Mitch Wolfe
@mitchelltwolfe.bsky.social
Here to escape Twitter and rant about sports/America like everyone else
Giant Jesus signs couldn’t make it to Pittsburgh?
November 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Giant Jesus signs couldn’t make it to Pittsburgh?
Tried this about 15 years ago. It doesn’t go anywhere near as hard as you think/want it to
I forget which one of you maniacs inceptioned me into this, but we're trying the pop tart peanut butter sandwich
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Tried this about 15 years ago. It doesn’t go anywhere near as hard as you think/want it to
Lmao Vilma, whose combine height was 6’0.5” is just demonstrably taller than Trump who always claims he’s 6’3”
November 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Lmao Vilma, whose combine height was 6’0.5” is just demonstrably taller than Trump who always claims he’s 6’3”
Boy if BC had kicked those field goals SMU would be shaking in their boots right now
November 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Boy if BC had kicked those field goals SMU would be shaking in their boots right now
“Doesn’t look like anything to me”
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers.”
October 31, 2025 at 11:49 AM
“Doesn’t look like anything to me”
Boston College Not Mentioned!!!
October 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Boston College Not Mentioned!!!
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this, 2014 andrew luck's fumble recovery, and marcus mariota's self-completion are the three most bewildering qb scramble touchdowns i've ever seen in the nfl. all three happened against the chiefs
October 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
this, 2014 andrew luck's fumble recovery, and marcus mariota's self-completion are the three most bewildering qb scramble touchdowns i've ever seen in the nfl. all three happened against the chiefs
“I live in a world of negative hyperbole so anytime something goes wrong, I can say I was right” - the worst fucking people in the world
October 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
“I live in a world of negative hyperbole so anytime something goes wrong, I can say I was right” - the worst fucking people in the world
Alt text is unbelievable
South Texas game cam catches a raccoon riding a javelina (Dicotyles tajacu).
The deer feeder corn attracts a lot of other species, but maybe we should worry about them all teaming up against us?
(📷: Jeff Davis, TAMU-Kingsville alumni forum)
The deer feeder corn attracts a lot of other species, but maybe we should worry about them all teaming up against us?
(📷: Jeff Davis, TAMU-Kingsville alumni forum)
September 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Alt text is unbelievable
Let’s see if RG3 has the restraint to not mention Charlie Kirk on the KSA-ARZ broadcast
September 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Let’s see if RG3 has the restraint to not mention Charlie Kirk on the KSA-ARZ broadcast
Why I’m posting this on here and not the other place should be obvious, but the political breakpoints in the BC fan base, generally by age/generation, are fascinating to me.
September 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Why I’m posting this on here and not the other place should be obvious, but the political breakpoints in the BC fan base, generally by age/generation, are fascinating to me.
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So after two straight days of Republicans saying trans people and the Left did this, threatening full on violence, it turns out the suspect is a politically unaffiliated white dude who was trained to use guns by his Republican law enforcement dad? Do I have that right?
September 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
So after two straight days of Republicans saying trans people and the Left did this, threatening full on violence, it turns out the suspect is a politically unaffiliated white dude who was trained to use guns by his Republican law enforcement dad? Do I have that right?
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Thank you Michael Fanone. For those who do not recognize the name, Michael is one of the officers who defended America on January 6th and was left permanently injured as a result. He is a true hero of our Democracy.
September 11, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Thank you Michael Fanone. For those who do not recognize the name, Michael is one of the officers who defended America on January 6th and was left permanently injured as a result. He is a true hero of our Democracy.
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My main observation from the last few hours of monitoring US social media is that Democrats are universally denouncing political violence and calling for calm while MAGA are escalating language and openly lusting for retribution against broad categories of people they identity as their enemies.
September 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
My main observation from the last few hours of monitoring US social media is that Democrats are universally denouncing political violence and calling for calm while MAGA are escalating language and openly lusting for retribution against broad categories of people they identity as their enemies.
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We have a bit of a natural experiment here. Compare the tone, quantity and duration of Charlie Kirk coverage with that of the two Dem lawmakers gunned down in their homes in Minnesota 6 months ago. May be revealing.
September 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
We have a bit of a natural experiment here. Compare the tone, quantity and duration of Charlie Kirk coverage with that of the two Dem lawmakers gunned down in their homes in Minnesota 6 months ago. May be revealing.
BC fans are demanding the program be shuttered.
Meanwhile a ranked Florida team lost to USF at home, Kansas State lost at home to Army, UCLA lost to UNLV.
Losing on the road in double overtime to a pretty similar program is very normal stuff
Meanwhile a ranked Florida team lost to USF at home, Kansas State lost at home to Army, UCLA lost to UNLV.
Losing on the road in double overtime to a pretty similar program is very normal stuff
September 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
BC fans are demanding the program be shuttered.
Meanwhile a ranked Florida team lost to USF at home, Kansas State lost at home to Army, UCLA lost to UNLV.
Losing on the road in double overtime to a pretty similar program is very normal stuff
Meanwhile a ranked Florida team lost to USF at home, Kansas State lost at home to Army, UCLA lost to UNLV.
Losing on the road in double overtime to a pretty similar program is very normal stuff
If Fox News is saying this, just imagine how much worse it actually?
Fox News Reporter Jacqui Heinrich: The way that it felt in the room was not good. It did not seem like things went well. And it seemed like Putin came in and steam rolled, got right into what he wanted to say and got his photo next to the president and then left
August 16, 2025 at 12:14 PM
If Fox News is saying this, just imagine how much worse it actually?
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How does BC match-up with Louisville?
Boston College Football 2025 Opponent Previews: Louisville
Boston College and Louisville have played each other every year since the latter joined the ACC in 2014. BC looks to win their first game in this matchup since 2022, while the Cardinals are seeking th...
247sports.com
August 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
How does BC match-up with Louisville?
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this baby-eating, kill-stealing hyena has repeatedly gotten their ass kicked by every other animal on the savanna, what caused this backlash, it's a mystery
UnitedHealth was once viewed as one of the most successful companies in America. But in the last two years, it has been hit with just about every misfortune that can befall a company.
UnitedHealth Grew to Be a Leviathan. Then Came the Backlash.
The conglomerate was viewed as one of the most successful companies in America, but patients are enraged and investors have lost faith in its business model.
nyti.ms
July 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
this baby-eating, kill-stealing hyena has repeatedly gotten their ass kicked by every other animal on the savanna, what caused this backlash, it's a mystery
Coors Field’s Jumbotron simply couldn’t handle more than ten seconds of a quirked up white boy (me) bussin’ it down sexual style doing the Cupid Shuffle
July 6, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Coors Field’s Jumbotron simply couldn’t handle more than ten seconds of a quirked up white boy (me) bussin’ it down sexual style doing the Cupid Shuffle
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Yearly reposting of the very real $1499.99 “GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE” fireworks mega pack
July 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Yearly reposting of the very real $1499.99 “GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE” fireworks mega pack
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it's been said a million times before but it's grimly funny that these places exist and they're basically New England college towns in like D+45 districts
![Homeland Security tweet:
Protect the Homeland.
"Morning Pledge" by Thomas Kinkade
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July 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
it's been said a million times before but it's grimly funny that these places exist and they're basically New England college towns in like D+45 districts
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My man literally tagged Trump in his videos.
“Not me in the coyote van” took me out. I died. I am dead.
“Not me in the coyote van” took me out. I died. I am dead.
June 14, 2025 at 2:59 AM
My man literally tagged Trump in his videos.
“Not me in the coyote van” took me out. I died. I am dead.
“Not me in the coyote van” took me out. I died. I am dead.
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everyone is still playing for second to grambling state trying to sneak art briles in right as russia invaded ukraine
June 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
everyone is still playing for second to grambling state trying to sneak art briles in right as russia invaded ukraine