Mike Wooles
@mikewritesfunny.bsky.social
Writer of #comedy content, topical #newsjokes, #techjokes & a book of sketches on the comedy of bureaucracy and crazy conversations, coming soon! (4 sketches written... 5th started)
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Next - Newquay council makes a bid for Hawaii... any minute...
January 21, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Next - Newquay council makes a bid for Hawaii... any minute...
Let's talk about the big issues, like the price of aquatic flipflops...
January 21, 2026 at 9:03 AM
Let's talk about the big issues, like the price of aquatic flipflops...
Reposted by Mike Wooles
has heard that most IT geeks can use two keyboards at once. Or is that stereo-typing?
January 21, 2026 at 7:29 AM
has heard that most IT geeks can use two keyboards at once. Or is that stereo-typing?
He's never gonna give you upper-cut...
January 20, 2026 at 10:54 PM
He's never gonna give you upper-cut...
I nolonger feel an obligation to think purely of peas.
January 19, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I nolonger feel an obligation to think purely of peas.
Explains why the Whitehouse had the windows open today.
January 19, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Explains why the Whitehouse had the windows open today.
ONCE UPON A TIME...
January 17, 2026 at 11:04 PM
ONCE UPON A TIME...
January 16, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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January 15, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Enter your name and see if you're eligible to switch political parties at Usuk@yourtoryjobdotcon
(Save a further 10% with the code 'Jenrick')
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Bit harsh... I'm told Coventry is very nice in January.
January 14, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Bit harsh... I'm told Coventry is very nice in January.
The next round is called 'Things we'd like to see back on TV...'
Great news this is on TLC, Presumably just after 'No Scrubs'.
@daraobriain.bsky.social #mocktheweek #tlc #noscrubs
Great news this is on TLC, Presumably just after 'No Scrubs'.
@daraobriain.bsky.social #mocktheweek #tlc #noscrubs
Although that is an old photograph and I look totally different now.
Dara Ó Briain is returning to host Mock The Week he has confirmed, as returning panellists for the show are named as including Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard, Angela Barnes, Ed Byrne and Katherine Ryan.
www.comedy.co.uk/tv/fyi/998/d...
www.comedy.co.uk/tv/fyi/998/d...
January 14, 2026 at 10:31 AM
The next round is called 'Things we'd like to see back on TV...'
Great news this is on TLC, Presumably just after 'No Scrubs'.
@daraobriain.bsky.social #mocktheweek #tlc #noscrubs
Great news this is on TLC, Presumably just after 'No Scrubs'.
@daraobriain.bsky.social #mocktheweek #tlc #noscrubs
An actor from EastEnders has sadly passed away. Their funeral will be on Tuesday, Thursday and repeated on Sunday.
(Wrote this joke 2 years ago and was told it was great but would not be broadcast. Scheduling times may have changed a little.)
(Wrote this joke 2 years ago and was told it was great but would not be broadcast. Scheduling times may have changed a little.)
January 14, 2026 at 9:10 AM
An actor from EastEnders has sadly passed away. Their funeral will be on Tuesday, Thursday and repeated on Sunday.
(Wrote this joke 2 years ago and was told it was great but would not be broadcast. Scheduling times may have changed a little.)
(Wrote this joke 2 years ago and was told it was great but would not be broadcast. Scheduling times may have changed a little.)
Two olives walked into a bar to attend a pub quiz, but insisted on being on different teams, as they were pitted.
#dailypun #puns #foodjokes
#dailypun #puns #foodjokes
January 12, 2026 at 9:01 AM
Two olives walked into a bar to attend a pub quiz, but insisted on being on different teams, as they were pitted.
#dailypun #puns #foodjokes
#dailypun #puns #foodjokes
This is rotten:
January 8, 2026 at 7:41 PM
This is rotten:
Good news - thanks to everyone who has donated, Andover youth team have recovered their budget.
Positive news for 2026 ⚽👍
Positive news for 2026 ⚽👍
Thanks if you could like or share this link to help Andover kids football team recover from fraud:
www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding...
www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding...
Help raise £30000 to Save Andover Town Youth Football Club – JustGiving Crowdfunding
Iʼm raising money to Save Andover Town Youth Football Club. Support this JustGiving Crowdfunding Page.
www.justgiving.com
January 8, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Good news - thanks to everyone who has donated, Andover youth team have recovered their budget.
Positive news for 2026 ⚽👍
Positive news for 2026 ⚽👍
We need new countries - maybe we can have Orangeland. Great name. Great name.
January 8, 2026 at 7:01 AM
We need new countries - maybe we can have Orangeland. Great name. Great name.
Costa Coffee have just 'espressed' an interest in legally owning Costa Rica.
They say they have grounds.
#dailypun #newsjokes
They say they have grounds.
#dailypun #newsjokes
January 7, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Costa Coffee have just 'espressed' an interest in legally owning Costa Rica.
They say they have grounds.
#dailypun #newsjokes
They say they have grounds.
#dailypun #newsjokes
Thanks if you could like or share this link to help Andover kids football team recover from fraud:
www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding...
www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding...
Help raise £30000 to Save Andover Town Youth Football Club – JustGiving Crowdfunding
Iʼm raising money to Save Andover Town Youth Football Club. Support this JustGiving Crowdfunding Page.
www.justgiving.com
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Thanks if you could like or share this link to help Andover kids football team recover from fraud:
www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding...
www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding...
Please avoid travel today - by making sure you have a charged phone, both remotes and any remaining biscuits before you sit down.
January 2, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Please avoid travel today - by making sure you have a charged phone, both remotes and any remaining biscuits before you sit down.
Don't confuse Barrister with Barista. The jury won't be impressed if you go large or add cinnamon sprinkles.
January 1, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Don't confuse Barrister with Barista. The jury won't be impressed if you go large or add cinnamon sprinkles.
USBe mad to miss it...
December 31, 2025 at 11:10 AM
USBe mad to miss it...
'To you, to MBE' - well said Paul.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Chuckle Brother and Roy Clarke hailed in New Year Honours
Comedian Paul Elliott and scriptwriter Roy Clarke are among those given a New Year Honour.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 30, 2025 at 11:11 AM
'To you, to MBE' - well said Paul.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
I'm from the future, what day is it? Give me your motorcycle and the week to view calendar of owls.
At this time of the year, the best feature on my iPhone is the home-screen displaying the day and date.
December 30, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I'm from the future, what day is it? Give me your motorcycle and the week to view calendar of owls.