FKAmoistcanyon
@moistcanyon.bsky.social
Union Enabler. Escalating Nerve Damager. Loves things that are rad. Fuck These Flabby Bejowled Fascists.
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If this doesn’t get @fredo.bsky.social ‘s soup ducts a-sputterin’ ain’t nothing will
February 12, 2026 at 10:08 PM
If this doesn’t get @fredo.bsky.social ‘s soup ducts a-sputterin’ ain’t nothing will
I am surrounded by so many goddamn heroes
February 12, 2026 at 3:22 AM
I am surrounded by so many goddamn heroes
Rare moist sighting
February 11, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Rare moist sighting
What’s that? Why am i wearing my church clothes and a freshly shaved neck at 4pm on a Monday? I caught a case (have to be presentable for the pharmacist at the CVS in Target or he’ll scold me for my life choices that led me to take the meds a doctor prescribed)
February 11, 2026 at 12:05 AM
What’s that? Why am i wearing my church clothes and a freshly shaved neck at 4pm on a Monday? I caught a case (have to be presentable for the pharmacist at the CVS in Target or he’ll scold me for my life choices that led me to take the meds a doctor prescribed)
The feds clipped my wings pegged a flight risk but jokes on them I’m stumbling and bumbling out the ward as a fall risk.
February 10, 2026 at 5:31 AM
The feds clipped my wings pegged a flight risk but jokes on them I’m stumbling and bumbling out the ward as a fall risk.
Look I get it. The entire party’s hp and mp is full but this 124 gil is going towards a sustainable, local business and community. nowhere else allows for 4 people + all equipment crammed into one twin bed in a room smaller than my broadsword. End of discussion.
February 9, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Look I get it. The entire party’s hp and mp is full but this 124 gil is going towards a sustainable, local business and community. nowhere else allows for 4 people + all equipment crammed into one twin bed in a room smaller than my broadsword. End of discussion.
Yr never gonna believe this but all the bluecheck neckbeards are very in their feelings about Olympics PR over on the Facebook for Nazis app
February 8, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Yr never gonna believe this but all the bluecheck neckbeards are very in their feelings about Olympics PR over on the Facebook for Nazis app
This is why god gave us hands. To make art celebrating our nipples. That They also gave us. For art.
I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane
February 6, 2026 at 5:09 AM
This is why god gave us hands. To make art celebrating our nipples. That They also gave us. For art.
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And Elon crashing the fuck out for days on end. Will Facebook moms and 4chan veterans ever recover?
February 5, 2026 at 2:56 AM
And Elon crashing the fuck out for days on end. Will Facebook moms and 4chan veterans ever recover?
Seems like perhaps not the best of times for this PR fluffing.
February 5, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Seems like perhaps not the best of times for this PR fluffing.
Matt Taibbi in absolute shambles
February 3, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Matt Taibbi in absolute shambles
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It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies
February 2, 2026 at 7:15 AM
It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies
Breaking 🚨 ‼️🔔: I am now a journalist. This is a journalism.
February 2, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Breaking 🚨 ‼️🔔: I am now a journalist. This is a journalism.
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Elon Musk for the last 24 hours:
February 1, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Elon Musk for the last 24 hours:
Extreme youth pastor kick flipping into the antechamber voice: “you know kids, Jesus was the first dude to go viral”
February 1, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Extreme youth pastor kick flipping into the antechamber voice: “you know kids, Jesus was the first dude to go viral”
Me when the work crew gets in a circle to intro ourselves to the new fool
February 1, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Me when the work crew gets in a circle to intro ourselves to the new fool
Okay Mischa. Yes I did fly to Epstein island and held correspondence with him for at least a decade. But I was only there to fuck the island donkey I didn’t touch any of the nubile queens that bill gates shoved watermelon seeds into orifices myriad.
February 1, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Okay Mischa. Yes I did fly to Epstein island and held correspondence with him for at least a decade. But I was only there to fuck the island donkey I didn’t touch any of the nubile queens that bill gates shoved watermelon seeds into orifices myriad.
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my "If I actually wanted to spend my time partying with young women, it would be trivial for me to do so without the help of a creepy loser like Epstein and I would still have 99% of my mind available to think about other things" t-shirt has ppl asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
February 1, 2026 at 3:54 PM
my "If I actually wanted to spend my time partying with young women, it would be trivial for me to do so without the help of a creepy loser like Epstein and I would still have 99% of my mind available to think about other things" t-shirt has ppl asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
look at that nerd ass dog (no free feet this is the lord’s day)
February 1, 2026 at 4:34 PM
look at that nerd ass dog (no free feet this is the lord’s day)
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NES game ending-ass email
January 31, 2026 at 3:23 AM
NES game ending-ass email
Presidents exist on a spectrum. They are not a monolith. Myriad policy approaches, nuanced positions on the economy. Different cultural backgrounds and all the complexities that entails. The spectrum ranges from absolute dog shit with baked beans for brains and twice-baked fascist.
January 29, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Presidents exist on a spectrum. They are not a monolith. Myriad policy approaches, nuanced positions on the economy. Different cultural backgrounds and all the complexities that entails. The spectrum ranges from absolute dog shit with baked beans for brains and twice-baked fascist.
Walking into the ocean now. Good luck humans who are rad
January 29, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Walking into the ocean now. Good luck humans who are rad
How many butthole pics do I gotta take to shake my digital g-man tail? (Rhetorical?)
January 28, 2026 at 11:45 PM
How many butthole pics do I gotta take to shake my digital g-man tail? (Rhetorical?)