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Mike Rantis
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Question: How many hours of Packers fans having a meltdown have you consumed?

Not a question: Fuck the Packers, and fuck their fans. Jordan Love is a system-ass stat bitch, and fuck ANYBODY who would defend him.

Bears.
January 15, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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Powerful Bidet Blasts Hole Clean Through Man
January 14, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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The Packers reign of terror on this city ended tonight. Feel free to heckle any loser you see walking the streets in packer gear in Chicago moving forward - though Im sure they won’t be flaunting it nearly as much as they did.
January 11, 2026 at 6:12 AM
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Per Jason Lieser, Bears QB Caleb Williams on the message he sent to the Packers this season:

"We're here, and we're going to be a here for a while."
January 11, 2026 at 5:24 AM
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its too bad I watch these games hiding behind the couch because there was a moment in the first half when it was 21-3 where Jordan Love was yucking it up on the sidelines and I thought "I should grab that screenshot for later"
January 11, 2026 at 4:44 AM
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Someone yelled "Fuck Green Bay!" during the moment of silence for Bob Pulford and Glenn Hall. Much of the crowd couldn't help but laugh.
January 8, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Do you think Ozzy Trapillo might actually be a good left tackle? Or, do you think he’s just a big fat guy playing next to a future HoFer?
January 8, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Kicker Football GIF
ALT: Kicker Football GIF
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January 4, 2026 at 10:45 PM
How much pigs blood will it cost me to get Brock Purdy dragged to Hades during the game?
December 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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A Cardiac Bears Comeback, Visualized 📈
December 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
You’re going to need a lot of pigs blood for the next Sunday night game!
December 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Fox 32: Of course, Fox 32 photographer Jeff Wierus had a great angle of the Caleb Williams to DJ game-winner.
December 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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looks like matt lafleur was crying after the game but i'm told he busted out the Pervert Mustache trimmer and really got that thing pencil thin to make himself feel better
December 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Which part of your body would you get this tattooed?
December 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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bear for life. no trade. do not trade.
DJ Moore after game winning touchdown catch says "At the end of the day it's F the Packers always"
December 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Because they are bitches. So fuck ‘em.
December 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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My goodness
December 21, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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The fact that DJ caught the game winner over Keisean Nixon, the same guy who did this earlier in the game 🤌
December 21, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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FUCK THE WORLD
December 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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TOUCHDOWN. TOUCHDOWN BEARS. FUCK YOU, BITCHES.
December 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Just so we're clear, Davidson built a roster that without Bedard can play as well as absolutely possible, and a truly terrible Leafs team needs to try for all of eight minutes to beat it.
December 17, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Was Korch abducted by aliens and they are afraid to tell us? We know he’s not worse than these assholes.
December 17, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Name a place on the Earth you wouldn’t mind being hit by a meteorite.
December 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM