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queer horror and magic realism writer. lawyer. jeopardy! champion. creepy queer creature. geek extraordinaire. ✡️☸️ they/he. 42.
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@mojoquix.bsky.social
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A. Max Traphagan
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listening to 70s italian psych and making puttanesca
November 16, 2025 at 12:42 AM
listening to 70s italian psych and making puttanesca
if we don’t end up with a drag king named bubba blowjob what are we even doing?
November 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
if we don’t end up with a drag king named bubba blowjob what are we even doing?
it is once again margarita friday in lockhart, texas
November 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
it is once again margarita friday in lockhart, texas
i’ve been in chicago the past few days for my annual work meeting. i showed up early and got to spend time with dear friends, eat a lot of delicious food, and check out cool art.
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
i’ve been in chicago the past few days for my annual work meeting. i showed up early and got to spend time with dear friends, eat a lot of delicious food, and check out cool art.
f r i e n d s h i p
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
f r i e n d s h i p
🎶spooky scary skeletons send shivers down your spine
October 31, 2025 at 1:38 PM
🎶spooky scary skeletons send shivers down your spine
saw agriculture and boris tonight at my favorite venue. it was a beautiful night
October 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
saw agriculture and boris tonight at my favorite venue. it was a beautiful night
jury duty this morning, ama
October 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM
jury duty this morning, ama
loved the del toro FRANKENSTEIN… nobody is surprised, i know
October 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
loved the del toro FRANKENSTEIN… nobody is surprised, i know
because of this i constantly want to refer to my gender as none binary with left beef
happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote
October 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
because of this i constantly want to refer to my gender as none binary with left beef
the good shit
i love you horny horror i love you exploring sexuality and desire through unsettling means i love you sexual repression manifesting as self destruction i love you intimacy transforming into something grostesque yet beautiful i love you finding comfort and love in the monstrous i love y
October 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
the good shit
i tried to write a horror story inspired by “cowboy dan” by modest mouse and it kind of went off the rails. it’s on submission now. there are homoerotic tentacles.
October 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
i tried to write a horror story inspired by “cowboy dan” by modest mouse and it kind of went off the rails. it’s on submission now. there are homoerotic tentacles.
literary hill i will die on is that if a publication doesn’t accept simultaneous submissions, they had better get back to me within like a week or pay a metric ton of money
October 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
literary hill i will die on is that if a publication doesn’t accept simultaneous submissions, they had better get back to me within like a week or pay a metric ton of money
weed
What would *your* book smell like if you engaged in a mega weirdo scented pages promotional campaign?
October 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
weed
been spending my day with this, will continue
Today! Join us at secretcinematheque.com for THE 24-HOUR HORROR MOVIE MIND MELTER starting @ 11:00 AM (ET) to watch a stream of rare, weird and wonderful horror movies. It's a secret line-up, but as the films play, I will reveal the titles and posters below:
October 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
been spending my day with this, will continue
poppy with chive cream cheese, untoasted
Tell me your bagel order and I will tell you *based on NYC cultural expectations* if you have won or lost your election for political office in NYC.
One of my favorite things about NYC is whenever anyone runs for office here they are required to disclose their bagel order.
October 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
poppy with chive cream cheese, untoasted
the holy vessel of texan shabbat
October 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
the holy vessel of texan shabbat
sometimes you have to rewatch TROUBLE EVERY DAY
October 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
sometimes you have to rewatch TROUBLE EVERY DAY
life is short so i ordered some of those margarita glasses with the cactus stem
October 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
life is short so i ordered some of those margarita glasses with the cactus stem
so @blurry-line.bsky.social pointed out to me that i spelled criterion like an eeveelution and now i wish for everyone to speculate about the traits of this pokemon
critereon channel is a true trans ally for adding a body horror collection this month
October 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
so @blurry-line.bsky.social pointed out to me that i spelled criterion like an eeveelution and now i wish for everyone to speculate about the traits of this pokemon
critereon channel is a true trans ally for adding a body horror collection this month
October 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
critereon channel is a true trans ally for adding a body horror collection this month