Brandon
@misterbinky.bsky.social
Games and horror movies and nonsense. He/him
Thunder in February. Welcome to Florida, y’all.
February 16, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Thunder in February. Welcome to Florida, y’all.
Dear game designers,
I don’t want to kill dogs.
Like, ever.
Thanks.
I don’t want to kill dogs.
Like, ever.
Thanks.
February 14, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Dear game designers,
I don’t want to kill dogs.
Like, ever.
Thanks.
I don’t want to kill dogs.
Like, ever.
Thanks.
Some pics from today’s trip to Sawgrass Lake State Park in St Pete’s.
February 13, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Some pics from today’s trip to Sawgrass Lake State Park in St Pete’s.
Y’all can keep your ice dancing. I’m watching the WUSA hockey team take Team Italy out behind the woodshed.
February 13, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Y’all can keep your ice dancing. I’m watching the WUSA hockey team take Team Italy out behind the woodshed.
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Special #FridayThe13th post is live at the Boneyard. This week we are lighting up the marquee for Womp Stomp Films incredible Never Hike Alone series. Thanks as always to any who read.
open.substack.com/pub/rotundba...
open.substack.com/pub/rotundba...
The Boneyard 2/13/26
Ki ki ki... Ma ma ma
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February 13, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Special #FridayThe13th post is live at the Boneyard. This week we are lighting up the marquee for Womp Stomp Films incredible Never Hike Alone series. Thanks as always to any who read.
open.substack.com/pub/rotundba...
open.substack.com/pub/rotundba...
We don’t know what’s going on
February 12, 2026 at 11:39 PM
We don’t know what’s going on
This book is fantastic and will make you rethink eating apples but in a good way! I am desperately hoping for the sequel Murder Village Tangelos.
I don't know why BLACK RIVER ORCHARD is on sale for two bucks at your favorite electronic bookmonger, but it is, so if you want a story of suburban folk horror (shut up it is too a thing) where a creepy cult of apple-eaters take over a town and begin, um, changing? Welp, go forth and get after it.
February 12, 2026 at 2:45 PM
This book is fantastic and will make you rethink eating apples but in a good way! I am desperately hoping for the sequel Murder Village Tangelos.
Watched Primate today and imagine, a studio horror film that goes hard from jump with no winky-face moments.
February 12, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Watched Primate today and imagine, a studio horror film that goes hard from jump with no winky-face moments.
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When your post gets in the discover feed
February 12, 2026 at 12:40 AM
When your post gets in the discover feed
To build on this, the thing about paperbacks back in the day is that they were fucking everywhere. Drug stores, grocery stores, you name it. So if you were on vacation and read all of your books you didn’t have to go far for a new one. For voracious readers like me, this was a godsend.
This makes me sad for any number of reasons, not least of which is that fewer and fewer people will know the joy of prowling used book stores. I got *so* many of my books from used book stores when I was a kid. It was a highly affordable way for me to own entire series, or try something brand new.
February 12, 2026 at 12:51 AM
To build on this, the thing about paperbacks back in the day is that they were fucking everywhere. Drug stores, grocery stores, you name it. So if you were on vacation and read all of your books you didn’t have to go far for a new one. For voracious readers like me, this was a godsend.
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if Swamp Thing had a cat.
February 11, 2026 at 11:04 PM
if Swamp Thing had a cat.
PREACH
Like something from an author? For a few bucks, you can try five more things they wrote. Or you could ask the person behind the counter to recommend something similar.
It's not hyperbolic to say I wouldn't be who I am today if it weren't for mass market paperbacks.
It's not hyperbolic to say I wouldn't be who I am today if it weren't for mass market paperbacks.
February 11, 2026 at 10:03 PM
PREACH
Fuck yes, got Jimmy Eat World tickets for November.
February 11, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Fuck yes, got Jimmy Eat World tickets for November.
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I do love Mike Flanagan’s work but I have many questions as to why he’s doing a new version of The Mist. Frank Darabont’s one (especially in B&W) is phenomenal with an ending that is up there with some of the greatest and ballsiest. Not sure what more there is to offer.
February 10, 2026 at 8:41 PM
I do love Mike Flanagan’s work but I have many questions as to why he’s doing a new version of The Mist. Frank Darabont’s one (especially in B&W) is phenomenal with an ending that is up there with some of the greatest and ballsiest. Not sure what more there is to offer.
Whatever happens during the WUSA hockey match against Canada tomorrow, nothing but love and respect to our neighbors up North.
February 10, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Whatever happens during the WUSA hockey match against Canada tomorrow, nothing but love and respect to our neighbors up North.
Kraken winning the Cup. You heard it here first.
February 9, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Kraken winning the Cup. You heard it here first.
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They briefly showed two men unambiguously up on each other during that halftime show; legitimately progressive for both the superbowl and for “machismo pop culture.”
I know Ricky Martin was there because he's a Puerto Rican icon, but I really appreciated that Bad Bunny made a pointed choice to give a gay man a moment in the spotlight in his vision of America
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
They briefly showed two men unambiguously up on each other during that halftime show; legitimately progressive for both the superbowl and for “machismo pop culture.”
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Also, for real, it doesn’t have to be Spanish. French, Japanese,
ASL, whatever - learn a second language. It’ll enrich your life.
Also, continuing to learn as an adult is scientifically proven to help prevent dementia, juuuuuuust saying!
ASL, whatever - learn a second language. It’ll enrich your life.
Also, continuing to learn as an adult is scientifically proven to help prevent dementia, juuuuuuust saying!
Mad ‘cause Bad Bunny isn’t singing in English?
Learn some Spanish, bitch. Expand your damn horizons.
Learn some Spanish, bitch. Expand your damn horizons.
February 9, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Also, for real, it doesn’t have to be Spanish. French, Japanese,
ASL, whatever - learn a second language. It’ll enrich your life.
Also, continuing to learn as an adult is scientifically proven to help prevent dementia, juuuuuuust saying!
ASL, whatever - learn a second language. It’ll enrich your life.
Also, continuing to learn as an adult is scientifically proven to help prevent dementia, juuuuuuust saying!
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You think of Ring as a way to racially profile black people, but we also find the black people who probably stole your dog.
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
You think of Ring as a way to racially profile black people, but we also find the black people who probably stole your dog.
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this whole thing was so fuckin full of love and joy, how can you even stand it
February 9, 2026 at 2:15 AM
this whole thing was so fuckin full of love and joy, how can you even stand it
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“The only thing more powerful than hate is love.”
MAGA wanted you to boycott this.
MAGA wanted you to boycott this.
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
“The only thing more powerful than hate is love.”
MAGA wanted you to boycott this.
MAGA wanted you to boycott this.
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these players don't need a COVID shot cause they can't catch shit
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
these players don't need a COVID shot cause they can't catch shit
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You could open up a salt mine from all these posts. Stay mad.
February 9, 2026 at 2:03 AM
You could open up a salt mine from all these posts. Stay mad.
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That halftime show is what people mean when they say "joy is an act of resistance."
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
That halftime show is what people mean when they say "joy is an act of resistance."
Didn’t understand a word of the halftime show but loved every minute of it.
February 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Didn’t understand a word of the halftime show but loved every minute of it.