mike jolkovski
mikejolk.bsky.social
mike jolkovski
@mikejolk.bsky.social
Psychoanalyst, Woodwind player, bon vivant. If I’m following you, it’s probably because you said something clever.

I am vast, I contain platitudes. I have heard the modem scream.

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I fear we will nuke Liechtenstein
November 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
How are they not describing it as a hostage negotiation with a psychopath who is happy to kill the hostages?
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
If The Hours does it for you, give a spin to Reich’s Music for 18 Musicians. You may actually get too much done.
November 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Furthermore, Vanity is still the only deadly sin that has its own piece of furniture. We should remedy this. I propose renaming the couch as “the sloth”.
November 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
There was some mob show where the local midlevel wiseguys, under pressure to make their weekly quota of $$ to kick up to their patrons and lacking any lucrative crimes to do, are trying to pry open a bunch of decapitated parking meters for the change inside.

That’s our executive branch, people.
November 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I look forward to the sandwich guy’s Substack
November 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
“I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamberder today”
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Bravo!
November 1, 2025 at 5:39 AM
The rapist formerly known as Prince
October 31, 2025 at 4:47 AM
But the 22nd doesn’t say anything about self-appointing to a third term in a grisly coronation ceremony atop a pyramid of corpses, while the cowled SCOTUS justices perform a Latin chant invoking the spirits of the evil dead, does it, professor smartypants? Checkmate!
October 31, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Also “nitwit”
October 31, 2025 at 1:48 AM
There’s been derogatory talk about ridding colleges etc of “blue-haired” people … which seems trivial in light of the outright homicidal racism thats showing its face, but it’s worth challenging. It’s an extremist war against freedom, including the freedom to be different in personal style.
October 31, 2025 at 1:04 AM
This guy’s photo should be in all of the statistics textbooks to warn people away from saying “the analysis did not show significance, but there was a trend…”
October 31, 2025 at 12:22 AM