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Mike Wooles
@mikewritesfunny.bsky.social
Writer of #comedy content, topical #newsjokes, #techjokes & a book of sketches on the comedy of bureaucracy and crazy conversations, coming soon! (4 sketches written... 5th started)

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Is it a Yukon Gold, or a King Edward? Maybe a Maris Piper?...
Welcome to The 'tators.

#traitors
Next - Newquay council makes a bid for Hawaii... any minute...
January 21, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Let's talk about the big issues, like the price of aquatic flipflops...
January 21, 2026 at 9:03 AM
Reposted by Mike Wooles
has heard that most IT geeks can use two keyboards at once. Or is that stereo-typing?
January 21, 2026 at 7:29 AM
He's never gonna give you upper-cut...
Rick Astley's boxing career was very short lived.
January 20, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I nolonger feel an obligation to think purely of peas.
January 19, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Explains why the Whitehouse had the windows open today.
January 19, 2026 at 7:56 PM
ONCE UPON A TIME...
I assume they’re all narrated by Brian Blessed.
January 17, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Is it a Yukon Gold, or a King Edward? Maybe a Maris Piper?...
Welcome to The 'tators.

#traitors
January 16, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Enter your name and see if you're eligible to switch political parties at Usuk@yourtoryjobdotcon

(Save a further 10% with the code 'Jenrick')
January 15, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Bit harsh... I'm told Coventry is very nice in January.
January 14, 2026 at 2:14 PM
The next round is called 'Things we'd like to see back on TV...'

Great news this is on TLC, Presumably just after 'No Scrubs'.

@daraobriain.bsky.social #mocktheweek #tlc #noscrubs
Although that is an old photograph and I look totally different now.
Dara Ó Briain is returning to host Mock The Week he has confirmed, as returning panellists for the show are named as including Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard, Angela Barnes, Ed Byrne and Katherine Ryan.

www.comedy.co.uk/tv/fyi/998/d...
January 14, 2026 at 10:31 AM
An actor from EastEnders has sadly passed away. Their funeral will be on Tuesday, Thursday and repeated on Sunday.

(Wrote this joke 2 years ago and was told it was great but would not be broadcast. Scheduling times may have changed a little.)
January 14, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Two olives walked into a bar to attend a pub quiz, but insisted on being on different teams, as they were pitted.

#dailypun #puns #foodjokes
January 12, 2026 at 9:01 AM
This is rotten:
January 8, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Good news - thanks to everyone who has donated, Andover youth team have recovered their budget.

Positive news for 2026 ⚽👍
January 8, 2026 at 9:38 AM
We need new countries - maybe we can have Orangeland. Great name. Great name.
January 8, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Costa Coffee have just 'espressed' an interest in legally owning Costa Rica.
They say they have grounds.

#dailypun #newsjokes
January 7, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Thanks if you could like or share this link to help Andover kids football team recover from fraud:

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January 3, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Hamnet - strange to make a film about Shakespeare's WiFi access?
#hamnet
January 2, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Please avoid travel today - by making sure you have a charged phone, both remotes and any remaining biscuits before you sit down.
January 2, 2026 at 12:53 PM
New series Traitors is great... but then I would say that, wouldn't I??
Or, it could be a double bluff?
#traitors
January 1, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Don't confuse Barrister with Barista. The jury won't be impressed if you go large or add cinnamon sprinkles.
January 1, 2026 at 3:50 PM
USBe mad to miss it...
how all youtube ads sound to me
December 31, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I'm from the future, what day is it? Give me your motorcycle and the week to view calendar of owls.
At this time of the year, the best feature on my iPhone is the home-screen displaying the day and date.
December 30, 2025 at 10:30 AM