Courtney Myrden
@microsuedemouse.bsky.social
it's pronounced murdin. 30, storyteller, dork, thing-maker. has many strong feelings. wants to be your friend. (nb; she/her) 🇨🇦
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Mo: “French women just look like that, sometimes.”
me: “but I think she was a. vampire?”
Mo, like I’ve just made the dumbest, most obvious observation: “yeah? like 12% of the population of France is vampires.”
me: “but I think she was a. vampire?”
Mo, like I’ve just made the dumbest, most obvious observation: “yeah? like 12% of the population of France is vampires.”
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Do audiobooks count as reading? No. Nothing counts as reading. You're not in school anymore, that's not how this works.
December 2, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Do audiobooks count as reading? No. Nothing counts as reading. You're not in school anymore, that's not how this works.
I understand the importance of things like two-factor authentication for security's sake but needing a second device in order to log into something on the first device makes me want to throw all the devices into my local reservoir and then bury myself in the creekbed
November 18, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I understand the importance of things like two-factor authentication for security's sake but needing a second device in order to log into something on the first device makes me want to throw all the devices into my local reservoir and then bury myself in the creekbed
still thinking about my two favourite messages in the discord this morning, post-stag & doe
very good night. my friends are ridiculous
very good night. my friends are ridiculous
November 17, 2025 at 4:45 AM
still thinking about my two favourite messages in the discord this morning, post-stag & doe
very good night. my friends are ridiculous
very good night. my friends are ridiculous
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I didn’t realize till today that it’s trans awareness week- so, hadïh!! I’m a tmasc genderfluid Wet’suwet’en artist who makes formline art <3 check out my stuff if you want!! I got cool stuff!! #transawarenessweek #indigenousart #transart
November 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I didn’t realize till today that it’s trans awareness week- so, hadïh!! I’m a tmasc genderfluid Wet’suwet’en artist who makes formline art <3 check out my stuff if you want!! I got cool stuff!! #transawarenessweek #indigenousart #transart
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I just ran into a new (and impossible) security verification which I guess is being used to train AI, but what the hell.
For the record, the panda in overalls was NOT the correct answer, and the sheep with dots was ALSO not the correct answer.
For the record, the panda in overalls was NOT the correct answer, and the sheep with dots was ALSO not the correct answer.
November 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I just ran into a new (and impossible) security verification which I guess is being used to train AI, but what the hell.
For the record, the panda in overalls was NOT the correct answer, and the sheep with dots was ALSO not the correct answer.
For the record, the panda in overalls was NOT the correct answer, and the sheep with dots was ALSO not the correct answer.
I keep trying to tell myself that I’m past the halfway point of the semester and therefore the end of The Boring Class is in sight. but god that really doesn’t make it any less agonizingly boring in the meantime
November 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I keep trying to tell myself that I’m past the halfway point of the semester and therefore the end of The Boring Class is in sight. but god that really doesn’t make it any less agonizingly boring in the meantime
I’m SURE there must be exceptions out there, but all my experience is extremely consistent: if he’s a heavierset man with a beard, glasses, and a flat cap, he’s going to be very pleasant and personable
October 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I’m SURE there must be exceptions out there, but all my experience is extremely consistent: if he’s a heavierset man with a beard, glasses, and a flat cap, he’s going to be very pleasant and personable
please. I am begging. when will this exhausting endless parade of streaming true crime miniseries starring major actors finally be over. when will we let the sensationalist true crime media fad die. when will people realise how voyeuristic and disrespectful this shit is
October 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
please. I am begging. when will this exhausting endless parade of streaming true crime miniseries starring major actors finally be over. when will we let the sensationalist true crime media fad die. when will people realise how voyeuristic and disrespectful this shit is
if you’ve decided not to wish people a ‘happy [specific holiday]’ that’s lovely but please do not wish retail employees a ‘happy long weekend’ instead. it only makes us hate you a little more
October 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
if you’ve decided not to wish people a ‘happy [specific holiday]’ that’s lovely but please do not wish retail employees a ‘happy long weekend’ instead. it only makes us hate you a little more
hey. have high school careers classes updated their curriculum for the ‘ai hiring’ era yet? what does that look like? bc the teens who come into my store and ask me about job openings don’t seem to be operating on current info and idk if that’s the schools’ fault or their parents’
October 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
hey. have high school careers classes updated their curriculum for the ‘ai hiring’ era yet? what does that look like? bc the teens who come into my store and ask me about job openings don’t seem to be operating on current info and idk if that’s the schools’ fault or their parents’
I'm so glad that crackers.....
October 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I'm so glad that crackers.....
Jason, dude, a LOT of the consumers care if what they're looking at is AI
Jason Blum's take on AI sucks. an AI takeover isn't inevitable, and treating it as such (while also referring to filmmaking as "content creation," smdh) helps AI companies promote the lie that their deeply unprofitable, destructive tech is more powerful and useful than it actually is.
October 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Jason, dude, a LOT of the consumers care if what they're looking at is AI
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October 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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made a fatal error this evening and allowed myself to be sucked down a rabbithole of saccharine couple-y content for like ten minutes. I manage to avoid being frustrated by my own singleness like 99% of the time, but. fuck. when it gets me it GETS me
September 27, 2025 at 5:08 AM
made a fatal error this evening and allowed myself to be sucked down a rabbithole of saccharine couple-y content for like ten minutes. I manage to avoid being frustrated by my own singleness like 99% of the time, but. fuck. when it gets me it GETS me
I finally took the time to get the ios update done, and. hm. hate the new liquid glass look. too many stupid shiny highlights and too many transparent bits. everything is too busy visually. how do I fix this, ugh
September 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I finally took the time to get the ios update done, and. hm. hate the new liquid glass look. too many stupid shiny highlights and too many transparent bits. everything is too busy visually. how do I fix this, ugh
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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
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If this administration lurches off the rails because he was mad Jimmy Kimmel made fun of his ballroom and can't remember the generic name for Tylenol, it will be a suitably dumb way for the tide to turn.
Idk it feels like something is shifting. This tweet was also the language of the AP push alert, and just now the Times chimed in:
September 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
If this administration lurches off the rails because he was mad Jimmy Kimmel made fun of his ballroom and can't remember the generic name for Tylenol, it will be a suitably dumb way for the tide to turn.
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Woolly Bear Caterpillar festivals are held every year across the US Midwest, but few know of the old Woolly Bear Fairs.
Contestants raised caterpillars to large sizes by preventing them from molting. The record size of 8′10 (2.69 m) was measured in the 1932 Fair in Gondal, OH.
Contestants raised caterpillars to large sizes by preventing them from molting. The record size of 8′10 (2.69 m) was measured in the 1932 Fair in Gondal, OH.
September 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Woolly Bear Caterpillar festivals are held every year across the US Midwest, but few know of the old Woolly Bear Fairs.
Contestants raised caterpillars to large sizes by preventing them from molting. The record size of 8′10 (2.69 m) was measured in the 1932 Fair in Gondal, OH.
Contestants raised caterpillars to large sizes by preventing them from molting. The record size of 8′10 (2.69 m) was measured in the 1932 Fair in Gondal, OH.
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Here's a look at what I've been working on these past couple weeks!! Rainbow Raven, a collection of pride flag coloured formline stickers!!
🌈🪶 #formline #telekitneticart #pridemonth #indigenousart 🌈🪶
🌈🪶 #formline #telekitneticart #pridemonth #indigenousart 🌈🪶
July 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Here's a look at what I've been working on these past couple weeks!! Rainbow Raven, a collection of pride flag coloured formline stickers!!
🌈🪶 #formline #telekitneticart #pridemonth #indigenousart 🌈🪶
🌈🪶 #formline #telekitneticart #pridemonth #indigenousart 🌈🪶
Americans are WILDLY allergic to pronouncing the name Wagner correctly. has anyone else noticed this
September 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Americans are WILDLY allergic to pronouncing the name Wagner correctly. has anyone else noticed this
“god, no, you’re going to make me come up with a creation myth!” - @hounskulll.bsky.social
September 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
“god, no, you’re going to make me come up with a creation myth!” - @hounskulll.bsky.social
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Again, like… These fucking people need to be forced to watch an animal dying of rabies. They need to understand what an absolutely demonic virus this is, it is indescribably horrible, I’m a fucking horror writer and I have a hard time even thinking about it for too long
September 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Again, like… These fucking people need to be forced to watch an animal dying of rabies. They need to understand what an absolutely demonic virus this is, it is indescribably horrible, I’m a fucking horror writer and I have a hard time even thinking about it for too long
oh……… that one hurts
September 2, 2025 at 4:06 PM
oh……… that one hurts
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why does my doctor's office have the loudest hold music on earth
August 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
why does my doctor's office have the loudest hold music on earth