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Cole
@misthiosx.bsky.social
the only thing worse than two giant paint bubbles

LA ➡️ NYC

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back with my bb
I cannot think of a more heterosexual statement
Things are objectively worse now than the 80s or 90s.
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Want to have a boy over to watch Avatar: The Way of Water and its special features on 4K Blu-ray but *actually* watch Avatar: The Way of Water and its special features on 4K Blu-ray
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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ok well i gotta give him this one
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
is Maine just cold Florida
King: So I believe that we are closer tonight to a vote on the ACA tax credits than we were this morning. This agreement tonight is a win for the American people.
November 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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News is not about delivering information, it’s about making you a consumer. And the more scared you are, the more of their news slop you’ll eat up.

So they take a case that had no chance and make you panic about it so you refresh Pink News constantly and give them ad dollars.
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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I’m not taking any politician seriously unless they have energy that comes somewhere close to this…
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
This show is so freaking good and the marketing is also fantastic! I love how it obscures the concept while also being compelling
New 'Pluribus' promo featuring the cast from the 'Breaking Bad' universe
November 10, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I’m a savage
November 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I wanna play fortnite
November 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
This would be a hell of a lot more interesting if it wasn’t in service of a complete looney toons bunch of characters who have a nonsense case lol
November 8, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Who knew that the trick to finally getting my chest to fill out was just eating a lot more
November 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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one wonders how old Bethany's kids will be when they learn that they need to apologize for their mother's behavior
"No one likes me, I win."
November 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I want Golden to win Best Original Song at the Oscars and that’s all I want
November 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I grew up evangelical and it took an impossibly long time for me to come to terms with myself that I was gay

“I’m just such a good christian I’m not interested in sex with girls like these problematically horny other boys are”
Hey I've seen this one before
November 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The Debra Messing joke in this musical had me cracking tf up
November 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
ChatGPT has gotten so buggy lately it's insane
November 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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A lot of pop culture popular with liberals during the Obama administration has been swept into the same bucket marked “neoliberal,” with little attention paid to their actual thematic ideas, aesthetic presentation, or character dynamics.

(Deleted an earlier version of this for boring reasons.)
The fact that a lot of leftists despise Parks and Rec - one of the best and most sympathetic depictions of non-cop government in modern media - is a symptom of the fact that a lot of the left has no idea how to actually implement the policy proposals they want to enact.
The reason 30 Rock succeeds years later while parks and rec has aged like a toilet full of milk, is that 30 Rock doesnt shy away from portraying Liz Lemon as an obvious villian with a victim/hero complex, whereas Leslie Knope was played just a straight hero character, even tho she is a neolib shill
November 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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a recurring problem for the U.S. hard left is 'the government is a force of pure evil, and also we think it should control much more of daily life".
The fact that a lot of leftists despise Parks and Rec - one of the best and most sympathetic depictions of non-cop government in modern media - is a symptom of the fact that a lot of the left has no idea how to actually implement the policy proposals they want to enact.
The reason 30 Rock succeeds years later while parks and rec has aged like a toilet full of milk, is that 30 Rock doesnt shy away from portraying Liz Lemon as an obvious villian with a victim/hero complex, whereas Leslie Knope was played just a straight hero character, even tho she is a neolib shill
November 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Make sure you cover up all those FREE PARKING signs
November 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Lib. Laugh. Love.
November 5, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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yes I am a Spanberger-Mamdani democrat and we are the future
the future of the democratic party is a coalition of the wokest people on tumblr and absolutely dead-eyed pursuers of the national interest and the maximization of GDP
funny that the two groups in the political class who have been the least enthusiastic about trump term 2 are like neocon blob guys and economists
November 5, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Wait all the ballot measures passed in NYC too? Fuck yessssss what a good day
November 5, 2025 at 11:31 AM
God I can’t wait for AOC to be NY’s new senator
Q: It's election day in NYC. Did you vote for Mamdani or Cuomo?

Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
November 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The Sunnydale airport has direct flights to London?
November 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM