Michael Mahoney
@mmahoney.bsky.social
Real lawyer, fake baseball knower. My posts reflect my personal opinions and not those of my employer, your employer, or anyone else's employer.
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The Orioles have swung a deal, trading away right-hander Grayson Rodriguez to the Los Angeles Angels for outfielder Taylor Ward.
Rodriguez hasn’t pitched in a major league game since midway through 2024.
Rodriguez hasn’t pitched in a major league game since midway through 2024.
November 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The Orioles have swung a deal, trading away right-hander Grayson Rodriguez to the Los Angeles Angels for outfielder Taylor Ward.
Rodriguez hasn’t pitched in a major league game since midway through 2024.
Rodriguez hasn’t pitched in a major league game since midway through 2024.
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Guardians moves:
-Selected RHP Austin Peterson and OF Kahlil Watson from Columbus, INF Angel Genao and RHP Yorman Gómez from Akron
-DFA'd Nic Enright
40-man is now full.
-Selected RHP Austin Peterson and OF Kahlil Watson from Columbus, INF Angel Genao and RHP Yorman Gómez from Akron
-DFA'd Nic Enright
40-man is now full.
November 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Guardians moves:
-Selected RHP Austin Peterson and OF Kahlil Watson from Columbus, INF Angel Genao and RHP Yorman Gómez from Akron
-DFA'd Nic Enright
40-man is now full.
-Selected RHP Austin Peterson and OF Kahlil Watson from Columbus, INF Angel Genao and RHP Yorman Gómez from Akron
-DFA'd Nic Enright
40-man is now full.
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Hello Keith this is your agent I’m advising you to keep posting
Btw about this from Lizza's reply: Olivia and I lived together for 4+ years (4 b'days, 4 Xmases, 4 anniversaries). That's like $1250 of jewelry per celebration. And her apartment was a writing studio. And I made an f-ton then. What was I supposed to do? Get her a lot of Gift Certificates from Kmart?
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Hello Keith this is your agent I’m advising you to keep posting
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NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 11:31 AM
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
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they should always let this happen
October 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
they should always let this happen
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don't associate me with Hitler! he only came as a guest of my friend, Mussolini!
Q: You had dinner with Nick Fuentes at Mar-a-Lago a few years ago. What role should he play in the conservative movement?
TRUMP: I didn't know he was coming and he was with as you know somebody -- Kayne. Kayne asked if he could have dinner and he brought Nick. I didn't know Nick at the time.
TRUMP: I didn't know he was coming and he was with as you know somebody -- Kayne. Kayne asked if he could have dinner and he brought Nick. I didn't know Nick at the time.
November 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
don't associate me with Hitler! he only came as a guest of my friend, Mussolini!
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AT 6’5 275 POUNDS HE HAS THE FASTEST AVERAGE GET OFF OF ANY PLAYER TODAY
According to NextGenStats, Myles Garrett has an average get-off of 0.60 seconds today.
To put that in context, the fastest average by any player this season is 0.73 (It's Myles Garrett lol)
To put that in context, the fastest average by any player this season is 0.73 (It's Myles Garrett lol)
November 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
AT 6’5 275 POUNDS HE HAS THE FASTEST AVERAGE GET OFF OF ANY PLAYER TODAY
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matt yglesias' primary claim about politics is that to win elections, democrats should adopt the strategy which has given starmer a 13% approval rating in the UK
November 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
matt yglesias' primary claim about politics is that to win elections, democrats should adopt the strategy which has given starmer a 13% approval rating in the UK
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i want to put this in front of conservative pundits who defended this raid bsky.app/profile/raws...
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem should resign and be criminally charged, according to critics who seized on a report revealing that zero people who were arrested in a high-profile raid were charged with a crime.
'Noem should resign over this': Fury over alleged DHS 'child kidnapping and trafficking'
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem should resign and be criminally charged, according to critics who seized on a report revealing that zero people who were arrested in a high-profile raid were charged with a crime.ProPublica recently reported on the DHS raid on an apartment building that was al...
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November 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
i want to put this in front of conservative pundits who defended this raid bsky.app/profile/raws...
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Ah yes, now I remember Professor Jerome Barron teaching me at GW Law about Justice Cardozo's "Signature Policy" exception to Article 1 of the Constitution. All lawyers know this, of course.
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Bessent on tariffs: "This is one of President Trump's signature policies, and traditionally the Supreme Court does not interfere with a president's signature policy."
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Ah yes, now I remember Professor Jerome Barron teaching me at GW Law about Justice Cardozo's "Signature Policy" exception to Article 1 of the Constitution. All lawyers know this, of course.
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they can come into the tent when they admit they were wrong and change their views
we all joke about Woke Bill Kristol but he is for the most part the perfect example - he has, legitimately, become much more progressive
you can’t bring in people who are mad he’s not delivering on horrible shit
we all joke about Woke Bill Kristol but he is for the most part the perfect example - he has, legitimately, become much more progressive
you can’t bring in people who are mad he’s not delivering on horrible shit
November 16, 2025 at 5:44 AM
they can come into the tent when they admit they were wrong and change their views
we all joke about Woke Bill Kristol but he is for the most part the perfect example - he has, legitimately, become much more progressive
you can’t bring in people who are mad he’s not delivering on horrible shit
we all joke about Woke Bill Kristol but he is for the most part the perfect example - he has, legitimately, become much more progressive
you can’t bring in people who are mad he’s not delivering on horrible shit
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At Least Nazis are Nice to Me
and Other Uninterrogated Thoughts from a Featureless Mind
by Tom Nichols
and Other Uninterrogated Thoughts from a Featureless Mind
by Tom Nichols
May 12, 2024 at 10:52 AM
At Least Nazis are Nice to Me
and Other Uninterrogated Thoughts from a Featureless Mind
by Tom Nichols
and Other Uninterrogated Thoughts from a Featureless Mind
by Tom Nichols
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Stop calling MTG a "voice of reason." She's acting like any cult leader who's been pushed out from an internal power struggle. She's promoted Sandy Hook as a hoax and Jewish space-laser conspiracies. She is nothing less than a complete loon, whom no one should take seriously.
November 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Stop calling MTG a "voice of reason." She's acting like any cult leader who's been pushed out from an internal power struggle. She's promoted Sandy Hook as a hoax and Jewish space-laser conspiracies. She is nothing less than a complete loon, whom no one should take seriously.
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A smart sports show that is also interviewing someone who played drums on Gaucho? Just listening to this podcast will register you for the bar exam
If you need an infusion of joy today:
We installed a drum kit in the PTFO studio.
And convinced the GOAT — Bernard “Pretty” Purdie, age 83 — to come play 🐐⤵️ youtu.be/vhdw6lWCb9Y?...
We installed a drum kit in the PTFO studio.
And convinced the GOAT — Bernard “Pretty” Purdie, age 83 — to come play 🐐⤵️ youtu.be/vhdw6lWCb9Y?...
How Drummer Bernard Purdie Made the Soundtrack of Our Lives | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
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November 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
A smart sports show that is also interviewing someone who played drums on Gaucho? Just listening to this podcast will register you for the bar exam
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One caution I'd offer as everyone goes through these emails is that *Jeffrey Epstein* (of all people) saying something in an email does not automatically make it true!
November 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
One caution I'd offer as everyone goes through these emails is that *Jeffrey Epstein* (of all people) saying something in an email does not automatically make it true!
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Sometimes you run across an old quote that stops you cold. From a Jayson Stark article in January 2000:
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Sometimes you run across an old quote that stops you cold. From a Jayson Stark article in January 2000:
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i really truly wish any of the epstein furore was caused by a genuine concern for cruelty for teenage girls, for exploited kids. it would be a different country if it was, of course, but the discourse is sometimes jarring
July 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
i really truly wish any of the epstein furore was caused by a genuine concern for cruelty for teenage girls, for exploited kids. it would be a different country if it was, of course, but the discourse is sometimes jarring
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paul blart 2 ending creating a nightmare for sequel writers of the franchise
“how is his head going to get out of that honey jar? the audience wont buy it”
“how is his head going to get out of that honey jar? the audience wont buy it”
November 12, 2025 at 1:22 PM
paul blart 2 ending creating a nightmare for sequel writers of the franchise
“how is his head going to get out of that honey jar? the audience wont buy it”
“how is his head going to get out of that honey jar? the audience wont buy it”
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just caught an 89 yard TD
November 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
just caught an 89 yard TD
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This is one came out really fun. Sound up:
November 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
This is one came out really fun. Sound up:
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if you told 17 year old me how thoroughly, world-historically vindicated ICP would be within a couple decades...
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
if you told 17 year old me how thoroughly, world-historically vindicated ICP would be within a couple decades...
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I found the only comment on the High Tide ban that matters:
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I found the only comment on the High Tide ban that matters:
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No one will ever sum up Bari Weiss's career more succinctly than "what's the point of standards"
“Standards will be eliminated or severely cut back. Bari has told people that she wants to get rid of standards and is shocked that they have so much power. She asks ‘What’s the point of standards?’
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
No one will ever sum up Bari Weiss's career more succinctly than "what's the point of standards"
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