Here for queer shit, #pansexual and #polyamorous.
Here for the #BDSM shit, to connect with other kinksters. #FemDom
Here for the babes, to be slutty and connect with other sluts.
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🦛 MOO DENG!!!! 🦛
She was so cute. 😭
🦛 MOO DENG!!!! 🦛
She was so cute. 😭
#WotSkies
#WotSkies
--Dick Cheney probably
--Dick Cheney probably
At our Summit, I was asked how it felt to be 1 of 2 Black women left and what that meant for representation. Now, there are no Black women at Teen Vogue and that is incredibly painful to think about.
At our Summit, I was asked how it felt to be 1 of 2 Black women left and what that meant for representation. Now, there are no Black women at Teen Vogue and that is incredibly painful to think about.
He ends his tweet with "stop smoking crack."
I’m as stiff as a board.
#HocusPocus #WWDITS
I’m as stiff as a board.
#HocusPocus #WWDITS