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missmann
@missmustermann.bsky.social
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I am a painter and a printmaker. Give me word games, knitting, my headphones, white wine, and my dog
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I made these plus cornbread and a cabbage dish. Everything turned out 🤌🏽✨
A casserole dish with beets, arranged like I have seen at least one cooking show. There red beets, golden beets and the ones that are striped inside but they just came out this pretty blush color 2 sourdough loaves on a gas stovetop. One loaf is an olive bread and the other is plain. They came out incredible
November 28, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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We finally made it to Storm King. It was everything
This crazy organic sculpture made of cedar wood and cast bronze, by the artist Ursula von Rydingsvard. It looks like those crystalline structures hanging from the ceilings of caves but also like something from a sci-fi movie and a little bit like wax dripping down a candle. This one was my favorite piece An enormous rusting steel sculpture by Minashe Kadishman that seems impossible. It’s so simple but hard to describe in a way that captures its grandeur. It’s two rectangular blocks, one long one leaning at about a 45° angle and suspended from one of its upper edges is another block, perpendicular to the ground. You can stand under this one, and it *should* crush you, Wiley Coyote style, but it doesn’t. The only point of contact between the two seems to be the one edge they share. It’s bonkers. The Arch by Alexander Calder. A huge black steel sculpture that looks has the feel of a rudder? It’s graceful and monumental. He’s the guy who does all those mobiles Storm King Wavefield by Maya Lyn. Its earth and grass formed to look like rippling waves. It’s HUGE: each „wave“ is about 400ft long & each crest is btw 10 and 15 ft high. You can walk up and over them.
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Please can I have one boyfriend who has a boyfriend
November 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Look at the life this rabbit leads y’all
November 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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I don’t know about divine but sure
A selfie of a light-skinned black woman wearing headphones and a scarf. Her face is mainly in shadow but the sun is shining across the right edge of her face. She has an undercut and some twists (there’s probably a name for this cut but I don’t know it) In the background is this small green house with a red door, and that’s the whole reason for the selfie, so you can see the scale of this ridiculously small, and empty, house
November 6, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Look at this other llama y’all
October 24, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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Look at this lady
October 21, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Look at this llama y’all
October 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Timeline lined right up:
A post about how somebody gave their neighbors on the plane a goodie bag with a note to apologize in advance for the possible bad behavior of their baby flying for the first time, followed by a post that goes “Bro it‘s like 16 babies on this flight” with 2 reaction photos of folks looking quite perturbed
September 26, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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This sound 🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽
September 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Cropped selfie of a black woman in a white wife beater that says SOUR CHERRY across her petite titties. She isn’t wearing a bra
September 3, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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Because it’s the end of summer and the end of times
Selfie of a light skinned black woman from the titties up in a black +goldish bikini top, lying on a outdoor lounge thing Same light-skinned black woman in black bikini sat on a lounge thing grabbing her recently acquired paunch and looking very pleased with herself. Also pictured: her phone in her right hand, her glasses rested on the seat, a drink and plants and a dark building in the background.
September 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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After months (!) of knitting & tinking I finally finished this beauty, right on time too #knitsky
A selfie of me wearing a finally finished bright blue mohair scarf. It has a really intricate lace pattern and a scalloped edge
August 28, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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I sent this to a beautiful someone I’m completely smitten with, and he said “I want to learn how to do this”. I am never ever going to recover from him. I need an escape hatch now
June 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Remmick from Sinners drooling for his next fix
June 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Mid morning coffee and a bit of knit
Knitting projects on the go: a bright blue mohair scarf with a lace pattern that is taking FOREVER and 2 caramel colored wristlets. One done, the other about half way
May 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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So much candy
Colorful painting my Jonathan Lyndon Chase of two men in bed Framed mixed media piece by Mickalene Thomas of a nude black woman, bedazzled A painting of a rather creepy looking dude leaning back in a chair, by Katja Farin A mainly green painting by Salman Toor of a fantastical scene in what could be a cemetery
May 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Belkis Ayón
La familia (The Family)
1991
A starkly black and white colograph made of several paper panels. There is a black figure seate in an arm chair, looking at the viewer attentively. She (?) is wearing a necklace with a cross, and there seems to be a scaled fish in her lap area. The scales of the fish repeat elsewhere in the print. Stood to her left, our right, is a standing figure with a penis in stark white. He has one arm rested on the arm chair and in his other he holds maybe laurel, slightly covering his penis. Around his neck is a black snake. Around the woman’s feet a goat rests, and atop her chair a chicken stands. The overall atmosphere is haunting. The craftsmanship is unbelievable, it’s so textural and rich, there is so much going on within the blacks and whites. It’s really exquisite.
February 16, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Deana Lawson
Seagulls in Kitchen
2017
A photograph of a black man and woman in a kitchen. He is stood behind her with his hands placed over the front of her hips, she has one hand on her hip and one on her shoulder. It‘s a prom pose. But she’s wearing a cropped tank top and shorts and no shoes, and he‘s shirtless with some fatigues and white sneakers on. It looks hot, and at night. The kitchen is simple and yellowed, there are granny curtains on the window, a heavy dark olive door, a microwave and some dry goods, and brass seagulls on the wall.
February 14, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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You couldn’t be wearing this in my presence being this fucking fine. Looking at me like this. Do you know how slow I would move towards you do you know what a mess I would make oh. my. god.
Selena Forrest shirtless in an oversized grey suit TAKING ME OUT
February 13, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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Nengi Omuku
‘Small Chaos‘
2020
This is a figurative oil painting on strips of sanyan, a pre-colonial western Nigerian fabric, made of moth silk and cotton. It shows a gathering of over 10 people whose faces aren’t defined. They’re either mottled splotches of brown or grey. There are 2 distinct groups, all gathered attentively around a male-ish figure holding what could be a girl. The foreground figures are painted in rich warm colors. Their faces are textured brown, and their clothing and its patterns have much more detail. There are striped polo shirts and a baby-blue & white jumpsuit and the ground is red with terrazzo bits of green and blue. The background figures are kept in warm gray, painted with the same splotchy quality. It feels like a scene after something unsettling has occurred and no one is ready to take leave just yet.
February 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Naudline Pierre
‘I will be made new’
2023
A tall and narrow painting of a main female-ish figure swooshing through these bursts of yellow/olive fire-like light whose centers are light brown faces. The main figure is reddish brown and she seems to be holding a bright green flame. All around her are fantastical spirit faces as she swoops down and around into or towards one burst on the left side of the canvas.
February 7, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Troy Michie
‘Doubling’
2019
A small photographic collage in which strips of 2 different but similar images of a black man are woven together so you get this kind of visual reverb. Mwah
February 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Jonathan Lyndon Chase,
‘Helping Hands’
2020
This is a piece on paper made of fabric, acrylic, watercolor, pen, and marker. Pretty central there are two light-skinned black male overlapping/intertwined bodies. They appear to be in a laundromat— there is a sketched white outline of some kind of washer or dyer and in the background there are two sets of boxers or basketball shorts hanging. Chase makes these painting-drawings that are super scribbly and sometimes very sexual. They look like they’ve been made really fast and free, and like they’ve been ripped out of a sketchbook
February 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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M. Florine Démosthène
'Time Beings'
2021
I wish I knew how best to describe this artwork. Démosthène paints marbled washes on mylar and then collages them into these amazing rolls of lady flesh. The marbling here has yellow & orange sprankles within turquoisey-greenish-greyish rivers of color. Imagine if you made a watercolor wash of the galaxy, on silk, that's what's going on in the skin. She often depicts figures in the midst of metamorphosis, and sometimes their are multiples of the seemingly same figure. Here there are two main figures in a half-embrace; the one with her back to us has her head turned and is looking right at us. Her one arm embraces what looks like herself, and in her other hand she has a smaller self-like figure dangling from a string the way you would hold a marionette. The backdrop is just space. If I ever get to see her work in person I will lose my shit.
February 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM