Mike Simensky
@mikesimensky.bsky.social
When a snail leave a silvery trail, does he expect you to follow it? And if elephants never forget, why do they never win Mastermind?
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i would die for this man
“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video
February 12, 2026 at 4:51 PM
i would die for this man
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twitter must be dead dead cause someone posted a rat coin purse that would have 2019 twitter losing its collective mind and most of the top comments are bots saying random words or people not nearly amped enough about the rat coin purse
February 3, 2026 at 5:39 AM
twitter must be dead dead cause someone posted a rat coin purse that would have 2019 twitter losing its collective mind and most of the top comments are bots saying random words or people not nearly amped enough about the rat coin purse
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35 years ago, the European Leisure Software Publishers Association (ELSPA) published this infamous anti-piracy ad encouraging people to snitch on those peddling dodgy software. You'd get £1000 if your info led to a successful prosecution. Just like these two righteous tossers. 🤣
January 29, 2026 at 11:10 AM
35 years ago, the European Leisure Software Publishers Association (ELSPA) published this infamous anti-piracy ad encouraging people to snitch on those peddling dodgy software. You'd get £1000 if your info led to a successful prosecution. Just like these two righteous tossers. 🤣
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It's a great time for AI-generated images of robots thinking about stuff
January 22, 2026 at 11:58 AM
It's a great time for AI-generated images of robots thinking about stuff
My attempts to combine oxide with Oxo cubes made me a laughing stock.
January 9, 2026 at 5:19 PM
My attempts to combine oxide with Oxo cubes made me a laughing stock.
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I can see how they would be exciting and impressive to a caveman but it’s embarrassing to enjoy them as a modern human
December 31, 2025 at 8:38 AM
I can see how they would be exciting and impressive to a caveman but it’s embarrassing to enjoy them as a modern human
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I think we can all agree it’s time for fireworks to become 100% illegal. Let’s ban fireworks everywhere in 2026
December 31, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I think we can all agree it’s time for fireworks to become 100% illegal. Let’s ban fireworks everywhere in 2026
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This is the 90’s after all… cracking bit of art from Lee Thompson.
December 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
This is the 90’s after all… cracking bit of art from Lee Thompson.
Merry Christmas everyone! @talkingbottom.bsky.social
December 25, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Merry Christmas everyone! @talkingbottom.bsky.social
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My Christmas masterpiece. Look closely!
December 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
My Christmas masterpiece. Look closely!
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
Just bought a Guinness for the first time in 10 years. £4.90....I'll try again in another 10.
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Just bought a Guinness for the first time in 10 years. £4.90....I'll try again in another 10.
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This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
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Oscar winners Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz are reportedly reuniting for The Mummy 4 with Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett – the filmmaking duo billed as Radio Silence – directing the long-awaited sequel.
Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz Will Return for The Mummy 4
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November 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Oscar winners Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz are reportedly reuniting for The Mummy 4 with Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett – the filmmaking duo billed as Radio Silence – directing the long-awaited sequel.
One for @rooflemongerreal.bsky.social . Hundred hand slap!!
October 20, 2025 at 9:26 AM
One for @rooflemongerreal.bsky.social . Hundred hand slap!!
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RIP to Drew Struzen, the greatest to ever do it. 🙌
October 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
RIP to Drew Struzen, the greatest to ever do it. 🙌
I would too!
October 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I would too!
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September 30 / October 1
October 1, 2025 at 4:55 AM
September 30 / October 1
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The British public's favourite sitcom, by generation
Gen Z: Friends / Modern Family (joint)
Millennial: Friends
Gen X: Only Fools and Horses
Boomer: Only Fools and Horses
yougov.co.uk/entertainmen...
Gen Z: Friends / Modern Family (joint)
Millennial: Friends
Gen X: Only Fools and Horses
Boomer: Only Fools and Horses
yougov.co.uk/entertainmen...
September 18, 2025 at 1:13 PM
The British public's favourite sitcom, by generation
Gen Z: Friends / Modern Family (joint)
Millennial: Friends
Gen X: Only Fools and Horses
Boomer: Only Fools and Horses
yougov.co.uk/entertainmen...
Gen Z: Friends / Modern Family (joint)
Millennial: Friends
Gen X: Only Fools and Horses
Boomer: Only Fools and Horses
yougov.co.uk/entertainmen...
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