People: "You should get to the gym or go for a run, it gets the heart racing!"
Doctors: "Fuckin hell, your heart is racing. Here, have some tablets. And make a will"
Doctors: "Fuckin hell, your heart is racing. Here, have some tablets. And make a will"
January 31, 2026 at 2:05 PM
People: "You should get to the gym or go for a run, it gets the heart racing!"
Doctors: "Fuckin hell, your heart is racing. Here, have some tablets. And make a will"
Doctors: "Fuckin hell, your heart is racing. Here, have some tablets. And make a will"
Well this is a bit shit
January 29, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Well this is a bit shit
The Big Bash*
*Absolutely genuine, this. I was watching it last night
*Absolutely genuine, this. I was watching it last night
Red Eye
January 28, 2026 at 10:10 AM
The Big Bash*
*Absolutely genuine, this. I was watching it last night
*Absolutely genuine, this. I was watching it last night
Billy Sharp's just come on for Doncaster. I'm sure he's older than me
January 24, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Billy Sharp's just come on for Doncaster. I'm sure he's older than me
Mahatma Gandhi, 1947
Fuck off England
January 22, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Mahatma Gandhi, 1947
He will rise again
Hovis 1:69
Hovis 1:69
January 20, 2026 at 7:55 PM
He will rise again
Hovis 1:69
Hovis 1:69
I thought Harry Redknapp had been at the ozempic
Valentino Garavani death: Legendary Italian fashion designer dies aged 93
Italian fashion designer Valentino dies aged 93
www.independent.co.uk
January 19, 2026 at 7:19 PM
I thought Harry Redknapp had been at the ozempic
They really, really, *really* don't want any of us to ever collect our pensions, do they?
January 15, 2026 at 11:52 AM
They really, really, *really* don't want any of us to ever collect our pensions, do they?
Far out, man
Ukip have submitted a new logo and slogan to the Electoral Commission, swapping the £ pound sterling symbol for a cross, that looks very much like it is modelled on the Iron Cross used by Prussia & Germany 1871-1918 and Hitler's Nazi regime from 1933-45
January 13, 2026 at 9:49 AM
Far out, man
If this goes wrong for you @dano1883.bsky.social you will never be allowed to forget it
January 12, 2026 at 7:03 PM
If this goes wrong for you @dano1883.bsky.social you will never be allowed to forget it
My missus decided, yesterday, that she wanted Thai green curry tonight. I asked her to get coconut milk whilst she was out yesterday. I've just seen she got low-fat
January 11, 2026 at 1:25 PM
My missus decided, yesterday, that she wanted Thai green curry tonight. I asked her to get coconut milk whilst she was out yesterday. I've just seen she got low-fat
Just as night follows day, my TL is full of similar sentiments every time they play #LovelyStuff
January 10, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Just as night follows day, my TL is full of similar sentiments every time they play #LovelyStuff
It's rare a cover outdoes the original, especially when it's such an iconic song as The Weight, but I maintain that this is one of the greatest things I've ever heard
[Insert Paul Morley meme]
youtu.be/ph1GU1qQ1zQ?...
[Insert Paul Morley meme]
youtu.be/ph1GU1qQ1zQ?...
The Weight | Featuring Ringo Starr and Robbie Robertson | Playing For Change | Song Around The World
YouTube video by Playing For Change
youtu.be
January 10, 2026 at 1:07 PM
It's rare a cover outdoes the original, especially when it's such an iconic song as The Weight, but I maintain that this is one of the greatest things I've ever heard
[Insert Paul Morley meme]
youtu.be/ph1GU1qQ1zQ?...
[Insert Paul Morley meme]
youtu.be/ph1GU1qQ1zQ?...
It's happening @williamshuttoh.bsky.social 👀
January 9, 2026 at 9:28 PM
It's happening @williamshuttoh.bsky.social 👀
Away at Crewe, Easter 1979ish, I had bellyache all the way there and knocked on the nearest house as soon as I was off the coach, asking to use the toilet. The fella was very obliging. It was enormously unpleasant and, as I came back downstairs, he sniffed and just said "Fuckin hell, son"
I have done a poo, in the public toilets, in every famous tourist attraction I've been to. Top of the Empire State Building was my proudest achievement to date.
January 9, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Away at Crewe, Easter 1979ish, I had bellyache all the way there and knocked on the nearest house as soon as I was off the coach, asking to use the toilet. The fella was very obliging. It was enormously unpleasant and, as I came back downstairs, he sniffed and just said "Fuckin hell, son"
As an indication of how things change. I called a young (under-30) person "bone idle" the other day, and they didn't know what it meant. I asked another under-30, to prove that wasn't normal, and they didn't know either
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 10:55 AM
As an indication of how things change. I called a young (under-30) person "bone idle" the other day, and they didn't know what it meant. I asked another under-30, to prove that wasn't normal, and they didn't know either
Erich Honecker, November 1989
Absolute shambles this side.
January 7, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Erich Honecker, November 1989
I hate to be serious about football for a minute, but how in the fuck was that first Liverpool goal onside? He was literally stood in a different colour stripe on the pitch
January 5, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I hate to be serious about football for a minute, but how in the fuck was that first Liverpool goal onside? He was literally stood in a different colour stripe on the pitch
It's almost like the FIFA Peace Prize was just a made up thing between pals
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 AM
It's almost like the FIFA Peace Prize was just a made up thing between pals
*polishes dancing shoes*
January 2, 2026 at 10:15 AM
*polishes dancing shoes*
Night bus cleaner after being asked for more details regarding a complaint put in about the top deck
It’s white an it’s on the ground . I wasn’t getting a microscope out 🤷♀️🤷♀️
January 2, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Night bus cleaner after being asked for more details regarding a complaint put in about the top deck
After coming over from the other place, I forgot most of who followed me because I didn't use this app for quite some time in between. It's nice when someone I followed over there then follows me here so -
1. I can follow them back
2. I can feel guilty about not following them in the first place 👀
1. I can follow them back
2. I can feel guilty about not following them in the first place 👀
December 31, 2025 at 1:06 PM
After coming over from the other place, I forgot most of who followed me because I didn't use this app for quite some time in between. It's nice when someone I followed over there then follows me here so -
1. I can follow them back
2. I can feel guilty about not following them in the first place 👀
1. I can follow them back
2. I can feel guilty about not following them in the first place 👀