mike jolkovski
@mikejolk.bsky.social
Psychoanalyst, Woodwind player, bon vivant. If I’m following you, it’s probably because you said something clever.
I am vast, I contain platitudes. I have heard the modem scream.
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I am vast, I contain platitudes. I have heard the modem scream.
MikeJolk.39 on signal
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I said nothing, and tried to think nothing.
January 6, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I said nothing, and tried to think nothing.
It’s not “your heart is broken”, it’s “your heart is now broken in and ready to use”
January 5, 2026 at 3:20 PM
It’s not “your heart is broken”, it’s “your heart is now broken in and ready to use”
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A scepter snatch’d with an unruly hand
Must be as boisterously maintain’d as gain’d;
And he that stands upon a slipp’ry place
Makes nice of no vild hold to stay him up
Must be as boisterously maintain’d as gain’d;
And he that stands upon a slipp’ry place
Makes nice of no vild hold to stay him up
January 3, 2026 at 5:14 PM
A scepter snatch’d with an unruly hand
Must be as boisterously maintain’d as gain’d;
And he that stands upon a slipp’ry place
Makes nice of no vild hold to stay him up
Must be as boisterously maintain’d as gain’d;
And he that stands upon a slipp’ry place
Makes nice of no vild hold to stay him up
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Trump wants Greenland because that's where Santa lives. If he can replace Santa, he'll have an endless supply of underage girls heading his way.
January 4, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Trump wants Greenland because that's where Santa lives. If he can replace Santa, he'll have an endless supply of underage girls heading his way.
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starting in six weeks or so, you will hear right wing and centrist commentators on cable news, podcasts etc start to refer to Mamdani as if it's obvious that he's failed, extremely unpopular etc. its very important in order for their plot to succeed that any left wing pol be discredited
January 2, 2026 at 5:41 PM
starting in six weeks or so, you will hear right wing and centrist commentators on cable news, podcasts etc start to refer to Mamdani as if it's obvious that he's failed, extremely unpopular etc. its very important in order for their plot to succeed that any left wing pol be discredited
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If 2025 didn't stop you nothing will
January 1, 2026 at 10:55 AM
If 2025 didn't stop you nothing will
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they regarded it, not as a foreshadowing of evil in the future, but as the fulfilment of an evil already presaged
January 1, 2026 at 1:47 AM
they regarded it, not as a foreshadowing of evil in the future, but as the fulfilment of an evil already presaged
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Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
January 1, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
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WPA poster, late 1930s
www.loc.gov/item/98518254/
www.loc.gov/item/98518254/
![Poster for democracy showing the hand and torch of the Statue of Liberty with text that says "Democracy...a challenge". Chicago : Illinois WPA Art Project, [between 1936 and 1940]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kok4aqdr3qnsj6ktfkq76kqz/bafkreigo26z7ohet2fmm3ge6f2xkgfc3r4adoailrjjlz7j2szkx64iqwq@jpeg)
January 1, 2026 at 2:02 PM
WPA poster, late 1930s
www.loc.gov/item/98518254/
www.loc.gov/item/98518254/
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It'd be interesting to have someone claim it's against their religious beliefs to play music for sex offenders
December 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
It'd be interesting to have someone claim it's against their religious beliefs to play music for sex offenders
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every other job in the world seems easy to me simply bc it doesn't require drawing comics
December 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
every other job in the world seems easy to me simply bc it doesn't require drawing comics
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Scientists at Princeton have created this reconstruction of what Elon Musk would look like today without gender-affirming surgeries
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December 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Scientists at Princeton have created this reconstruction of what Elon Musk would look like today without gender-affirming surgeries
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My name is Aizymandias, king of kings
Look on my slop, ye mighty, and despair : (
Look on my slop, ye mighty, and despair : (
December 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
My name is Aizymandias, king of kings
Look on my slop, ye mighty, and despair : (
Look on my slop, ye mighty, and despair : (
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The government failed at actually redacting the Epstein files because DOGE cancelled the feds adobe acrobat premium subscription is the funniest shit.
December 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The government failed at actually redacting the Epstein files because DOGE cancelled the feds adobe acrobat premium subscription is the funniest shit.
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This is my substitute for pistol and ball.
December 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This is my substitute for pistol and ball.
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in case this wasn't obvious:
the main takeaway of the entire epstein saga is that everyone in the ruling class who's been telling us that economic democracy "doesn't work" is a pedophile
the main takeaway of the entire epstein saga is that everyone in the ruling class who's been telling us that economic democracy "doesn't work" is a pedophile
December 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
in case this wasn't obvious:
the main takeaway of the entire epstein saga is that everyone in the ruling class who's been telling us that economic democracy "doesn't work" is a pedophile
the main takeaway of the entire epstein saga is that everyone in the ruling class who's been telling us that economic democracy "doesn't work" is a pedophile
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“Music is a funny thing when you really come to think about it.”
December 24, 2025 at 10:12 AM
“Music is a funny thing when you really come to think about it.”
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Some of you will believe any horrific allegation about our president merely because it's fully consistent with who he is
December 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Some of you will believe any horrific allegation about our president merely because it's fully consistent with who he is
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It’s a great time to be dumb and mean-spirited
January 23, 2025 at 4:57 AM
It’s a great time to be dumb and mean-spirited
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Ernie Bushmiller, 1947
December 22, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Ernie Bushmiller, 1947