Matt Kirchner
@mkirchner12.bsky.social
the jaguars continuing to win despite weekly posts like this about trevor lawrence is further proof of the Browns Blood Curse™ if you needed any
I was just like: Wait! That's Lawrence's FOURTH interception. The stat sheet says he only had three!
Then I realized the Nolen touchdown was a fumble recovery.
Then I realized the Nolen touchdown was a fumble recovery.
Take a whiff of smelling salts every time Trevor Lawrence Trevor Lawrence’s and you’ll be fine.
November 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
the jaguars continuing to win despite weekly posts like this about trevor lawrence is further proof of the Browns Blood Curse™ if you needed any
kevin stefanski's probably getting fired but i really have no idea what he's supposed to do with this collection of all time chucklefucks the browns trot out at wr
Jerry Jeudy all time WR moment
November 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
kevin stefanski's probably getting fired but i really have no idea what he's supposed to do with this collection of all time chucklefucks the browns trot out at wr
inexplicably, dillon gabriel is not the *worst* browns quarterback i have ever watched but i do think he's the funniest
how often a QB throws at the sticks vs how often they are actually generating first downs
MVP candidates clustered top right, JJ McCarthy hanging out by himself
MVP candidates clustered top right, JJ McCarthy hanging out by himself
November 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
inexplicably, dillon gabriel is not the *worst* browns quarterback i have ever watched but i do think he's the funniest
second year first round pick getting dillon gabriel results
Broncos averaging 1.5 yards per play on first down today. Bo Nix averaging 4.1 yards per pass. It's all very bad.
October 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
second year first round pick getting dillon gabriel results
tua is the worst qb i have ever seen and dillon gabriel is currently playing quarterback for my team in the same game
October 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
tua is the worst qb i have ever seen and dillon gabriel is currently playing quarterback for my team in the same game
utopia
the small town in Georgia where I grew up had a Popeye's that served breakfast because it used to be a Hardee's that the guy lost in his divorce, so you got like Hardee's breakfast on Popeye's biscuits essentially
October 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
utopia
will honestly never get over how this election basically swung on the series of yard signs that were TRUMP GOOD THING
KAMALA BAD THING
KAMALA BAD THING
The “swing” voter in Pennsylvania who googled “Trump Kamala economy” the day before the election did not know Russ Vought and Stephen Miller would function as the president. I think about that every day.
October 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
will honestly never get over how this election basically swung on the series of yard signs that were TRUMP GOOD THING
KAMALA BAD THING
KAMALA BAD THING
will never stop being hilarious that, like, half of browns fans want this dude fired
Kevin Stefanski making it easy for his rookie QB, giving him answers vs man or zone on that TD
October 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
will never stop being hilarious that, like, half of browns fans want this dude fired
we need to be able to see him play next to jok
(Carson Schwesinger is already one of the best linebackers in football)
October 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
we need to be able to see him play next to jok
no *you* slowed down the new one piece opening to see if don krieg was there and got rewarded @onepiecepodcast.com
August 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
no *you* slowed down the new one piece opening to see if don krieg was there and got rewarded @onepiecepodcast.com
this shot with the D in in the dagger is sending me
August 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
this shot with the D in in the dagger is sending me
i will die for my country, endgame koby
August 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
i will die for my country, endgame koby
needed a comfort show rewatch today and man gravity falls remains 15/10
August 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
needed a comfort show rewatch today and man gravity falls remains 15/10
‼️new manga alert‼️
getting major eyeshield 21 vibes from the first four chapters of harukaze mound
getting major eyeshield 21 vibes from the first four chapters of harukaze mound
July 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
‼️new manga alert‼️
getting major eyeshield 21 vibes from the first four chapters of harukaze mound
getting major eyeshield 21 vibes from the first four chapters of harukaze mound
depressed anxiety brain showing up after a few months off
a man in a costume says " y know how long i been waiting for this ? "
ALT: a man in a costume says " y know how long i been waiting for this ? "
media.tenor.com
June 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
depressed anxiety brain showing up after a few months off
no one on himym deserves marshall
May 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
no one on himym deserves marshall
i still can't quite believe that the oblivion remaster is a real thing that i am playing
May 3, 2025 at 1:32 AM
i still can't quite believe that the oblivion remaster is a real thing that i am playing
hell yes
May 2, 2025 at 7:39 PM
hell yes
taking a long weekend so i can have a mental health monday and considering disappearing into the woods forever
May 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
taking a long weekend so i can have a mental health monday and considering disappearing into the woods forever
The funniest thing happening at my job as we push towards three days per week in the office by the end of the summer, is talk about "collaboration and discussion across business groups beyond work" but also getting weekly emails if you aren't billing 80% of your work hours directly to clients.
One of the funniest things about the return to office arguments I’ve heard, the cons are always tangible and the benefits are often not.
“I know that it’s going to have a negative impact on your work life balance by taking away an hour or more of your day, but don’t you want ‘group creativity?’”
“I know that it’s going to have a negative impact on your work life balance by taking away an hour or more of your day, but don’t you want ‘group creativity?’”
May 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The funniest thing happening at my job as we push towards three days per week in the office by the end of the summer, is talk about "collaboration and discussion across business groups beyond work" but also getting weekly emails if you aren't billing 80% of your work hours directly to clients.
tiger shanks
With the fifth pick in the 2025 #CFLDraft, the Montreal Alouettes select Tiger Shanks.
April 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
tiger shanks
Every year the Ravens just sit around and let teams trade up for Jaxson Dart around them and then just simply draft a football player who you instantly know will be, like, a six time all pro.
maliki starks to the ravens is so predictable and infuriating
April 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Every year the Ravens just sit around and let teams trade up for Jaxson Dart around them and then just simply draft a football player who you instantly know will be, like, a six time all pro.
my game froze before i got into the overworld, felt like home
in case you wondered if the incredible lighting + better textures + unreal engine would take away oblivion’s jank: nah man. this game still has that same oblivion je ne sais quoi, just with a fresh coat of paint. it honestly feels a little uncanny at times
April 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
my game froze before i got into the overworld, felt like home
from the depths of it's so over, i found within me an invincible we're so back
April 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
from the depths of it's so over, i found within me an invincible we're so back