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I’m a painter and a printmaker. Give me word games, knitting, and my dog. And queer men.
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::stares in American::
February 19, 2026 at 10:34 AM
German expression of the day:

Nah am Wasser gebaut

Translation: built close to the water
Meaning: moved to tears easily
February 18, 2026 at 12:44 PM
I hate the framing of this article. “Do we believe her?” FFS

Questioning the morality of a 22-year-old of competing for a nation accused of human rights violations from this very United States?!?!

Looking at her w/raised eyebrow for her financial motives from this very United States?!?!
From @theathletic.com: Controversy always seems to find Eileen Gu. The 22-year-old competing in her second Olympics has become bigger than skiing. Bigger than sport.

“Fame was never my goal,” Gu said. The question is: Do we believe her? nyti.ms/46dgU6f
Eileen Gu, amid Olympic cameras and controversy, is living in a unique reality
Gu is bigger than skiing, bigger than sport, and as ever, a lightning-rod for criticism.
nyti.ms
February 17, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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“Now I can save tomorrow for something that I really want to do.”

“What is that?” asked Frog.

“Tomorrow,” said Toad, “I can just take life easy.”
February 17, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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If you were a pair of shoes, what kind of shoes would you be?
Do I need to mute WEED? talk about something else
February 16, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Go go gadget speed skater thighs
February 16, 2026 at 10:52 PM
For the first time in 2 years. It was everything
February 16, 2026 at 9:42 PM
My BIL hit my car 😩
Took a big ol bite right out of her.

It happened as he was backing out to leave with 3 other family members for the airport 😩. Like we gotta go right now because airport.

Ooooof. He was in a STATE.
February 16, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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Self-portrait, 1940 by US artist Loïs Mailou Jones, 1940. African figurines in the background are indicative of an age when such iconography was used by white male painters like Picasso, yet are here claimed by a Black female artist in a self assertive act #WomensArt
February 10, 2026 at 5:51 AM
It is my dream to become the first black biathlete
what’s an olympic sport you think you could do reasonably well? like you might not make the podium but you’d do respectably
February 10, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

gradient.horse
gradient.horse
Draw a horse, watch it run!
gradient.horse
February 9, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I was dressed like a whole power pose
I’m flying to Germany tomorrow to finalize paperwork for my divorce.

When I tell you my sleep and stomach have been totally VERKACKT.
February 9, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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JD Vance looks like yassified Chucky
February 6, 2026 at 9:42 PM
First thing I did when I got off the plane was get all my old go-tos at the drug store. Literally. Picked up my big ass bag and wielded it out the exit directly into and up & down the drugstore. Touching everything.
February 6, 2026 at 11:57 AM
This is a kind of literacy I do not have.

I can read this real slow and can only just almost get there
what the fuck man
February 6, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Leaving the life you made for yourself but can’t live any more is really fucking scary. And invigorating. And scary
February 4, 2026 at 2:50 PM
I might need to take a last trip in a like a year. One that’s just for me.
February 4, 2026 at 2:42 PM
I tried to make that place home for 23 years
February 4, 2026 at 2:41 PM
I’m flying to Germany tomorrow to finalize paperwork for my divorce.

When I tell you my sleep and stomach have been totally VERKACKT.
February 4, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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As Black History Month begins, we honor the generations of Black New Yorkers who built this city into the “gorgeous mosaic” we call home.

Today, we reflect on the words of Mayor David Dinkins: our city’s first Black mayor (and a democratic socialist!).
February 1, 2026 at 2:11 PM
I really want to make some black marionettes
February 3, 2026 at 4:04 AM
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a few more shots - no video, sadly, since i was rushing to get her to the show, but she has a working jaw, can tilt her head, & her arms are controlled with a separate hinged hand bar. she floats really eerily & overall i'm very pleased with how she came out!
February 2, 2026 at 9:41 PM
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i know i've been pretty quiet but here's the result of my January: a totally handmade, fully-functional marionette created for a local winter-themed puppet show. she's called the Winter Maw & she'll eat you alive, just like real winter
February 2, 2026 at 9:37 PM
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You should be following @theferocity.bsky.social for obvious reasons (he's dope and hilarious DUH!!!!).
What do you mean you aren’t already following @itsafronomics.blacksky.app? That’s WILD to moi. Yikes, can’t relate.
February 3, 2026 at 3:18 AM
That was fun. That last hour >>>>
February 2, 2026 at 4:42 AM