🐼 max panda 🐼
LightNews LightNews
banner
mojoquix.bsky.social
🐼 max panda 🐼
@mojoquix.bsky.social
310 followers 200 following 1.4K posts
queer horror and magic realism writer. lawyer. jeopardy! champion. creepy queer creature. geek extraordinaire. ✡️☸️ they/he. 42.
Posts Replies Media Videos
mojoquix.bsky.social
not so pretty but quite delicious
photo of a penne puttanesca in a japanese pasta bowl decorated in assorted blue and white patterns
November 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
mojoquix.bsky.social
i’ve been in chicago the past few days for my annual work meeting. i showed up early and got to spend time with dear friends, eat a lot of delicious food, and check out cool art.
nighttime view of buildings in downtown chicago an italian beef sandwich and crinkle-cut fries me and my friend jack and a stuffed totoro smiling on jack’s sofa a screen in the conference room at my work hq with a meeting agenda powerpoint slide on it. there is also an image of a cartoon cat saying “hi i’m an accountant”
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
mojoquix.bsky.social
spoopy margarita
photo of me holding up a margarita rimmed with chile lime salt which is quite red like blood while wearing a skeleton onesie and making a weird face
October 31, 2025 at 10:46 PM
mojoquix.bsky.social
scary events
photo of me in my skeleton onesie making a weird face with an i voted early sticker stuck to me
October 31, 2025 at 5:26 PM
mojoquix.bsky.social
la creatura
photo of a black cat in a sunbeam on a wood floor near the kitchen. the camera is far away from her and you can also see my buddhist altar and meditation cushions and coffee bar
October 31, 2025 at 2:38 PM
mojoquix.bsky.social
🎶spooky scary skeletons send shivers down your spine
photo of me sitting on my sofa in a skeleton onesie drinking coffee out of a mug with ghosts on it
October 31, 2025 at 1:38 PM
mojoquix.bsky.social
saw agriculture and boris tonight at my favorite venue. it was a beautiful night
photo of the band agriculture on stage at the mohawk in austin, tx photo of the band boris on stage at the mohawk in austin, tx
October 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
mojoquix.bsky.social
🐈‍⬛ 🌞
photo of a black cat laying on her side on a wood floor with her eyes open. sunlight streams in through a french door behind her (with a cat tree in front of it) so that she is gently bathed in sunlight
October 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
mojoquix.bsky.social
forgot to mention that after the movie i impulsively played a claw machine and won this little guy on my first try. my niece told me to name him wilson, so i did
photo of me sitting in my car holding a pink bird-like plushie. i’m smiling & wearing a black cremation lily band t-shirt
October 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
mojoquix.bsky.social
screenshot from a njpw ytr vtr depicting shinsuke nakamura wearing sunglasses and siting at a table at a traditional japanese inn holding up a dry erase board on which he has written “CHOS.” next to him, yoshi-hashi gazes thoughtfully at the dry erase board
October 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
mojoquix.bsky.social
taco time
a plate of bean tacos on homemade corn tortillas topped with shredded cheese and cilantro with some avocado and lime wedges in the middle
October 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
mojoquix.bsky.social
i don’t have a sick ass wizard back piece but when i got cancer i had my friend draw me a tshirt design of me as a sick ass wizard destroying cancer and i did in fact destroy cancer so wizards do work!
an extremely metal drawing of a sick ass panda wizard destroying a many headed cancer monster with end cancer written below in an illegible metal font
October 17, 2025 at 3:40 PM
mojoquix.bsky.social
forgot to share my thematic attire
photo of my chest which is covered in a black tshirt depicting the anthropomorphic let’s all go to the lobby food characters - a soft drink, bag of popcorn, and hot dog - but they look sinister and carry a bloody knife, axe, and chainsaw. the soft drink holds up a flag that reads “let’s watch horror movies”
October 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
mojoquix.bsky.social
the holy vessel of texan shabbat
photo of me sitting in my sofa toasting you, the viewer, with a margarita on the rocks in a margarita glass with a cactus-shaped stem. please feel free to join me. if you are sober, an agave limeade would work perfectly
October 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
mojoquix.bsky.social
is this anything
screenshot from the late 90s “everybody in” gap clothing tv ads with black text on a white background. the word “transgender” has been poorly placed in the spot where vests or leather or whatever was in the original ad. unfortunately i think of this whenever trump starts babbling about everybody transgender
October 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
mojoquix.bsky.social
screenshot showing that i donated $10 to the help georgie get a life-changing service dog gofundme a very round black cat and a skinnier black cat doing ninja moves with each other
September 28, 2025 at 2:14 PM
mojoquix.bsky.social
THE GIRLS ARE FIIIIIIGHTING
two black cats on a sofa looking like they are boxing each other with their lil paws
September 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
mojoquix.bsky.social
if you see this quote post a concert picture you took
photo of kristin hayter performing as lingua ignota at the paramount theatre in austin. she is standing in the center of the stage singing intensely into a handheld microphone wearing a dress made of fluffy green sheer material. a desolate image of a forest is projected on a screen behind her and she is flanked by tall thin lights.
September 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
mojoquix.bsky.social
down by the river
selfie photo of me standing in front of the san marcos river wearing a black bucket hat and a black janus films tshirt
September 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
mojoquix.bsky.social
owlcat
photo of a black cat seated in a hallway. the lighting is such that she looks like a shadowy owl.
September 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
mojoquix.bsky.social
sleepy
photo of the head of a sleeping black cat resting her head on a carpeted cat tower section by a window and her eyes are closed and she has little ears and a face and you can see one of her teeth sticking out and also she has one of her little paws by her face and it’s just very cute okay i love her
September 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
mojoquix.bsky.social
the sickos meme but french - cartoon drawing of a creepy-looking man looking in through a window. he is wearing a shirt that says “pervers” and wearing a fancy little outfit with a wig. speech bubble says “oui… hon hon hon.. OUI!”
September 12, 2025 at 12:03 PM
mojoquix.bsky.social
do not scream into the voids, it may frighten them
photo taken from above of two black cats on top of a beige blanket on a bed. they are seated on the bed looking ip at the camera
September 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
mojoquix.bsky.social
she was doing yoga with us
photo of lizzie, a corgi-ish dog, laying on her back stretched out in what looks like a yoga pose, on a blue yoga mat next to my black sweatpants-clad thigh
September 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
mojoquix.bsky.social
in maryland visiting @wrestleacademic.bsky.social and @totalhell.bsky.social and also queen lizzard and the wizard gizzard, who is in this photo with me. i love getting stoned and eating unfamiliar takeout with loved ones
photo of me and lizzie, a corgi-ish dog
September 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM