square would confer benefits to morale
November 6, 2024 at 8:01 PM
In sports, when a coaching staff keeps running the same playbook over and over, and it keeps not working and the team keeps losing, over and over and over and over and over again, that staff will eventually get fired and other teams will stop rehiring them, because their strategies don't work
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democratic strategist already prepping his election postmortem titled "WHAT IF WE SHIFTED EVEN HARDER RIGHT?"
November 6, 2024 at 4:14 AM
democratic strategist already prepping his election postmortem titled "WHAT IF WE SHIFTED EVEN HARDER RIGHT?"