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Pope is going to sit on this jersey while he watches this on VHS
November 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Quoting an anonymous NFL coach breaking down Caleb’s play is wild considering the Bears head coach is also an NFL coach who knows the play calls and situations they were designed for. Oh, and he’s available after every game if you wanted to ask him about it.
November 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Accurate representation of my father and his brother exchanging gifts with each other every Christmas.
Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.
October 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
America’s Favorite Segment setting up to be a banger next week.
October 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The only podcast to ever ponder what John Wayne Gacy thought about Dave Wannstedt being the new head coach of the Bears (I assume) podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
Live From The Five Hole – God Owes Me Money
Podcast Episode · Faxes From Uncle Dale · 10/23/2025 · 1h 23m
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October 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
DATS EXACLY RIGHT
Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”
October 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Whats the weirdest thing about this for you? For me, it’s Charissa Thompson commending the manners of Jaxson Dart, a 22 year-old adult male, to his mother on live tv.
October 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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sorry boss i cant stop thinking about trains on account of my huge, cut johnson
October 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
According to @torqpenderloin.bsky.social, it’s the best episode we’ve ever done podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
Live From The Five Hole – Smile Like You Mean It
Podcast Episode · Faxes From Uncle Dale · 10/02/2025 · 1h 31m
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October 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
You know a team has a solid plan when an important defenseman gets hurt and his replacement is someone on a PTO who was available for any team all summer.
Blackhawks in practice
Burakovsky-Bedard-Donato
Bertuzzi-Nazar-Teräväinen
Slaggert-Dickinson-Mikheyev
Dach-Greene-Lafferty

Reiche rotating on 3rd & Moore on 4th. Foligno isn't practicing.

Grzelcyk-Rinzel
Kaiser-Levshunov
Allan-Murphy
Del Mastro-Crevier

Vlasic isn't practicing
October 1, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The return of America’s Favorite Segment. Don’t worry everyone, the Blackhawks prospect who is also a quarterback is only one of the top 5% of high school QBs in America.

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Live From The Five Hole – We’re In This Together
Podcast Episode · Faxes From Uncle Dale · 09/17/2025 · 1h 20m
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September 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I’m covered in Bears shpilkus podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
Live From The Five Hole – Black Lodge
Podcast Episode · Faxes From Uncle Dale · 09/10/2025 · 1h 4m
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September 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Here we go again
a man in a space suit with the name tbs mario on his chest
ALT: a man in a space suit with the name tbs mario on his chest
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September 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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(barfing so abruptly that it kinda bounces off the front of my face and flies everywhere like a dog) bear down
September 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Why do we care what the bears coaches from last year have to say about anything unless it is “I’m going to <redact> myself”?
September 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Its the best show of the year - not to be confused with the 2nd best show of the year, which is the same show but different. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
Live From The Five Hole – This Could Be Love
Podcast Episode · Faxes From Uncle Dale · 09/03/2025 · 1h 14m
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September 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Ever notice that no one is ever happy with Bears preseason results - even when people get exactly what they ask for? We did and talked about it. Oh, and America’s Favorite Segment is out of the box temporarily podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
Live From The Five Hole – Hey Jealousy
Podcast Episode · Faxes From Uncle Dale · 08/27/2025 · 1h 12m
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August 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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August 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
The only podcast around that will reference a Peter Boyle scene from “Dream Team” and late night shows that aired on CLTV a hundred years ago.
August 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Yeah but how were Caleb’s stats in practice?
August 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Hey, what do you know…Caleb and the offense have looked better and sharper in two straight days since they stopped installing the offense. Almost like this has been the plan all along.

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Live From The Five Hole – Land of Confusion
Faxes From Uncle Dale · Episode
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August 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Why do NFL teams spends millions of dollars on draft prep and make every draft prospect run through a gazillion interviews, mental tests and preparatory meetings when you can just ask a strength coach who has the proper mentality?
"I am friends with a close friend of the Chicago Bears strength coach, who swears up and down that Caleb Williams will never be the answer because of his mentality, and that Tyson Bagent deserves a chance to start. We can't even have nice things when we have nice things" defector.com/why-your-tea...
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Chicago Bears | Defector
Some people are fans of the Chicago Bears. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Chicago Bears. This 2025 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so ...
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August 4, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Powerbombed through a comprehensive Chinese buffet directly into the dirt and all the way to hell @torqpenderloin.bsky.social
July 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Blackhawk fans are so weirdly obsessed with defensemen getting bottom pairing minutes. They don’t matter! Not for teams expected to finish in the lottery, year in and year out.
June 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM