Mike Wooles
@mikewritesfunny.bsky.social
Writer of comedy content, topical news jokes and a book of sketches coming soon.
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Mike Wooles
@mikewritesfunny.bsky.social
· May 18
75% of GPs against assisted dying said it could be a slippery slope, but apparently that's not even one of the options. #jokes
Working with Claudia Winkelman is all about the fringe benefits.
#thetraitors
#thetraitors
November 9, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Working with Claudia Winkelman is all about the fringe benefits.
#thetraitors
#thetraitors
Probably time the internet has the same warning 😂
November 8, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Probably time the internet has the same warning 😂
@alicefraser.bsky.social blob of glup made the cut 😄 yay! 📯
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
@alicefraser.bsky.social blob of glup made the cut 😄 yay! 📯
@alicefraser.bsky.social Thanks for running the 'How to write a Bugle' today - great session for aspiring comedy writers and all writers. 📝 👍
October 26, 2025 at 10:49 AM
@alicefraser.bsky.social Thanks for running the 'How to write a Bugle' today - great session for aspiring comedy writers and all writers. 📝 👍
Many more young people are reporting as OCD - I read this story 17 times to be sure.
#newsjokes
www.bbc.com/news/article...
#newsjokes
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Reports of OCD among under 25's triple in 10 years
More 16-24 year olds in England say they have symptoms of obsessive compulsive disorder - BBC analysis finds.
www.bbc.com
October 24, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Many more young people are reporting as OCD - I read this story 17 times to be sure.
#newsjokes
www.bbc.com/news/article...
#newsjokes
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Good news, my local pizza hut is not closing. That is all. 👍
October 21, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Good news, my local pizza hut is not closing. That is all. 👍
Donald Trump has announced he's envious of how Britain combined all their Tariffs into one easy to manage Tariff, called Brexit.
#newsjokes
#newsjokes
October 20, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Donald Trump has announced he's envious of how Britain combined all their Tariffs into one easy to manage Tariff, called Brexit.
#newsjokes
#newsjokes
October 3, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Britain - now it's a subscription?
Let's renew, and update your username to BoatyMcbritface.
Let's renew, and update your username to BoatyMcbritface.
September 29, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Britain - now it's a subscription?
Let's renew, and update your username to BoatyMcbritface.
Let's renew, and update your username to BoatyMcbritface.
I recommend making an excel sheet to track the status of your writing - then you can spend laptop time highlighting it, instead of writing 👍 #winning
#writingcommunity
#writingcommunity
September 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I recommend making an excel sheet to track the status of your writing - then you can spend laptop time highlighting it, instead of writing 👍 #winning
#writingcommunity
#writingcommunity
You've got to admire Putin for being a dictator but not misreading his role as being a doctor.
#trumpnews #tylenol
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
#trumpnews #tylenol
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Trump makes unproven claims linking autism to Tylenol use by pregnant women
Some studies have suggested an association between the two, but experts say there is no causal relationship.
www.bbc.co.uk
September 28, 2025 at 11:30 AM
You've got to admire Putin for being a dictator but not misreading his role as being a doctor.
#trumpnews #tylenol
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
#trumpnews #tylenol
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
'Shirley'? - you can't be serious...
Teenage girls with no fear of police torment shopkeepers on Shirley High Street
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Teenage girls with no fear of police torment shopkeepers on Shirley High Street
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Teenage girls with no fear of police torment shopkeepers on Shirley High Street
Teenagers have been targeting shops in Shirley, Hampshire, with antisocial behaviour - leaving the owners feeling
www.bbc.co.uk
September 25, 2025 at 9:46 AM
'Shirley'? - you can't be serious...
Teenage girls with no fear of police torment shopkeepers on Shirley High Street
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Teenage girls with no fear of police torment shopkeepers on Shirley High Street
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
If blue Monday was hard for you, good luck with 'Orange Tuesday' in the US next week.
January 17, 2025 at 12:14 PM
If blue Monday was hard for you, good luck with 'Orange Tuesday' in the US next week.
Trump's sentence was disappointing and confusing, like most of his other sentences really.
#trumpjokes
#trumpjokes
January 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Trump's sentence was disappointing and confusing, like most of his other sentences really.
#trumpjokes
#trumpjokes
Happy blue-year everyone.
January 6, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Happy blue-year everyone.
Episode 6 - Doctors, Daleks and Christmas dinners | The Donkey Of News
shows.acast.com
December 13, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Here's my recent episode 5 of 'Donkey of News' jokes. (The next one will be along shortly).
#newsjokes #podcast
shows.acast.com/the-donkey-o...
#newsjokes #podcast
shows.acast.com/the-donkey-o...
Episode 5 - Parks, Pipes and Dodgy cabinets | The Donkey Of News
shows.acast.com
December 13, 2024 at 7:53 AM
Here's my recent episode 5 of 'Donkey of News' jokes. (The next one will be along shortly).
#newsjokes #podcast
shows.acast.com/the-donkey-o...
#newsjokes #podcast
shows.acast.com/the-donkey-o...
Boris claims the Church of England is behind the obesity crisis, especially the deep fat Friar...
www.lbc.co.uk/news/theyre-...
www.lbc.co.uk/news/theyre-...
'They're all fatsos': Boris Johnson blames the Church of England for obesity crisis
Boris Johnson has blamed the Church of England for Britain’s obesity crisis, with the former PM saying the organisation has failed to adequately provide "spiritual sustenance".
www.lbc.co.uk
November 27, 2024 at 10:04 AM
Boris claims the Church of England is behind the obesity crisis, especially the deep fat Friar...
www.lbc.co.uk/news/theyre-...
www.lbc.co.uk/news/theyre-...
Keanu Reeves bullet dodging scene in The Matrix is the best movie stunt of all time. The stunt beat Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible, and Donald Trump pretending to care about someone else in Home Alone 2.
#jokes #newsjokes #sillysunday
#jokes #newsjokes #sillysunday
November 24, 2024 at 11:59 AM
Keanu Reeves bullet dodging scene in The Matrix is the best movie stunt of all time. The stunt beat Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible, and Donald Trump pretending to care about someone else in Home Alone 2.
#jokes #newsjokes #sillysunday
#jokes #newsjokes #sillysunday
Donald Trump has announced the members of his new government. Commentators have said that his new cabinet is so scary, not even The Repair Shop can fix it.
#jokes #newsjokes #therepairshop
#jokes #newsjokes #therepairshop
November 15, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Donald Trump has announced the members of his new government. Commentators have said that his new cabinet is so scary, not even The Repair Shop can fix it.
#jokes #newsjokes #therepairshop
#jokes #newsjokes #therepairshop
November 15, 2024 at 9:31 AM