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GET EM BOYZ
June 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
GET EM BOYZ
Look out for my gofundme to have the micro spider-magnet Obamacare secretly implanted in my bare foot removed.
May 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Look out for my gofundme to have the micro spider-magnet Obamacare secretly implanted in my bare foot removed.
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It's the time of year when I see articles telling folks to put pet fur out for bird nesting. The Cornell ornithology lab does not recommend this! Flea/tick treatments & shampoos can be toxic, long fur can entangle chicks, etc. There are much better alternatives: www.allaboutbirds.org/news/providi...
Providing Nest Material for Birds: Dos & Don'ts
Rufous Hummingbird by Penny Hall/Birdshare.
Most birds build some kind of structure to contain their eggs and nestlings. A bird's nest may be as simple as a nighthawk's or Killdeer's depression on ...
www.allaboutbirds.org
March 21, 2025 at 11:33 PM
It's the time of year when I see articles telling folks to put pet fur out for bird nesting. The Cornell ornithology lab does not recommend this! Flea/tick treatments & shampoos can be toxic, long fur can entangle chicks, etc. There are much better alternatives: www.allaboutbirds.org/news/providi...
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Stopped at a coffee shop to grab something and while waiting I see this adorable couple, probably teens, one with dyed red hair, the other blue, and the guy’s got an INVADER ZIM bag. They had no idea who I was and that infuriated me, like what the FUCK?! I threw hot coffee at them and stole the bag.
March 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Stopped at a coffee shop to grab something and while waiting I see this adorable couple, probably teens, one with dyed red hair, the other blue, and the guy’s got an INVADER ZIM bag. They had no idea who I was and that infuriated me, like what the FUCK?! I threw hot coffee at them and stole the bag.
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once i remember why i walked into this room it's over for you all
March 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM
once i remember why i walked into this room it's over for you all
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Starting to think Covid gave us too much practice at carrying on in cataclysmic times.
February 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Starting to think Covid gave us too much practice at carrying on in cataclysmic times.
Yes, of course having a bumpersticker on my shitty 2003 ford that says hawk tuah is going to automatically make women fall in love with me. Why do you ask?
February 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Yes, of course having a bumpersticker on my shitty 2003 ford that says hawk tuah is going to automatically make women fall in love with me. Why do you ask?
Proud of this one. Hopefully it will survive the trip home with the customer.
February 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Proud of this one. Hopefully it will survive the trip home with the customer.
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You pieces of shit are demanding democrats do something instead of giving them money and otherwise not bothering them
February 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
You pieces of shit are demanding democrats do something instead of giving them money and otherwise not bothering them
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lunar calendar? buddy, we're on earth
February 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
lunar calendar? buddy, we're on earth
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the OTHER thing about the white house’s anti-diversity push is that like old fashioned segregation it is explicitly an effort to undermine unions! like c’mon! don’t be stupid!
February 6, 2025 at 3:12 PM
the OTHER thing about the white house’s anti-diversity push is that like old fashioned segregation it is explicitly an effort to undermine unions! like c’mon! don’t be stupid!
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Feel like my life could be 4-7% better if I carried a walking stick that turns into a sword
February 5, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Feel like my life could be 4-7% better if I carried a walking stick that turns into a sword
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So, just to be clear, nobody has any ability to focus right now, right? It's not just me? Just a fundamental inability to zero in on anything more demanding than, like, video games and Drag Race?
February 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
So, just to be clear, nobody has any ability to focus right now, right? It's not just me? Just a fundamental inability to zero in on anything more demanding than, like, video games and Drag Race?
Pretty sure this pasta sauce is haunted.
February 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Pretty sure this pasta sauce is haunted.
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Acab includes the clown sign at the fair telling me I'm not tall enough for the zipper I'll show you you red nose piece a shit
January 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Acab includes the clown sign at the fair telling me I'm not tall enough for the zipper I'll show you you red nose piece a shit
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You ever feel like everything is happening so fast and yet dragging on and on ever so slowly? This is happening for a very scientific reason that I don't care about.
January 30, 2025 at 6:31 AM
You ever feel like everything is happening so fast and yet dragging on and on ever so slowly? This is happening for a very scientific reason that I don't care about.
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Few know how the genre started out
January 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Few know how the genre started out
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It's okay to change your mind-- about a person, about a religion, about your own sexual orientation or other aspects of who you are...or about how you choose to describe & understand what happened to you in your past.
You're not in trouble.
You're not in trouble.
January 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
It's okay to change your mind-- about a person, about a religion, about your own sexual orientation or other aspects of who you are...or about how you choose to describe & understand what happened to you in your past.
You're not in trouble.
You're not in trouble.