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Steelers fans now: Had to happen. Long past time. I’d rather have a season truly suck than have another year of 10-7 like this.

Steelers fans 3 weeks into the season that actually sucks:
January 13, 2026 at 7:55 PM
You should go make a YouTube reaction video to the packers blowing an 18 point lead so we can all make fun of you more.
Bears fans legitimately have no clue what a franchise QB looks like. Their guy had the worst completion percentage in the league this year lol
Yeah sex is great but have you tried beating the Packers in a playoff game?

And yeah, beating the Packers in a playoff game is great, but have you tried actually having a true franchise quarterback for the first time in your team’s history?
January 11, 2026 at 6:31 AM
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i'm crying man. our coach really screamed fuck the packers at the top of his lungs this is as good as it gets
Not. Done. Yet.

(part 1 of 2)
January 11, 2026 at 6:18 AM
The Packers reign of terror on this city ended tonight. Feel free to heckle any loser you see walking the streets in packer gear in Chicago moving forward - though Im sure they won’t be flaunting it nearly as much as they did.
January 11, 2026 at 6:12 AM
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[Al Michaels calling the kick return from Dark Knight Rises] would you look at that. meanwhile you got uh. Ward. how do you figure
January 11, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Hey just curious…how many divisions during that timeframe have also had every team finish above .500?

Nevermind, I looked it up. It’s only happened one other time.
The Bears are the first division champ with a sub-.500 record in their division since the 2010 Chiefs.
January 5, 2026 at 1:24 AM
This Kalshi commercial is beyond offensive. “Will Sparta win the war?”

1) Sparta didn’t have a war with Persia. It was Greece vs Persia.

2) Sparta lost the battle. Greece won the war.

3) What kind of disgusting ass shit are you shilling where youre doing futures bets on war outcomes?

Fuck off.
January 2, 2026 at 3:09 AM
This man should be booed forever whenever he’s spotted around town here. In the grocery store, at Jimmy D’s, in the St Viator parking lot, I don’t care where.

Take a hike.
December 30, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Robbie Gould in Niners gear on the niners sidelines. Fuck that bitch
December 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
This is incredible. If I had to rank the calls, it’s the Jahdae td where he calls it a Hail Mary followed by him losing his shit when he thought Swift fumbled after he was on the ground for five seconds and then has to walk it back followed by the walk off td where hes silent for a good 15 seconds.
December 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Windy City Chills 🎥
December 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Any grizzled old Bears fan will say this is our revenge for Wayne Fontes lighting a cigar on Monday night football to celebrate his division title while the bears were in the process of being mooned by SF.
lions beat won't even say his name hahahaha
December 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Bears beat writers rolling around like pigs in shit with this Kevin Warren letter.

They finally get to play their hits again - “The Bears are Stupid Idiots”
December 18, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Another award-winning episode from the podcast about nothing and everything podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
Live From The Five Hole – Who Was In My Room Last Night?
Podcast Episode · Faxes From Uncle Dale · 12/17/2025 · 1h 16m
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December 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Packers week
December 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Bears media would criticize Montana to Clark
Caleb was asked if this was an "ill-advised throw." His response: "Nah. I can make any throw."
Caleb Williams to DJ Moore, touchdown!
December 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Look at this moron. Shamelessly allowed to continue clearing millions of dollars per year to be stupidly wrong.
December 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Im told Kyle and the Blackhawks have the largest analytics department in the league. I wonder what this crack production staff says the probability is of scoring a goal off a faceoff with 0.8 seconds is.
December 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Did you know the Bears did something last week they havent done at Lambeau in 20 years? Only top minds who listen to our latest episode will know podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
Live From The Five Hole – Light Sleeper
Podcast Episode · Faxes From Uncle Dale · 12/11/2025 · 1h 21m
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December 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Sure to be brought up in tonight’s podcast recording along with another trip into my Bears archives
December 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I imagine an atmosphere more like Chicago Stadium in the 80s where anyone in a Packers jersey will have it ripped to shreds off their back and theres not a damn thing anyone can do about it.
Last thing on the Packers for now: The rematch is Saturday, December 20, 7:20 CT kickoff, with potentially first-place back on the line.

Can you imagine that crowd? The stadium will be rockin.

Bears-Rams in 2018 comes to mind as maybe the last night game at Solider Field with stakes that high.
December 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The Bears ruined Jalen Hurts
December 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
December 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM