Jean-Philippe Michaud
@michaudjp.bsky.social
Autist, woke, telco worker, nature lover, we lost the climate fight years ago.
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“Explain it to me, in the simplest terms,” said the bewildered 79-year-old president of the United States
Trump Asks Nicki Minaj To Explain Eating Ass
WASHINGTON—Pulling her aside at a Treasury Department event Wednesday, President Donald Trump reportedly asked hip-hop artist Nicki Minaj to explain eating ass. “Explain it to me, in the simplest term...
theonion.com
January 30, 2026 at 1:00 AM
“Explain it to me, in the simplest terms,” said the bewildered 79-year-old president of the United States
Un compte à bloquer
January 30, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Un compte à bloquer
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Every time this post is shared, I have to defend my ancestors and correct this nonsense.
We did not eat our prime minister (Grand Pensionary)... we only had a little nibble.
We did not eat our prime minister (Grand Pensionary)... we only had a little nibble.
January 29, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Every time this post is shared, I have to defend my ancestors and correct this nonsense.
We did not eat our prime minister (Grand Pensionary)... we only had a little nibble.
We did not eat our prime minister (Grand Pensionary)... we only had a little nibble.
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It’s the 1990s. I’m trying to explain many abuses we see at Ruby Ridge and Waco reflect entrenched practices of law enforcement.
It’s the 2000s. I’m trying to explain many abuses we see under the PATRIOT ACT reflect entrenched practices of American law enforcement.
It’s 2025. Guess the fuck what.
It’s the 2000s. I’m trying to explain many abuses we see under the PATRIOT ACT reflect entrenched practices of American law enforcement.
It’s 2025. Guess the fuck what.
January 29, 2026 at 12:12 AM
It’s the 1990s. I’m trying to explain many abuses we see at Ruby Ridge and Waco reflect entrenched practices of law enforcement.
It’s the 2000s. I’m trying to explain many abuses we see under the PATRIOT ACT reflect entrenched practices of American law enforcement.
It’s 2025. Guess the fuck what.
It’s the 2000s. I’m trying to explain many abuses we see under the PATRIOT ACT reflect entrenched practices of American law enforcement.
It’s 2025. Guess the fuck what.
😂 une façon efficace de répondre publiquement à Trump c'est de jouer sa game
CNN: “Trump called you a loser.”
REPUBLICAN @SenThomTillis: “I’m thrilled about that. That makes me qualified to be homeland security secretary AND senior advisor to the president.” 🔥 👀
REPUBLICAN @SenThomTillis: “I’m thrilled about that. That makes me qualified to be homeland security secretary AND senior advisor to the president.” 🔥 👀
January 29, 2026 at 12:48 AM
😂 une façon efficace de répondre publiquement à Trump c'est de jouer sa game
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Breaking!
In absolutely epic news, Mayor Frey of Minneapolis tells JD "couch humper" Vance to go fuck a couch. 🤭🤣😅
In absolutely epic news, Mayor Frey of Minneapolis tells JD "couch humper" Vance to go fuck a couch. 🤭🤣😅
January 28, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Breaking!
In absolutely epic news, Mayor Frey of Minneapolis tells JD "couch humper" Vance to go fuck a couch. 🤭🤣😅
In absolutely epic news, Mayor Frey of Minneapolis tells JD "couch humper" Vance to go fuck a couch. 🤭🤣😅
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![3-panel comic. (1) [Three small arthropods on ocean floor.] ARTHROPOD 1: Now that we’re multicellular, what are your plans? I’m gonna evolve little legs and swim around with them! ARTHROPOD 2: I’m gonna evolve sharp pincers and use them to crunch stuff! ARTHROPOD 3: I’m gonna evolve glands to make string from my butt and use it to construct elaborate geometric nets hundreds of times my size to catch other animals. (2) [Silence] (3) ARTHROPOD 1: *Dude.* ARTHROPOD 2: Can you *please* just be normal about this? ARTHROPOD 3: *What??!*](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreia3p425asp237hjolbn5lly6g6hzm2eoygqjpkd5dii6zrwqnp7qi@jpeg)
January 28, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Gold going parabolic.
January 28, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Gold going parabolic.
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I don’t think it an exaggeration to say that this year — between now and late January 2027 — will determine the future of America and much of the world.
What so you think America will be like on January 28, 2027? https://robertreich.substack.com/p/office-hours-what-will-america-be
What so you think America will be like on January 28, 2027? https://robertreich.substack.com/p/office-hours-what-will-america-be
Office Hours: What Will America Be Like on January 28, 2027?
You honest prediction for one year from today (we’ll check back in a year).
robertreich.substack.com
January 28, 2026 at 4:54 PM
I don’t think it an exaggeration to say that this year — between now and late January 2027 — will determine the future of America and much of the world.
What so you think America will be like on January 28, 2027? https://robertreich.substack.com/p/office-hours-what-will-america-be
What so you think America will be like on January 28, 2027? https://robertreich.substack.com/p/office-hours-what-will-america-be
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“.. it has also left investors bracing for another wave of inflation ..”
@financialtimes.com
www.ft.com/content/8cbb...
@financialtimes.com
www.ft.com/content/8cbb...
January 28, 2026 at 1:26 PM
“.. it has also left investors bracing for another wave of inflation ..”
@financialtimes.com
www.ft.com/content/8cbb...
@financialtimes.com
www.ft.com/content/8cbb...
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Nunca creí que los leopardos comerían MI cara
The co-founder of Latinas for Trump is now condemning Trump’s ICE raids:
“I’m afraid of someone stopping my son.”
“This is not what we voted for.”
“I’m afraid of someone stopping my son.”
“This is not what we voted for.”
January 27, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Nunca creí que los leopardos comerían MI cara
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It’s time to investigate.
I am launching a review into whether TikTok is violating state law by censoring Trump-critical content.
I am launching a review into whether TikTok is violating state law by censoring Trump-critical content.
January 27, 2026 at 2:16 AM
👀
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Quite horrific what TikTok allows versus what they don't
Quite horrific what TikTok allows versus what they don't
January 27, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Screenshot sent from a follower
Quite horrific what TikTok allows versus what they don't
Quite horrific what TikTok allows versus what they don't
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The lesson of the past two weeks, whether you’re the EU, South Korea or any other trading nation: you may THINK you have a “deal” with Donald Trump.
You don’t. 🤡
@financialtimes.com
www.ft.com/content/9982...
You don’t. 🤡
@financialtimes.com
www.ft.com/content/9982...
Donald Trump increases tariffs on South Korea to 25%
US president accuses Seoul of ‘not living up to’ agreement struck with Washington last year
www.ft.com
January 26, 2026 at 10:40 PM
The lesson of the past two weeks, whether you’re the EU, South Korea or any other trading nation: you may THINK you have a “deal” with Donald Trump.
You don’t. 🤡
@financialtimes.com
www.ft.com/content/9982...
You don’t. 🤡
@financialtimes.com
www.ft.com/content/9982...
Abu Ghraib, TX
Understand this: There are Trump regime concentration camps in America, where innocent people are being killed and tortured and sexually abused—not to mention caged indefinitely—and that includes men, women, and children. These Nazi-style camps are on military bases to keep their activities secret.
Immigrants Detained at Fort Bliss in Texas Report Abuse and Inhumane Conditions
Detained people at largest immigration detention facility in the country report accounts of physical and sexual abuse.
www.aclu.org
January 26, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Abu Ghraib, TX
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Wow — retired Army general and former commander of 🇺🇸 Special Operations Command Tony Thomas replies to Miller & Hegseth with the execution freeze frame
January 26, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Wow — retired Army general and former commander of 🇺🇸 Special Operations Command Tony Thomas replies to Miller & Hegseth with the execution freeze frame
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I cannot imagine the devastation this family is experiencing today. This statement is powerful and must be read.
January 25, 2026 at 1:52 AM
I cannot imagine the devastation this family is experiencing today. This statement is powerful and must be read.
La division de la droite est délicieuse
January 25, 2026 at 2:24 AM
La division de la droite est délicieuse
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Today, on X, Elon Musk has retweeted - a post from a user named "@kitler," talking up the Great Replacement Theory. And a post from a user named "@rothmus" that asked "what radicalized you" showing images of Trump in Butler, PA, Charlie Kirk, Daniel Penny and Iryna Zarutska. And more...
January 25, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Today, on X, Elon Musk has retweeted - a post from a user named "@kitler," talking up the Great Replacement Theory. And a post from a user named "@rothmus" that asked "what radicalized you" showing images of Trump in Butler, PA, Charlie Kirk, Daniel Penny and Iryna Zarutska. And more...
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He's right, you know...
January 23, 2026 at 2:10 PM
He's right, you know...
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“For the last quarter of a century my wardrobe has consisted of Nazi wardrobe. People also tell me I look good dressed like a Nazi.”
VITTERT: Gavin Newsom criticized you for wearing 'SS garb'
BOVINO: That coat is definitely Border Patrol issued. I've had it over 25 years. I bought that as a young agent, approximately 1999. I received nothing but compliments.
BOVINO: That coat is definitely Border Patrol issued. I've had it over 25 years. I bought that as a young agent, approximately 1999. I received nothing but compliments.
January 23, 2026 at 2:09 PM
“For the last quarter of a century my wardrobe has consisted of Nazi wardrobe. People also tell me I look good dressed like a Nazi.”
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Germans occupied Denmark, and now we will too
January 21, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Germans occupied Denmark, and now we will too