Michael
@mjmgop.bsky.social
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I keep thinking I'm getting jumped into gangs, but they're just beating the shit out of me.
January 16, 2026 at 4:40 PM
I keep thinking I'm getting jumped into gangs, but they're just beating the shit out of me.
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January 16, 2026 at 5:50 AM
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Can’t believe he said this, seems somewhat disrespectful
January 13, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Can’t believe he said this, seems somewhat disrespectful
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I don't use Facebook.
Please don't promote a catfish's Facebook
All my real links are on this list
Alexcoalxxx.com
Anything else is fake.
Please don't promote a catfish's Facebook
All my real links are on this list
Alexcoalxxx.com
Anything else is fake.
Alex Coal ♀️ (42 links)
All my links in one place.
Alexcoalxxx.com
January 13, 2026 at 10:46 PM
I don't use Facebook.
Please don't promote a catfish's Facebook
All my real links are on this list
Alexcoalxxx.com
Anything else is fake.
Please don't promote a catfish's Facebook
All my real links are on this list
Alexcoalxxx.com
Anything else is fake.
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*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it
January 10, 2026 at 10:46 PM
*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it
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“you won’t get away with this”
January 5, 2026 at 7:40 PM
“you won’t get away with this”
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We had a good run
2026 could be great. We simply don't know.
January 3, 2026 at 4:08 PM
We had a good run
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Andor 2x09
ou Mundo, 3 de janeiro de 2026
ou Mundo, 3 de janeiro de 2026
January 3, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Andor 2x09
ou Mundo, 3 de janeiro de 2026
ou Mundo, 3 de janeiro de 2026
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Thinking about the totally relatable John Hughes film SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL, in which a teenage boy has to choose between
a) The Hottest Girl On The Planet and
b) The Equally Hottest Girl On The Planet.
a) The Hottest Girl On The Planet and
b) The Equally Hottest Girl On The Planet.
January 2, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Thinking about the totally relatable John Hughes film SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL, in which a teenage boy has to choose between
a) The Hottest Girl On The Planet and
b) The Equally Hottest Girl On The Planet.
a) The Hottest Girl On The Planet and
b) The Equally Hottest Girl On The Planet.
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Shout out to the top 5 ables in the world, veget, syll, valu, Lunch, and Les Miser.
January 2, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Shout out to the top 5 ables in the world, veget, syll, valu, Lunch, and Les Miser.
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“Serving Size: About 12 chips” please get fucking real
February 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
“Serving Size: About 12 chips” please get fucking real
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congrats on hanging in there for another year, beyond proud of you ❤️
NOW LET'S MAKE THIS THE BEST YEAR EVER!
NOW LET'S MAKE THIS THE BEST YEAR EVER!
January 1, 2026 at 8:26 PM
congrats on hanging in there for another year, beyond proud of you ❤️
NOW LET'S MAKE THIS THE BEST YEAR EVER!
NOW LET'S MAKE THIS THE BEST YEAR EVER!
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four years of the same set (that hair growth though 👀)
December 31, 2025 at 4:16 AM
four years of the same set (that hair growth though 👀)
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painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago
December 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago
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Candles gleaming
Children screaming
All blood shall be spilled
So blade or gun
It matters none
‘Cuz Santa Claus can’t be killed
Children screaming
All blood shall be spilled
So blade or gun
It matters none
‘Cuz Santa Claus can’t be killed
December 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Candles gleaming
Children screaming
All blood shall be spilled
So blade or gun
It matters none
‘Cuz Santa Claus can’t be killed
Children screaming
All blood shall be spilled
So blade or gun
It matters none
‘Cuz Santa Claus can’t be killed
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Merry Christmas with the yule logs and the chestnuts roasting on open fires and the reindeer games and whatnot and so forth and so on!
December 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Merry Christmas with the yule logs and the chestnuts roasting on open fires and the reindeer games and whatnot and so forth and so on!
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in the director's cut of Home Alone, uncle Frank says, "look what you did, you little cunt." That's the only difference
December 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
in the director's cut of Home Alone, uncle Frank says, "look what you did, you little cunt." That's the only difference
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I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
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I just wanted to say thank you for all your support.
🥰🎄🎁
Message me on any of my subscription sites,
AlexCoalxxx.com
for full details about everything that's on sale.
Lasts till January 1st ✨
🥰🎄🎁
Message me on any of my subscription sites,
AlexCoalxxx.com
for full details about everything that's on sale.
Lasts till January 1st ✨
December 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I just wanted to say thank you for all your support.
🥰🎄🎁
Message me on any of my subscription sites,
AlexCoalxxx.com
for full details about everything that's on sale.
Lasts till January 1st ✨
🥰🎄🎁
Message me on any of my subscription sites,
AlexCoalxxx.com
for full details about everything that's on sale.
Lasts till January 1st ✨
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Current issue of @theonion.com nails it again.
December 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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U.S. pals:
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
December 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
U.S. pals:
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
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“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
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I have a feeling this will be the most controversial FIFA Peace Prize since 1938 when they awarded it to Adolf Hitler
December 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I have a feeling this will be the most controversial FIFA Peace Prize since 1938 when they awarded it to Adolf Hitler