doin a survey of office trash cans to see who snacks the most and i'm afraid it's me
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
doin a survey of office trash cans to see who snacks the most and i'm afraid it's me
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We used to be a country
November 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
We used to be a country
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even as a little boy i always dreamt of having bad knees
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 AM
even as a little boy i always dreamt of having bad knees
discovering discipline from first principles at the age of 35
November 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
discovering discipline from first principles at the age of 35
can't get brake checked if you're not tailgating and you can't get tailgated if you aren't loafing in a passing lane (caveat, this only applies to free-flow traffic with passing lanes). everything would go a lot smoother if folks acted like particles in a flow regime instead of individuals with egos
November 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
can't get brake checked if you're not tailgating and you can't get tailgated if you aren't loafing in a passing lane (caveat, this only applies to free-flow traffic with passing lanes). everything would go a lot smoother if folks acted like particles in a flow regime instead of individuals with egos
happy international men's day i'm here to help men overcome their vehicle body dysmorphia
November 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
happy international men's day i'm here to help men overcome their vehicle body dysmorphia
ive had to commute to my office every day this week bc my internet is having some very stupid issues and let me tell you i understand the low grade background rage latent in every american that has to operate a motor vehicle in traffic 10 times a week just to get to work.
November 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
ive had to commute to my office every day this week bc my internet is having some very stupid issues and let me tell you i understand the low grade background rage latent in every american that has to operate a motor vehicle in traffic 10 times a week just to get to work.
when are you guys gonna find out I am also AI all I can do is consume and replicate what I've seen done before
November 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
when are you guys gonna find out I am also AI all I can do is consume and replicate what I've seen done before
I think before my mom died my dad had texted me happy birthday a couple times, called me a couple times (always to ask if I knew where mom was), and in the past year I have phone conversations about his life difficulties at least 3x/mo. I'm exhausted.
November 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I think before my mom died my dad had texted me happy birthday a couple times, called me a couple times (always to ask if I knew where mom was), and in the past year I have phone conversations about his life difficulties at least 3x/mo. I'm exhausted.
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Ran out of things to say but probably gonna be alive for another 40-50 years, this sucks
October 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Ran out of things to say but probably gonna be alive for another 40-50 years, this sucks
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A party that couldn't endorse Mamdani. . . has room for Marjorie Taylor Greene
The party can burn in hell
The party can burn in hell
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
A party that couldn't endorse Mamdani. . . has room for Marjorie Taylor Greene
The party can burn in hell
The party can burn in hell
My cousin once had a scale to measure how good or bad a thing was. It was Polar Express the Movie at the lowest end, and Polar Express the Book at the highest. I'm updating that scale with East Of Eden. More room since the upper and lower bounds are greater.
November 17, 2025 at 6:36 AM
My cousin once had a scale to measure how good or bad a thing was. It was Polar Express the Movie at the lowest end, and Polar Express the Book at the highest. I'm updating that scale with East Of Eden. More room since the upper and lower bounds are greater.
If you have to wait for more than 30 seconds for others to yield the right-of-way, do you really have the right-of-way?
November 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM
If you have to wait for more than 30 seconds for others to yield the right-of-way, do you really have the right-of-way?
If conversation felt like turn based combat while you were growing up...you might be a lil autistic
November 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
If conversation felt like turn based combat while you were growing up...you might be a lil autistic
Family group chats were divided 10 years ago by the same question as to quality of candidate: Trump or Hillary?
November 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Family group chats were divided 10 years ago by the same question as to quality of candidate: Trump or Hillary?
Remember when Hilary propped up Donald in the field of Republican primary so she could run against him thinking it would be an easy victory in the general? Oooooooooooof
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Remember when Hilary propped up Donald in the field of Republican primary so she could run against him thinking it would be an easy victory in the general? Oooooooooooof
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I never learnt anything . didn't know i was suppose to
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I never learnt anything . didn't know i was suppose to
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![4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiby6can6k76yzfmv2czxs4pu2l7zie7bqbrpswi7h3ifmiadkuqvu@jpeg)
Just thought about how my mom won't be around when my cats die
November 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Just thought about how my mom won't be around when my cats die
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Frankenstein (2025)
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Frankenstein (2025)
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Really difficult to overstate the fury one should feel that the GOP and institutions like the New York Times went all in on transphobia as some mortal threat to women and girls while covering up something like this.
When you read these Epstein emails, you start to understand why so many prominent conservatives are obsessed with checking the genitals of children. It's a big thing for them!
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Really difficult to overstate the fury one should feel that the GOP and institutions like the New York Times went all in on transphobia as some mortal threat to women and girls while covering up something like this.
me hating suburbs: look at all the sprawl, the economic sink, the loss of place.
but then: without suburbs there is no midwest emo >:(
but then: without suburbs there is no midwest emo >:(
November 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
me hating suburbs: look at all the sprawl, the economic sink, the loss of place.
but then: without suburbs there is no midwest emo >:(
but then: without suburbs there is no midwest emo >:(
we want a happy home
we want to die with friends
we want to die with friends
November 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
we want a happy home
we want to die with friends
we want to die with friends
who up reading about a small network of financial and media elites covering for one another's gross crimes against children?
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
who up reading about a small network of financial and media elites covering for one another's gross crimes against children?
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pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes