Despite not paying a huge amount of attention, I did remember having a good week a while back, and then found this under the hashtag. It's been downhill ever since
November 26, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Despite not paying a huge amount of attention, I did remember having a good week a while back, and then found this under the hashtag. It's been downhill ever since
Used "eggsackleh" in a work DM to someone yesterday, and had to explain it
November 26, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Used "eggsackleh" in a work DM to someone yesterday, and had to explain it
One good thing about owning a Pixel is the lengthy support time, and first look at new Android releases etc. They're making their own problem, really
November 26, 2025 at 9:19 AM
One good thing about owning a Pixel is the lengthy support time, and first look at new Android releases etc. They're making their own problem, really
Same. I looked at upgrading to the 10 Pro, because Google were offering £500 trade in on the 8, but it didn't really offer enough over what I already have. Once the 11 is out, I might look at a refurbished 10, but we'll see
November 26, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Same. I looked at upgrading to the 10 Pro, because Google were offering £500 trade in on the 8, but it didn't really offer enough over what I already have. Once the 11 is out, I might look at a refurbished 10, but we'll see
It makes me want to start a fight
November 26, 2025 at 9:11 AM
It makes me want to start a fight
And, by his own admission, a rapist
November 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
And, by his own admission, a rapist
Probably already a petition in Parliament to make him pay
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Probably already a petition in Parliament to make him pay
Why would they? It's fuck all to do with them
November 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Why would they? It's fuck all to do with them
50% of my TL is made up of Wigan, Everton and Leeds fans. I have enough material for a series of TED talks in how football runs lives
November 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
50% of my TL is made up of Wigan, Everton and Leeds fans. I have enough material for a series of TED talks in how football runs lives
You've been very bitter about things this past 24 hours, or do
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
You've been very bitter about things this past 24 hours, or do
I had the second part as
Now they droppin' and yellin, it's a tad bit late
Pope Leo gettin' ready to pontificate
I took it out, but I should have left it in
Now they droppin' and yellin, it's a tad bit late
Pope Leo gettin' ready to pontificate
I took it out, but I should have left it in
November 23, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I had the second part as
Now they droppin' and yellin, it's a tad bit late
Pope Leo gettin' ready to pontificate
I took it out, but I should have left it in
Now they droppin' and yellin, it's a tad bit late
Pope Leo gettin' ready to pontificate
I took it out, but I should have left it in
Does the Telegraph know about this?
November 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Does the Telegraph know about this?
"The explicitly middle-eastern lad Jesus"
November 23, 2025 at 12:03 PM
"The explicitly middle-eastern lad Jesus"
It's just easier for them. Non-celebs can be highly abusive and get away with it, but they'd be all over social media
November 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
It's just easier for them. Non-celebs can be highly abusive and get away with it, but they'd be all over social media
If it makes an airport breakfast cheap enough to get me all the way home with both kidneys still inside me, I'm all for it
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
If it makes an airport breakfast cheap enough to get me all the way home with both kidneys still inside me, I'm all for it
Did he play along with that face? Fair play if so
November 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Did he play along with that face? Fair play if so
"Two-oh pints-oh beer-oh por favor capitan"
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
"Two-oh pints-oh beer-oh por favor capitan"
Me and you could be supermodels based on that
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Me and you could be supermodels based on that
I genuinely didn't know that
November 21, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I genuinely didn't know that