Matt Keegan
@mkeegan.bsky.social
She shows the cards and NBC still felt the need to use AI slop instead of just like, I dunno, crediting WotC
February 8, 2026 at 8:15 PM
She shows the cards and NBC still felt the need to use AI slop instead of just like, I dunno, crediting WotC
'We're going to be NIMBLE and BOLD with STRONG STORYTELLING that NO ONE ELSE can do' oops engagement dropped another 8% welp time to eliminate more jobs! Not mine, of course, but you can hit the bricks'
January 27, 2026 at 5:49 PM
'We're going to be NIMBLE and BOLD with STRONG STORYTELLING that NO ONE ELSE can do' oops engagement dropped another 8% welp time to eliminate more jobs! Not mine, of course, but you can hit the bricks'
Spoiler, having experienced it first-hand, when idiot news executives start talking like this they're grasping at literally anything to juice numbers and you're going to lose your job because no one cares
Confirming that Bank of America is indeed sponsoring an event asking if feminism failed women.
January 27, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Spoiler, having experienced it first-hand, when idiot news executives start talking like this they're grasping at literally anything to juice numbers and you're going to lose your job because no one cares
Absolute schedule merchant frauds
January 25, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Absolute schedule merchant frauds
Actual horseshoe bullshit. He shows up to play for 20 seconds and whoops guess just won't cover anyone.
January 19, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Actual horseshoe bullshit. He shows up to play for 20 seconds and whoops guess just won't cover anyone.
Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag News
Update — Here is what the new apparent CBS News segment "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil" may look like:
January 14, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag News
Duhh I'd like to thank the NFL for allowing my teammates to literally carry me and the refs for ignoring PI because they need 'star' power
January 11, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Duhh I'd like to thank the NFL for allowing my teammates to literally carry me and the refs for ignoring PI because they need 'star' power
Make this garbage a penalty again. Absolute fraud-ball
January 11, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Make this garbage a penalty again. Absolute fraud-ball
Beyond the obvious farce the whole thing is, its very funny this absolute dullard doesn't know the principal/principle difference or even what country CECOT is in
NEW: Bari Weiss addresses her decision to hold last night's CECOT story on the CBS News morning editorial call: "Our viewers come first, not a listing schedule or anything else..."
December 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Beyond the obvious farce the whole thing is, its very funny this absolute dullard doesn't know the principal/principle difference or even what country CECOT is in
whoa he beat another backup qb and a kick returner playing corner hes HIMMMMM
December 21, 2025 at 4:34 AM
whoa he beat another backup qb and a kick returner playing corner hes HIMMMMM
Men in Black feels pretty apt. (pejorative)
December 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Men in Black feels pretty apt. (pejorative)
That Smothering Tithe is godly
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Which is your favorite of this batch?!
I have officially launched my token shop on Etsy! To celebrate, I'm giving away a "greatest hits" pack of Belle Époque proxies!
To enter:
1️⃣ Follow me
2️⃣ Like + Repost this post
I'll pick a winner on Dec 15, and ship worldwide!
Which is your favorite of this batch?!
December 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
That Smothering Tithe is godly
Something other than crushing, unceasing dread? Huh.
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Something other than crushing, unceasing dread? Huh.
when the grapes definitely aren't sour
November 2, 2025 at 5:23 AM
when the grapes definitely aren't sour
These 10 innings lead to me to believe their advance scouting unit is either non-existent or completely useless
October 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
These 10 innings lead to me to believe their advance scouting unit is either non-existent or completely useless
'Selling' the news is exactly the problem, but I suppose that's too much for someone from The Atlantic to wrap their peanut brain around.
This is really smart. Amazed at the hysteria over the ascendance of a woman entrepreneur who clearly knows how to cover and sell news and who's not afraid to take on a mob. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Don’t Bet Against Bari Weiss
The new editor in chief of CBS News triumphs over her critics.
www.theatlantic.com
October 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
'Selling' the news is exactly the problem, but I suppose that's too much for someone from The Atlantic to wrap their peanut brain around.
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The Yankees absolutely, inarguably, need a new manager and a new shortstop next season. I think we all know it will be Boone and Volpe though.
October 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The Yankees absolutely, inarguably, need a new manager and a new shortstop next season. I think we all know it will be Boone and Volpe though.
The last time Judge showed up to play. His World Series.
October 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
The last time Judge showed up to play. His World Series.
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Heartbreaking: The Worst Manager You Know Just Made A Great Managerial Decision
October 3, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Heartbreaking: The Worst Manager You Know Just Made A Great Managerial Decision
Gonna need your accessories
September 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Gonna need your accessories
Tepid 'if Boss was alive' take: he would personally rip up the lineup if his GM traded for multiple guys and the manager didn't use them
September 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Tepid 'if Boss was alive' take: he would personally rip up the lineup if his GM traded for multiple guys and the manager didn't use them
It ain't 'the left' running around farmers markets with Notorious RBG tote bags
September 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
It ain't 'the left' running around farmers markets with Notorious RBG tote bags
Pancrase rules in BJJ territory
September 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Pancrase rules in BJJ territory
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lol at Bari's "broadly shit-kicking anti-establishment disposition." She's not fucking Stone Cold Steve Austin, she is the kid from your high school who's unsettlingly good at talking to other kid's parents. Her only demonstrable skill, a very valuable one, is that rich dummies find her amusing.
You can start getting ready for CBS News guided by Bari Weiss of the Free Press. This is from Dylan Byers. [Paywall likely]
"I am told David plans to give Bari a role at CBS News that would, among other things, task his fellow Millennial with guiding the editorial direction of the division."
"I am told David plans to give Bari a role at CBS News that would, among other things, task his fellow Millennial with guiding the editorial direction of the division."
September 4, 2025 at 2:26 AM
lol at Bari's "broadly shit-kicking anti-establishment disposition." She's not fucking Stone Cold Steve Austin, she is the kid from your high school who's unsettlingly good at talking to other kid's parents. Her only demonstrable skill, a very valuable one, is that rich dummies find her amusing.
Hey, he stole your gimmick
August 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Hey, he stole your gimmick