merrite
@merrite.bsky.social
human rights & WPS, Arsenal, NYC stuff. rhymes with verity. she/her or they/them.
they’ve started piping in cheap fake pine-tree scent in the grand central subway station as part of some boneheaded bath & body works ad campaign and it’s so unpleasant it genuinely might make me switch my commute route until they take it down after the holidays
November 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
they’ve started piping in cheap fake pine-tree scent in the grand central subway station as part of some boneheaded bath & body works ad campaign and it’s so unpleasant it genuinely might make me switch my commute route until they take it down after the holidays
the Housewives of SLC are really reaching new heights in the field of arguing while wearing ridiculous costumes
November 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
the Housewives of SLC are really reaching new heights in the field of arguing while wearing ridiculous costumes
I’m taking Zohran’s victory as a good omen for the Arsenal finally winning the league this year
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I’m taking Zohran’s victory as a good omen for the Arsenal finally winning the league this year
BING BONG
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
BING BONG
not the horoscope-based get out the vote text omfg
November 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
not the horoscope-based get out the vote text omfg
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Sorry but this is the funniest headline I will read all year
October 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Sorry but this is the funniest headline I will read all year
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ok here's my nyc policy idea: create the post of Chief Weirdo. The job goes to an iconic freak whose job it is to maintain our world-leading weirdo levels. Curtis Sliwa can be the inaugural officeholder
October 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
ok here's my nyc policy idea: create the post of Chief Weirdo. The job goes to an iconic freak whose job it is to maintain our world-leading weirdo levels. Curtis Sliwa can be the inaugural officeholder
if I were a UN-appointed human rights expert I would simply not promote the agendas of far-right misogynist groups. but that’s just me I guess.
October 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
if I were a UN-appointed human rights expert I would simply not promote the agendas of far-right misogynist groups. but that’s just me I guess.
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listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly
October 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly
watching Escape from New York, which is basically a documentary as far as conservative dudes scared of cities are concerned
October 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
watching Escape from New York, which is basically a documentary as far as conservative dudes scared of cities are concerned
One Battle After Another was excellent!!
October 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
One Battle After Another was excellent!!
made ratatouille for dinner and it turned out pretty good but after spending over an hour on it I don't even wanna eat, lol
September 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
made ratatouille for dinner and it turned out pretty good but after spending over an hour on it I don't even wanna eat, lol
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society would improve immediately if we just seized the assets of every person who wrote jeffrey epstein a birthday note
September 9, 2025 at 12:31 PM
society would improve immediately if we just seized the assets of every person who wrote jeffrey epstein a birthday note
I shouldn’t be shocked but it’s still absolutely appalling that Arsenal have kept the Rwanda sponsorship
August 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I shouldn’t be shocked but it’s still absolutely appalling that Arsenal have kept the Rwanda sponsorship
“did you sign Sherri’s birthday card?”from Space Mutiny gets a LOT of play in my family for some reason
Does anyone else have an MST3K line they use regularly, even if it makes no sense out of context?
Because I have both "That'll keep your panfish down for a while." and "Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!" from MST3K the movie alone.
Because I have both "That'll keep your panfish down for a while." and "Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!" from MST3K the movie alone.
August 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
“did you sign Sherri’s birthday card?”from Space Mutiny gets a LOT of play in my family for some reason
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And that's why Bob is VP of marketing
Bob Clark, VP of marketing for Herr Foods, Inc., said the company was surprised to see it was mentioned in the press.
“While we can’t speak to the details of the story,” he said, “we can confirm that our Sour Cream & Onion flavor is money.”
www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/21/w...
“While we can’t speak to the details of the story,” he said, “we can confirm that our Sour Cream & Onion flavor is money.”
www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/21/w...
The Chips Fall as Rivals Fry the Mayor
The jokes and jabs are flying as Eric Adams’ closest aides was slapped with new criminal charges the day after another of his longtime allies offered a reporter cash inside a potato chip bag.
www.thecity.nyc
August 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
And that's why Bob is VP of marketing
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The Great Potato Chip Payoff is the best story ever, a perfect combination of important and stupid, with a beautiful visual, I’m so happy for The City!
August 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
The Great Potato Chip Payoff is the best story ever, a perfect combination of important and stupid, with a beautiful visual, I’m so happy for The City!
might fuck around and rewatch Justified
August 17, 2025 at 6:18 PM
might fuck around and rewatch Justified
🎶oh, what have you done
you’re a pink polo boy
and you’re throwing a sub🎶
you’re a pink polo boy
and you’re throwing a sub🎶
August 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
🎶oh, what have you done
you’re a pink polo boy
and you’re throwing a sub🎶
you’re a pink polo boy
and you’re throwing a sub🎶
there's a person with a VERY similar name & corresponding gmail address to mine and they need to get their shit together and learn how to enter their contact info properly, because I have gotten this person's vet office updates, their Sephora confirmations, and now a damn urgent care receipt
August 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
there's a person with a VERY similar name & corresponding gmail address to mine and they need to get their shit together and learn how to enter their contact info properly, because I have gotten this person's vet office updates, their Sephora confirmations, and now a damn urgent care receipt
my strawberry plant has sprouted one tiny tiny berry!!
July 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
my strawberry plant has sprouted one tiny tiny berry!!
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ok we’re watching The Swimmer and this movie is a goddamn camp fever dream. what in the hell is going on here
July 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
ok we’re watching The Swimmer and this movie is a goddamn camp fever dream. what in the hell is going on here